SolarLiner Posted July 22, 2014 Share Posted July 22, 2014 It's pushing you towards a interstellar orbit.Waiter! There's Yoda in my soup! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Disiuze Posted July 22, 2014 Share Posted July 22, 2014 Don't worry, it's just teaching you to use the Force.WAITER!!! There's a freakin' gun in my soup! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Noname117 Posted July 22, 2014 Share Posted July 22, 2014 Hand over the documents before my friend under the table, who is holding the gun, punishes you for delaying.Waiter, I'm pretty certain that's arsenic in my soup. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Megalodon 720 Posted July 22, 2014 Share Posted July 22, 2014 Good, one less of you to deal with. Waiter, there's a man in my soup saying "are you paying too much for your car insurance?" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
General Rarity Posted July 22, 2014 Share Posted July 22, 2014 Oh, him. Ignore him, maybe throw him away?Waiter, there's a damn NERVA in my soup. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Helix935 Posted July 22, 2014 Share Posted July 22, 2014 well its disarmed so enjoywaiter why is there a Bender in my soup! And it just set my soup on fire Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mrrpamplemousse Posted July 22, 2014 Share Posted July 22, 2014 Well, then just ask him to leave, he'll just start his own soup with blackjacks and hookers.Waiter why is there a baby space kraken in my space soup? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Flymetothemun Posted July 22, 2014 Share Posted July 22, 2014 Terribly sorry sir, you seem to have ordered the dinner and a show. The Baby Kraken seems to be performing an interpretive dance.WAITER!!! There's a deck of cards in my soup! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sun Posted July 22, 2014 Share Posted July 22, 2014 That's because the soup is PAPER THIN! (because cards are made of paper)Waiter, there's an SRB in my soup/breadsticks/fettucine alfredo.... yeah I usually eat at Olive Garden. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vaporo Posted July 22, 2014 Share Posted July 22, 2014 Oh dear. This is embarrassing. You ordered mashed potatoes as a side, not the soup.Waiter, there seems to be glowing shrine to Gozer in my soup. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sun Posted July 22, 2014 Share Posted July 22, 2014 No idea what that is. I imagine it's safe to eat.Waiter, there's a nuke in my soup!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Megalodon 720 Posted July 22, 2014 Share Posted July 22, 2014 Just eat it, I'm sure that you, the restaurant and 3/4 of the city will be fine. Waiter, there's a cannon ball in my soup. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Designer225 Posted July 23, 2014 Share Posted July 23, 2014 Have fun eating it, 'cause it's gonna explode.WAITER! There is nothing on this table! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Noname117 Posted July 23, 2014 Share Posted July 23, 2014 You haven't ordered yet. Would you like our special of the day: arsenic soup?Waiter! There's a bird splashing around in my chicken noodle soup! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
General Rarity Posted July 23, 2014 Share Posted July 23, 2014 Well, it is a chicken in your chicken noodle soup.Waiter, Discovery is in my soup... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blufire13 Posted July 23, 2014 Share Posted July 23, 2014 Well, you could say this shocking, discovery, huh?Waiter... There's no soup in my soup! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darthzeus Posted July 23, 2014 Share Posted July 23, 2014 that's 'cause it's chicken linguine, not chicken noodle soup, smart oneWaiter, there's no waiter! (So obviously I never ordered) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Designer225 Posted July 23, 2014 Share Posted July 23, 2014 May I take your order?WAITER, there's no one in here! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Noname117 Posted July 23, 2014 Share Posted July 23, 2014 I'm just a voice in your head, go get your own soup!Waiter! The grim reaper is standing on my soup, along with many of my dead relatives! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Overfloater Posted July 23, 2014 Share Posted July 23, 2014 That's because it's your grampa's order, kid!Waitress!!! There's RCS thrusters around my soup bowl, and they are malfunctioning!!! >:^[ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kenbobo Posted July 23, 2014 Author Share Posted July 23, 2014 You ordered hydrazine soup. Enjoy the burning esophagus!WAITER. There is a waiter in my soup! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratchet9868 Posted July 23, 2014 Share Posted July 23, 2014 well hurry up and eat it so i can get on with my jobWAITER theres a Danny2462 in my soup! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Noname117 Posted July 23, 2014 Share Posted July 23, 2014 We put him in there to find all the bugs in it. Of course, that bowl won't last longWaiter, I have the letter P in my soup! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Palladium Corp Posted July 23, 2014 Share Posted July 23, 2014 Terribly sorry sir, we did not realise you wanted pea soup.Waiter, waiter, There seems to be a recursive function in my soup. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sun Posted July 23, 2014 Share Posted July 23, 2014 I have no idea what that is. I'm sure you'll be fine.Waiter, there's a WWII in my soup! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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