KSP: Free to Play

[Deadpangod3]

Play for only 1millllllion dollars!

EA summed up.

[BadLeo]

EA buys squad to be able to use KSP mark, then they make a Kerbal Space First Person Shooter. Which not even is a good FPS, is badly conceptualized and developed, plagued with bugs that never get solved and, yet, by using marketing immoral techniques, it sells like flu pills in a [insert new strain of flu here] hysteria.

Edit: Ok, this is not a F2P scenario, but you got the idea.

[Legendary Emu]

You have used up your 10 part limit! Unlock 10 more for only an arm and a leg!

[pxi]

What, you don't like our totally unobtrusive ads?

Think how much more we would have to charge you, were it not for them.

[NASAFanboy]

- Unlock solar panels for $0.99!

- Need help? Unlock Mechjeb for one fight using a Kerbal Token or $4.99!

- Minimus requires payment of $2.99 to unlock.

[Dooz]

Buy all the planets for only 80$!

[Aerodynamic Kerbal]

Need help? Buy SAS for only 4.99!

[TwoCalories]

This is the thread I've been waiting for all my life!

If EA did KSP:

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"Buy 50 Kerbucks for only $25.00!"

"Want to play Career Mode? Purchase for only 25 Kerbucks!"

"You've discovered a new planet Minmus! Purchase now for only 50 Kerbucks!"

"You've discovered a Size 2 Part! Purchase the Size 2 DLC for only $40.00!

"Buy the UI Upgrade DLC for $25.00 in order to have Delta-V displays, SAS lock, Resource Gauges, and so much more!"

 

[Aerodynamic Kerbal]

You've reached your free struts limit! Watch an ad or make an account FOR FREE to get 8 extra FREE struts!

[TwoCalories]

Some more:

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Watch an ad a quick video and get a function Cheat Menu with Alt + F12 for free!

You've run out of electricity. Would you like to refill for 30 Kerbucks?

Are you sure you want to Revert to VAB for 10 Kerbucks?

You've discovered a feature Admin Strategies! Would you like to use one for 25 Kerbucks?

Are you sure you want to open the SPH for 100 Kerbucks?

Unlock Quicksaves and Quickloads for only 150 Kerbucks!

Note: Grammar is incorrect in some sentences on purpose because its an autogenerated sentence.

[Aerodynamic Kerbal]

KSP: Update 1.13: 

Added 2 new account types: Free and Paid.

Free: 30 parts per craft, 50% maximum thrust, common - uncommon part drops, only has Kerbin and the Mun, Up to 5 crafts and 3 saves. NO mods.

Paid: 3 subscription types, all of them unlock mods

- Basic: +1 to max. parts, 66% maximum thrust, common - rare part drops, unlocks Minmus, up to 10 crafts and 5 saves, 4.99€ per month.

- Normal: +30 max. parts, 75% thrust, common - epic part drops, unlocks Minmus, Kerbol, Moho, Eve and Duna, up to 20 crafts and 10 saves, 13.99€ per month [ GOOD DEAL ]

- SUPER ULTRA MEGA HYPER: UNLIMITED parts, 100% THRUST, common - LEGENDARY part drops, unlocks Minmus, Kerbol, Moho, Eve, Duna, JOOL, LAYTHE, VALL, TYLO, BOP, POL AND EELOO, UNLIMITED CRAFTS AND SAVES  ONLY 20.99£ per month [ RECOMMENDED ]

Edited July 21, 2023 by Aerodynamic Kerbal

[Dunas Only Moon]

kerbals $99 bucks each! (dont translate it to pounds or any other currency, just learn what a dollar is)

[Iapetus7342]

You got an encounter with Vall! 

Either wait (24) hours or pay £20 to continue your mission.

[TwoCalories]

SEASON PASS: Get the Mk1 and Mk2 plane and fuselage parts for only 5,000 Kerbucks! Only available for five days! (After which it will never be available ever again, have fun!)

[Iapetus7342]

STARTER PACK: Get access to the Quackpack and OPM planets for only £50! 

[TwoCalories]

SEASON PASS: TEN NEW CONTRACT AGENCIES AND FLAGS! AVAILABLE FOR ONLY $109.99!

[Aviator01]

Super Legendary Ultra Mega Loot Kerbox! Only $29.99!

Drop Chances of Items:

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Season Pass-0.01%
Career Save-0.02%
Science Save-0.02%
Sandbox Save-0.02%
Planet-0.03%
Moon-0.04%
Cheat Menu-0.05%
Difficulty Settings Access-0.05%
Graphics Settings Access-0.05%
One Kerbal (Pilot)-0.06%
One Kerbal (Engineer)-0.06%
One Kerbal (Scientist)-0.06%
30-Day Ad Free Pass-0.07%
7-Day Ad Free Pass-0.1%
Tech Level 9 Part-0.5%
Tech Level 8 Part-0.75%
Tech Level 7 Part-1%
Tech Level 6 Part-2%
Tech Level 5 Part-3%
Tech Level 4 Part-4%
Tech Level 3 Part-5%
Tech Level 2 Part-6%
Tech Level 1 Part-7%
500 Kerbucks-10%
250 Kerbucks-20%
1 Kerbuck-40.11%