Survive That Attack!

[Ethanadams]

I hire chell

next poster is captured by glados

[Yukon0009]

I release the computer Kraken.

The kraken then 3d prints itself and comes to eat the next poster.

[Newt]

Being made of few parts, and only going at low speed (avoiding all ladders, too), the kraken pays me no heed.

But it does notice the next fellow.

[Ethanadams]

Helix kills the kraken and attacks next poster

[Drakoflame]

hits the Helix with a shovel, smashing it shell

as a result of the krakens being killed, the dead Krakon on Bop comes back to life, seeking revenge for its dead children, dragging the tiny moon behind it, heading strait for the next poster

[Ethanadams]

Helix eats the zombie kraken and spits it on the next posts

[DMSP]

IPV-01 Spirit Of Kerbin doges The Zombie Kraken and Bop, and does a suicide burn into the helix. Total annihilation.

[Sampa]

I was crossing through a wormhole at the time and so I arrive in a time BEFORE all this occurred!

I then fire ALL Photon Torpedoes at the next poster!

[Hobbes Novakoff]

I'm going to assume you meant "protron," because that's a reference I can counter.

I summon Darth Vader and he attacks you with his TIE fighter, then all the movie stuff happens and Vader's fighter goes flying directly towards the next poster

[jake9039]

I then use the force to move it to the next poster

[gmpd2000]

I capture Darth vader and throw his light saber at the next poster.

[Ethanadams]

Helix resurrects deflects the sabre and it flys to the next poster

[Sampa]

I'm going to assume you meant "protron," because that's a reference I can counter.

I summon Darth Vader and he attacks you with his TIE fighter, then all the movie stuff happens and Vader's fighter goes flying directly towards the next poster

Actually, it was a star trek reference

[Noname117]

I put Sampa between me and the lightsaber, and he takes the hit rather than me.

The hearse with Sampa's body goes out of control, careening towards the next poster.

[Yukon0009]

I deflect it with my mind towards next poster.

[A-Stax32]

I am a precog, allowing me to foresee your attack and dodge easily the out of control vehicle.

It goes over a large rock causing a blowout which sends the remains of the tire flying towards the next poster's face.

[jake9039]

but since I did an illegal experiment, I am now hovering between dimensions, and phaze out just in time, causing the attack to teleport into the next poster(like, suddenly, rubber replaces your flesh and keeps going kind of stuff.)

[Joshwoo70]

*rushes past the weapon and throws at the next poster*

[Hobbes Novakoff]

teleports to the other side of the planet so the weapon hits the "denonate" button on a H-bomb that was right next to the person below me

[Ethanadams]

I use the triforce and wish for the bomb to kill next person no matter what

[Sampa]

I come out of a time machine and escape just in the nick of time.

The next person gets killed by the shrapnel!

[InterCity]

Ouch.

Thanks god there is Khan's superblood and a doctor handily available for me.

Khan thinks that the next poster was the one stealing blood for him, and goes berserk to kill said poster.

[Ethanadams]

I slice him with a sword

next poster is attacked by ganadorf

[Yukon0009]

I haz Tsar bomba.

Yukon use TSAR BOMBA

[InterCity]

Oh no! Yukon missed his attack!

Pikachu, i choose you! Attack the next poster!