0111narwhalz Posted September 18, 2016 Share Posted September 18, 2016 You ordered the Primus Special. What, you thought it was monkey? You monster. Waiter, there's a collection of puzzle games made by C.S. students in my soup! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Matuchkin Posted September 19, 2016 Share Posted September 19, 2016 OH DON'T YOU START COMPLAINING ABOUT THE FOOD YOU GET, THINK OF THE POOR KIDS IN AFRICA WOULD THEY COMPLAIN LIKE YOU? Waiter! Michael Phelps is doing laps in my soup! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tex Posted September 19, 2016 Share Posted September 19, 2016 He's gotta train somewhere, sir. Waiter! There's a B-17 in my soup! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TopHeavy11 Posted September 19, 2016 Share Posted September 19, 2016 Have a B-25 to drop a nuke on it. Just don't miss. Waiter! There's a sudden JOHN CENA meme in my soup! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TedwinKnockman66 Posted September 19, 2016 Share Posted September 19, 2016 And he become into Soup Cena, AND HIZ NAME IS SOUP CENA!!!! Waiter there Eins Zwei Polizei song in my soup! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dSy2DcATYUo Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ZentroCatson Posted September 19, 2016 Share Posted September 19, 2016 Just hold still while I get some duct tape to seal that hole to that weird part of the internet. Waiter, my soup is saying "Die, die, die!"! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted September 19, 2016 Share Posted September 19, 2016 Silly @ZentroCatson, soups can't speak! You're crazy! Waiter, O Waiter, where art thou? Hear my plea for help, for there is a poet in my soup! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TedwinKnockman66 Posted September 20, 2016 Share Posted September 20, 2016 Hmm.. If it's Pushkin you should eat him, If it's other poet... Eat him too! Waiter there Pearl Harbor in my soup! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TopHeavy11 Posted September 20, 2016 Share Posted September 20, 2016 I am no live everymore. Waiter! There's extra sauce on my SPAGHETTI! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cubinator Posted September 20, 2016 Share Posted September 20, 2016 That's noodle and tomato soup. Waiter! My soup ate itself! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TopHeavy11 Posted September 20, 2016 Share Posted September 20, 2016 Welcome to Planet Soup! Waiter! There's a Wells-class starship in my soup! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ZentroCatson Posted September 21, 2016 Share Posted September 21, 2016 Do you want a capital-class battleship for your main dish? Waiter, there's a bow and arrow in my soup! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
legoclone09 Posted September 29, 2016 Share Posted September 29, 2016 We did give you the handsoap (what name does that sound like?) soup. Waiter, there's a MEKA in my soup! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wildcat111 Posted September 30, 2016 Share Posted September 30, 2016 We can give you the soup of the day instead of the soup that has a MEKA in it. Waiter, there's a space station in my soup! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fred Cop Posted September 30, 2016 Share Posted September 30, 2016 We might've mixed up your order with NASA's. The chef sends his apologies. Waiter, there's a big red button at the bottom of my soup bowl. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wildcat111 Posted October 1, 2016 Share Posted October 1, 2016 3 hours ago, Fred Cop said: Waiter, there's a big red button at the bottom of my soup bowl. We mixed up your order with Jeb's. Sorry for the inconvenience. Waiter, there's a Overwatch meme in my soup (this one's for you @ZentroCatson). Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
legoclone09 Posted October 1, 2016 Share Posted October 1, 2016 Oops. It's a video now. Waiter, it's high noon in my soup! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ZentroCatson Posted October 1, 2016 Share Posted October 1, 2016 Not if Han shoots first! Waiter, there's a dead Han Solo and a cowboy with a smoking gun in my soup! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Raging Sandwich Posted October 13, 2016 Share Posted October 13, 2016 Must be a very large bowl. Waiter, a fluffy, colorful cow is in my soup! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cubinator Posted October 14, 2016 Share Posted October 14, 2016 Assume a spherical cow... Waiter, there's absolutely nothing odd about my soup! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KAL 9000 Posted October 14, 2016 Share Posted October 14, 2016 Really, sir? I apologize, we always have something odd... This is Milliways, after all. Waiter! There's a calculator in my soup! And it's going to... Divide by 0! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cubinator Posted October 15, 2016 Share Posted October 15, 2016 What's so bad about an error message? It's not going to actually do anything. Waiter, there's a Nibbler game in my soup! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KAL 9000 Posted October 15, 2016 Share Posted October 15, 2016 I have no idea what that is... So use extreme prejudice! "Hello, US Marines? Yes, we need a HAZMAT division..." Waiter, there is a purple hippopotamus in my soup! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ZentroCatson Posted October 16, 2016 Share Posted October 16, 2016 Sir, compared to the internet, a purple hippopotamus in a bowl o' soup is nothing special! Waiter, there's a Mars colony in my soup! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xorth Tanovar Posted October 21, 2016 Share Posted October 21, 2016 Apologies, that's simply tomato soup with a single oyster cracker... Waiter, there's a hairball in my soup! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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