Survive That Attack!

[mikeman7918]

I teleport the nuke into the sun right before it exploded, along with the next poster.

[Starwhip]

Yeah, sundive!!!

I use Duct Tape to make an invincible shield around myself, while the nuke explodes and propels me and my shield at the next poster.

[ThatNoob]

I think i get hit, but then i teleport inside Starwhip and we fuse.

I then lunch the next poster in the face.

[mikeman7918]

I build a high tech mech out of duct tape to deflect the merged guys in a duct tape shield and My next victim is the next poster.

[mrrpamplemousse]

Duct tape mech, that's punny...

Let's see how do you manage to survive my mech!

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[Sesni]

I titanfall-style hijack you.

The next user has the mech falling ontop of it.

[mikeman7918]

Fortunately, larger things are always proportionality more fragile then smaller things, so a mech that size would not be able to exist in the first place without collapsing under it's own weight. PHYSICS FTW! Then again, that giant mech was made by a Kraken...

I teleport the mech into the sun with the next poster inside of it. MUAHAHAHAHAAAAAA!

[Bilfr3d]

Before the mech hits the sun, I go into the matrix and teleport using satellites, back to earth.

The next poster is stuck with me in the matrix, and they are slowly being infected with a virus.

[mikeman7918]

I am immune to that virus, but the next poster is not... I infect the next poster with the virus.

[ThatNoob]

I invent a cure and cure myself. Unfortunately this cure makes you insane.

I throw the cure on the next poster.

[mikeman7918]

I am already insane, so it has no effect on me. I hire an army of ninjas and snipers to kill the next poster.

[Palladium Corp]

They can not kill what is not there.

I use duct tape to tape the next poster's mouth and nose shut.

[Souper]

I grab a switchblade and cut the tape off.

I throw stable stranglet matter onto the floor, thus starting the conversion of the ENTIRE PLANET EARTH into strange matter, including the next poster's body.

[mrrpamplemousse]

What if I got a little help from Cave Johnson?

I send the next poster on the moon with a portal gun.

[mikeman7918]

I steal an Apollo lunar lander that I found. The next poster was the original owner of that lander and is now stranded on the moon.

[Bilfr3d]

Jeb comes to my rescue, but forgot the parachutes. On the way back down to earth, the next poster is plummeting at 1100m/s with no parachutes or engines.

[MaverickSawyer]

Wingsuits, my friend.

However, I need SOMEWHERE to land, and I choose the next poster as my "cushion".

[The Destroyer]

I bring in Jebs helmet, and you spring to the next poster, while the helmet is krakenized.

[Starwhip]

Throw the cheese!

It destroys the wingsuit and you plummet to your death.

And then I say, "I like TRAINS," and the next poster gets run over by said train.

[mikeman7918]

I do the flop just in time to save myself. The next poster does the flop while standing at the edge of the roof of a tall building.

[spaceman1999]

My power is over 9000! I survive and go super saiyan on the next poster

[mikeman7918]

I have no idea what that is, but I am sure nuking you from orbit would improve my situation. The next poster was on the nuke I used on spaceman1999.

[The Destroyer]

Thankfully, I was wearing a bomb suit, and the nuke was only a few centimeteres big. I make the world think that the next person is Hitler, and everybody goes to bomb him.

[mikeman7918]

I fake committing suicide to get everyone off my back. The next poster gets trapped in one of my sane asylums.

[Designer225]

I for some reason escaped and blew up the asylum.

One wall of the asylum crashes to the next poster.