Survive That Attack!

[Norpo]

I enter matrix mode.

(no your connections not slow that's a static image)

You accidentally brought a knife to a gun fight.

[Vaporo]

Ok.

The next poster is attacked by Popeye the Sailor Man.

[Sampa]

Sorry, I never touched his girlfriend!

The Next person gets hit by a sonic death ray!

[Technical Ben]

So a mix of:

and

I get mildly blue and wet...

I fire a tungsten rod at the next poster in retrograde orbit...

[Vaporo]

Wait... Do you mean that I was in a retrograde orbit when the tungsten rod was fired? Or that you were in a retrograde orbit you fired the tungsten rod? WARNING! DANGLING PARTICIPLE DETECTED. GRAMMAR (Why is this word censored? National Socialist Party) MODE ENGAGED. THE SENTENCE IS DECLARED BY THE GREAT GRAMMAR REICH TO BE INVALID, THEREFORE NULLIFYING YOUR ATTACK.

The next poster is forced to attend a soul-sucking eight hour lecture on grammar.

Edited February 10, 2015 by Vaporo

[Tex]

I skip the lecture. I has great grammar.

The next poster is under attack from a vicious pigeon.

[Sampa]

...shotgun...

The next person gets eaten by a man-eating snake.

[Sesni]

I am in an anti-man-eating snake suit, and punch through the snake.

The user below me has every nuclear missile and bomb in the world 1 second from hitting them.

[Sampa]

reactivates Personal Shields and just TAKES IT!

the next person gets sick from radiation poisoning (unavoidable).

[elenir1]

Cheeki breeki

Suddenly chinchin appears and attemps a mortal strike at you

[InterCity]

Fortunately I'm a god. I'm immortal. The user below me gets struck by a lightning I throw at him.

[Sampa]

Thankfully, I learned how to bend lightning from General Iroh and bend the lighting it at the next person

[megatiger78]

pysics reverts itself. I call the U.S.S. Avalon-C into an orbital strike on the next poster.

[Yukon0009]

Acess denied.

I 404 the next poster.

[Vaporo]

I go to another website and find what I was looking for.

The next poster is consumed by an angry yeti.

[Kerbal01]

I deflect the attack with a descending F9 stage 1.

[Prof. Endwalker]

Launching an SRB does seem to set the Yeti on fire. Good to note...

The next poster is going to have his mind literally blown in 3... 2... aaaaaandd

[teepee2345]

i deflect the attack by using my ships mind control system on myself.

the next poster is affected by said mind control

[Ethanadams]

I have been trained in mind blocking attack ineffective

I nuke the next user

[Sampa]

I chi-block you before you are able to push the button.

The next person is attacked by bandits

[jake9039]

I drop the nuke(from the king of the hill forum), and wear hazmat suits.

I then drop the nuke on the next poster

[Ethanadams]

I kidnap Jeb and fly his rocket away the next poster will be crushed from a falling jeb

[jake9039]

I deflect it with jebs bouncy titanium helmet. which

I throw at the next poster

[Hobbes Novakoff]

I flip the helmet so it lands on its underside, making it explode.

The next poster will be attacked by Jeb after I convince him that they had enacted a "no solid boosters" rule.

[Yukon0009]

I kick Jeb out if my house.

I also make Jeb go to the next poster's house with a crowbar and shotgun.