Survive That Attack!

[teepee2345]

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i load 16 Tsar Bombas in a Trident D missile, calibrate the coordinates to match the next posters location, and press the big red button labeled "launch"

[Sampa]

activates AT field to destroy the missiles while remaining unscathed.

The next poster gets hit by the blast of the said missiles as they hit the field

[jake9039]

duct tapes 10 copies of the next poster together for a human sheild.

[xXIndestructibleEVAXx]

sets duct tape on fire to burn next poster

[jake9039]

I turn into water that freezes the next poster

[GreeningGalaxy]

You manage to freeze for a moment, but you quickly melt because I'm super hot. *sunglasses* ayyyyyyyy deal with it

I launch several relativistic kill vehicles at the next poster from a LINAC chain out near Eeloo.

[Newt]

I placed a computer virus in your launch system just this morning, and laugh as your weapons fly harmlessly into interstellar space.

The next poster has to deal with the somewhat more destructive computer virus that I sent them.

[Ethanadams]

Idestroy the computer and launch a analog missle to next poster

[jake9039]

I then survive in jebs bouncy titanium helmet, wich is flung at the next poster.

[Spearka]

Goalkeeper CIWS destroys the missile

I then...

[Sampa]

I then activate my AT field (Neon Genesis Evangelion reference) which protects me from damage from any conventional weapon system.

I then fire a wave motion gun at the next poster (Space Battleship Yamato reference)

[Ethanadams]

I explode my shrapnel attacks next poster

[Anister]

Buttlet proof vest work against shrapnel.

I stare at the next poster, and my ugly face kills them.

[Ethanadams]

I'm dead so you can't kill me

I stangle the next poster

[jake9039]

I then turn your rope into a snake, that procedes to bite you and the next poster

[Souper]

I slaughter the snake with my rocket launcher minigun.

I send the next poster to a concentration camp of German origin.

[Sampa]

Sorry, I outsmart the guards who were escorting me there and take over the train by force! I then send the train to smash into the next poster.

[DMSP]

I'm on Laythe, so the train just roves around on Kerbin.

I send a Z-class asteroid to Kerbin to annihilate the next poster.

[megatiger78]

An A class stops it impacting, instead it goes back to laythe, were the next poster was just beamed to.

[jake9039]

beam me back up scotty!

laythe debris is now flying at the next poster

[DMSP]

Nuuuu!

I use my trusty Laythe Saver to save Laythe.

Then I get revenge. Debries of A ZZZ class asteroid coming at the next poster.

[Sampa]

I use my wave motion gun (Space Battleship Yamato reference)to obliterate the said debris.

The next person falls on his/her face

[Ethanadams]

I get a small bruise

morgan freeman tells the next poster to die

[A-Stax32]

I die. Fortunately I am revived on the red star and sent back to this universe. (bionicle reference)

The probe core of my SSTO decides the next poster's face looks like a good spot to land.

[CelticCossack51]

The SSTO safely lands on a glass roof.

But the roof flips over and launches the SSTO to the next poster while holding a poster sized poster image.