I have discovered the end to the energy crisis! [FUNNY]

[NASAFanboy]

We must find a way to convert the anger of Flappy Bird players into usable electricity! Think of what it will do!

The anger of an group of Flappy Bird players is estimated to be enough energy to make the sun go supernova, turn Jupiter into a white dwarf star, power an starship to the edge of the Galaxy, and power the world independently from every other power source for 10,000 years!

Think about what we could do if we could take this anger and use it for power!

It could power human ships everywhere across the solar system and even on interstellar routes, and maybe even power the long-awaited Acclubierre Drive and have hundreds of colony ships leaving the galaxy! It could power massive cities on the Moon and Mars and across the solar system!

With this power, we could turn Jupiter into an star and cheaply terraform Europa, Callisto, and Ganymede! We could terraform Mars! We could conquer the universe! We could form black holes, play god, destroy entire solar systems, create stars and entire planets! We could become a Type IV Species by 2050!

The developer of Flappy Bird is not Satan, he has given us the secret to an widespread technological revolution that will make us an galaxy-spanning race with technology that is envied by even the most advanced of aliens!

With just several Flappy Bird Players (Around 50), we could accommplish all this.

Are you up to it?

Petition Congress! Tell Obama!

We must inform of this new power source!

It is the future of the human race?

[sal_vager]

Can you imagine how much heat must have been coming off the guy who made this video?

[NASAFanboy]

Can you imagine how much heat must have been coming off the guy who made this video?

Yes I can!

Just imagine! All that heat! All that wasted energy!

We must put it to good use! Grab a brain-cap, hook it to an modified nuclear reactor, and voila, enough power to run an entire country.

If not, we can atleast use the energy generated by their fingers tapping the screen, or the increase in body heat as one becomes more angry and frustrated.

[xzxvrx]

I play what flappy bird ripped off

Edited February 3, 2014 by xzxvrx

[ZedNova]

Anger is power. I like it.

[Holo]

I'll grab my Red Lantern Power Battery...

[sal_vager]

I play what flappy bird ripped off

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