KSP Conspiracies

[Pockrtplanesairways]

In this game, you think of a conspiracy about KSP, it's development and the devs who make it.

I'll start: I believe that KSP has already been finished but SQUADâ„¢ is acting like apple still releasing junk that is totaly obsolete. Also, I believe that all of the devs have h4xed games so they have unlimited jebs.

[MartGonzo]

KSP began as code that was used by NASA to fake the moon landing

[Redrobin]

KSP is a North Korean rocket simulator.

[Zaryulenko]

KSP is actually a tool that NASA created to start developing new gen rockets taking our spacecraft and sending them to their headquarters, but they disguise as SQUAD to prevent them from being compromised.

Edited February 17, 2014 by Zaryulenko

[panzerknoef]

Ksp was accidentaly revieved and decrypted from an alien signal...

[Pockrtplanesairways]

...but they disguise as SQUAD to prevent them from being catched.

CAUGHT

the design of kerbals are of a genetic structure anomaly that was found at roswell and SQUAD got the classified document. The roswell ailen was a kerbal that they named jebediah.

EDIT:

...but they disguise as SQUAD to prevent them from being compromised.

What ever.

Edited February 21, 2014 by Pockrtplanesairways

[technicalfool]

KSP is actually an alien training simulator, and the best KSPers will be chosen to be engineers and navigators for the fleet.

(Yes, I did watch that documenta^Wmovie)

[mythbusters844]

Kerbals are an actual race of aliens that are exactly as they are portrayed in the game. Felipe just happened to dream of them once after one of them invaded his dreams.

[Tw1]

Kerbals are an actual race of aliens that are exactly as they are portrayed in the game. Felipe just happened to dream of them once after one of them invaded his dreams.

And their mission is to collect as many of humankind's creatives, engineers and scientists as they can, by engaging them with the game, making them sitting ducks.

[Brethern]

KSP isn't a game, those are real rockets being built and "launched"

[Pockrtplanesairways]

Kerbals are an actual race of aliens that are exactly as they are portrayed in the game. Felipe just happened to dream of them once after one of them invaded his dreams.

Oh, if only that was true.

Kerbals are a real race that live right out of the Kuiper belt in the Kerbol System and the government does not tell us that though or everybody BUT KSPers would cause mass Pandemonium.

P.S. I just bought KSP

[Tw1]

Kerbals are a real race that live right out of the Kuiper belt in the Kerbol System and the government does not tell us that though or everybody BUT KSPers would cause mass Pandemonium.

Kerbol is actually Nemesis.

Welcome to KSP for real!

[EuSouONumero345]

The SSTV hill was a message to us, playing as kerbals, which said something like "Stop crashing rockets" or "Can't you simply launch it?"

And the Magic Boulder was a baby Kraken, actually, THE KRAKEN'S EGG.

Which means his dad/mom is dad on Bop, and he is now crashing rcokets using some sort of crazy physics.