GreeningGalaxy Posted September 12, 2014 Share Posted September 12, 2014 That would be yourself. Do you wish to get out of your soup, sir?Waiter! The gravitational mass of my soup is greater than its inertial mass! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joshwoo70 Posted September 13, 2014 Share Posted September 13, 2014 úðúòþ øÑÂúðш ôð úðöõш ??Waiter! There is a greeninggalaxy in my soup! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tery215 Posted September 13, 2014 Share Posted September 13, 2014 Ick... green galaxies are poisonous. I'll take that soup.Waiter! There's a Font in my soup! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joshwoo70 Posted September 13, 2014 Share Posted September 13, 2014 Wow this font affects me!Waiter! There is danny2462 in my soup! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GreeningGalaxy Posted September 13, 2014 Share Posted September 13, 2014 Give it a minute, it appears to be lifting off. You didn't really want that carrot anyway, did you? Waiter, there's a shark-shaped hole in my soup! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joshwoo70 Posted September 13, 2014 Share Posted September 13, 2014 I guess put your finger into.. AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!Waiter! A kerbal is flying out of my soup! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GreeningGalaxy Posted September 13, 2014 Share Posted September 13, 2014 If the kerbal is no longer in your soup, sir, I'm afraid I do not understand the problem, sir. Or did you want our kerbal soup entree, sir?Waiter! Someone's using my soup and the soup from another table to power a bipropellant rocket! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tery215 Posted September 13, 2014 Share Posted September 13, 2014 No, that's just a human. Humans need several kinds of fuels to run.Waiter, there's an internet in my soup! It has poor reception. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LVL 9001 Posted September 14, 2014 Share Posted September 14, 2014 (edited) ` Edited February 7, 2021 by LVL 9001 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GreeningGalaxy Posted September 14, 2014 Share Posted September 14, 2014 That is not your soup, sir, that is an elevator. Would you be so kind as to use a different one? We are trying to film a music video in this elevator, sir. Yes, I know what it looks like, sir.Waiter! My soup is interacting with the quantum vacuum virtual plasma! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kenbobo Posted September 14, 2014 Author Share Posted September 14, 2014 lulwutWaiter, theres a parallel universe in mah sup! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GreeningGalaxy Posted September 14, 2014 Share Posted September 14, 2014 Ah, no, sir, but a common misconception. While many of the ingredients in your soup were indeed obtained from [DATA EXPUNGED], we can assure you, sir, that they are now firmly in our own reality at this time, and are extremely unlikely to cause any ill effects beyond [REDACTED] if consumed, and, by all accounts of our clientele, delicious. Enjoy!Waiter! There's a pair of antiparallel Krasnikov tubes in my soup! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Javster Posted September 16, 2014 Share Posted September 16, 2014 I'm a humble waiter, and I'm getting fed up of complaints of stuff in people's soup.*jumps into huge soup bowl*Manager, there's a waiter in my soup! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
megatiger78 Posted September 16, 2014 Share Posted September 16, 2014 Do i look like i carejeb theres a nuke in my soup Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GreeningGalaxy Posted September 16, 2014 Share Posted September 16, 2014 I can assure you, sir, that a nuclear weapon small enough to fit in your soup bowl would never be able to exceed the critical mass of any known fissionable material, and would therefore be almost entirely harml- Oh!Yes, right you are, sir, let me just nip off and call bomb control! Let's all stay very, very calm for the time being, and start moving towards the door with some expedience. I don't like the look of that countdown timer, sir. How did that get in your soup, anyway?Waiter? There's a Color out of Space in my soup! It's spreading to the eyes of everyone who looks upon it, and I think my soup is shrinking as it cools. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
War Eagle 1 Posted September 16, 2014 Share Posted September 16, 2014 (edited) Waiter? There's a Color out of Space in my soup! It's spreading to the eyes of everyone who looks upon it, and I think my soup is shrinking as it cools.Waiter there is a Macy Dean I my soup Edited September 18, 2014 by Rainbowtrout snippity Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LVL 9001 Posted September 17, 2014 Share Posted September 17, 2014 (edited) ` Edited February 7, 2021 by LVL 9001 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
War Eagle 1 Posted September 17, 2014 Share Posted September 17, 2014 We haven't had Macey Dean soup of over a year, are you sure you aren't mistaking it for the newer soup?WAITER! THERES A SOUP IN MY SOUP IN MY SOUP! (Go ahead, do the inception or yo dawg thing, you know you want to)Oh my mistake sir. Thank you for pointing that out. Here is your soupWaiter there is a bammer in my soup. I ordered the Auburn special Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
megatiger78 Posted September 17, 2014 Share Posted September 17, 2014 why are you talking to me and what is it wrong waiter.also theres 78 hu ge tigers in the soup Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GreeningGalaxy Posted September 17, 2014 Share Posted September 17, 2014 I can assure you, sir, that General Electric does not produce tigers, although it does produce a great many other unbelievably shâ–ˆtty products. I am also not sure what 'hu' means, but even if GE produced tigers, they would most certainly not be 'hu' GE tigers. Please eat your soup, sir.Waiter, there's a spammer in my soup! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
megatiger78 Posted September 17, 2014 Share Posted September 17, 2014 that's the metal soupwaiter there's a giant walrus in my soup Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GreeningGalaxy Posted September 17, 2014 Share Posted September 17, 2014 Annnd now there's some soup in that giant walrus. Quick, before it gets away!Waiter! My soup is being [REDACTED] by aliens! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tery215 Posted September 17, 2014 Share Posted September 17, 2014 Don't worry, the aliens are [REDACTED] you right now!Waiter, there's ketchup in my soup! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GreeningGalaxy Posted September 17, 2014 Share Posted September 17, 2014 Indeed, sir, I thought that was weird. Why did you put ketchup in your soup, sir?Waiter, there's an irony in my soup! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
goldenpeach Posted September 17, 2014 Share Posted September 17, 2014 How ironic!Waiter, there's a soup in my soup! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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