TopHeavy11 Posted May 11, 2016 Share Posted May 11, 2016 GIMME!! My precious... Waiter! There's inumberable references in my soup! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheSealBrigade Posted May 11, 2016 Share Posted May 11, 2016 THEN WATCH THE MOVIES! Waiter, there's a lack of soup in my lack of soup in my soup! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cubinator Posted May 11, 2016 Share Posted May 11, 2016 You did order the lack of soup soup soup, right? Waiter, there's a hissing cockroach in my soup! He could have DROWNED! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheSealBrigade Posted May 11, 2016 Share Posted May 11, 2016 (Oh no I could be fired for this) Waiter! There's a paradox in my soup! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TopHeavy11 Posted May 12, 2016 Share Posted May 12, 2016 Oh, I'm sorry! We don't know HOW we got TARDIS feed in our soup. We'll give our chief chef a stern talking to (if he isn't causing chaos 728 years ago.) Waiter! I'm a waiter, too! I work in the This Restaurant look-alike Restaurant! We serve the same soup as you! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheSealBrigade Posted May 12, 2016 Share Posted May 12, 2016 *Stabs knife into abdomen* There can only be one. Waiter! There is anti-soup in my soup! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cubinator Posted May 13, 2016 Share Posted May 13, 2016 Oh no, that's not g-- Waiter, there's a propeller in my soup! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WinkAllKerb'' Posted May 13, 2016 Share Posted May 13, 2016 (edited) yup it's a propeller waiter there's a why i don't watch tv, why i don't use cell phone, why i don't play ark, why i don't play path of exil, why i painfully, eat and sleep, why is there a creepy warm socio thermo-barometer in my sats network aIss soup Edited May 13, 2016 by WinkAllKerb'' Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
0111narwhalz Posted May 13, 2016 Share Posted May 13, 2016 (O) . (O) Waiter, my soup has developed religion! It now worships the spoon! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheSealBrigade Posted May 13, 2016 Share Posted May 13, 2016 Take the spoon away before they develop extremism! Waiter! There's quantum fluctuations in my soup! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ZentroCatson Posted May 13, 2016 Share Posted May 13, 2016 You did order the quantum special? Waiter, there's a frog in my soup! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheSealBrigade Posted May 13, 2016 Share Posted May 13, 2016 Today in class, we will dissect this leopard frog. Please set it in the dissecting pan belly up, and pin it down. Waiter! There's a sauropodic dinosaur in my bowl! It's eaten all the soup! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
0111narwhalz Posted May 13, 2016 Share Posted May 13, 2016 It's a demonstration of the "bigger fish" principle. You're supposed to eat the sauropod now. Waiter, there's a weaponised Kraken drive in my soup! I think there might be some "extremists" in there too, and they're threatening to deorbit Luna into my face! Help me! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheSealBrigade Posted May 13, 2016 Share Posted May 13, 2016 (edited) 2 hours ago, 0111narwhalz said: You're supposed to eat the sauropod now. Excuse me sir, how am I supposed to eat an animal that's 171 ft long and weighs 100 tons? JUST REMOVE THE SPOON!!! Waiter! A seal and a narwhal are fighting to the death in my soup! There's blood in it now! Edited May 13, 2016 by TheSealBrigade Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cubinator Posted May 13, 2016 Share Posted May 13, 2016 Ooh, I wonder what happens if I put in a giant squid and a sperm whale too! Waiter, there is an ocean of soup between here and my house! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheSealBrigade Posted May 14, 2016 Share Posted May 14, 2016 Welcome to the annual soup swimming marathon. Waiter! Odd chemical reactions are taking place in my soup! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cubinator Posted May 14, 2016 Share Posted May 14, 2016 You've been sitting here for weeks, of course it's going to ferment. Waiter, there is a spoon in my soup! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ValCab33 Posted May 14, 2016 Share Posted May 14, 2016 I... uh... think it's normal Sir. People generally use it to drink the soup. Waiter, there's a waiter in my soup ! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheSealBrigade Posted May 14, 2016 Share Posted May 14, 2016 Good for you! Waiter! There's a waiter in my pineapple waiter t-shirt cruise liner... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CAKE99 Posted May 14, 2016 Share Posted May 14, 2016 (edited) Spoiler Waiter! There's a Alucard in my soup! NOTE: Alucard is the guy from my Avatar. Edited May 14, 2016 by CAKE99 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
0111narwhalz Posted May 14, 2016 Share Posted May 14, 2016 Quick! Give him a plasma television! Waitor, my soup has asteroid lice! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkey29399 Posted May 14, 2016 Share Posted May 14, 2016 Erm, the patch of ceiling above you is looking a bit dusty, take that seat instead. Waiter! The soup seems to be developing some kind of primordial life, and I ordered soup without any bacteria in it! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Astrofox Posted May 14, 2016 Share Posted May 14, 2016 Ah well, more proteins for you! Waiter! There's a bit of Highly Radioactive Uranium in my soup! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheSealBrigade Posted May 14, 2016 Share Posted May 14, 2016 Well? What are you waiting for? I heard it was very substantial. Waiter! The Vending Machine is in my soup! I think It wants revenge from all those seal animals I put in its coin slot! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cubinator Posted May 15, 2016 Share Posted May 15, 2016 Well, TBH you deserve it. Waiter, there's strings in my soup! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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