Xorth Tanovar Posted November 16, 2016 Share Posted November 16, 2016 You DID order the Positron Porridge, did you not? Waiter! There's a negative gravioli in my soup! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kosmonaut Posted November 16, 2016 Share Posted November 16, 2016 Wonderful! It will be lighter to pick up with your spoon! WAITER! There's a fly in my soup! let's see what happens Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cubinator Posted November 17, 2016 Share Posted November 17, 2016 Oh, I'm terribly sorry, I can take care of that for you. *shoots fly with kilowatt laser* Soup, there's a fly in my waiter! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kosmonaut Posted November 17, 2016 Share Posted November 17, 2016 *says nothing *stays being soup *steams *waiter dies Waiter, there's a legless dog in my soup! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xorth Tanovar Posted November 17, 2016 Share Posted November 17, 2016 Sir, that's just a frankfurter. Waiter! There's spaghetti in my soup! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CRITAWAKETS Posted November 18, 2016 Share Posted November 18, 2016 Are you complaining there is spaghetti in your spaghetti you ordered with extra sauce? Waiter! There are silicon based lifeforms called the "Chenjesu" in my soup! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
0111narwhalz Posted November 18, 2016 Share Posted November 18, 2016 Their hydrogen excretions flavor the broth. Waiter! My soup is mugging me! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xorth Tanovar Posted November 18, 2016 Share Posted November 18, 2016 My apologies, did you wish it to bowl you? Waiter! There's excessive vodka in my soup! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NSEP Posted November 19, 2016 Share Posted November 19, 2016 You are in a Russian restaurant sir. In Mother Russia, Vodka is water. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StupidAndy Posted November 23, 2016 Share Posted November 23, 2016 waiter! theres something in my soup i had to say about to get this thread going again! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Overfloater Posted November 24, 2016 Share Posted November 24, 2016 That is a fly. We wanted to check how long it would take for u to notice. Waiter!! There's a porpoise in my soup. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
0111narwhalz Posted November 24, 2016 Share Posted November 24, 2016 And it is very good soup indeed! *splash* Waiter! There's a Turing test keeping me from my soup. Help? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kosmonaut Posted November 25, 2016 Share Posted November 25, 2016 Yes, well, robots can't eat soup Waiter, there is a rip in the space-time continuum in my soup! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StupidAndy Posted November 25, 2016 Share Posted November 25, 2016 then jump in it sir! we need more scientific subjects! you do know in order to eat here you need to participate as a subject in a experiment? waiter! im in my soup! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spacetraindriver Posted November 28, 2016 Share Posted November 28, 2016 (edited) On 11/24/2016 at 6:43 PM, StupidAndy said: then jump in it sir! we need more scientific subjects! you do know in order to eat here you need to participate as a subject in a experiment? waiter! im in my soup! You ordered pool portion soup, that'll be $999.99 Pardon me Waiter Sir, but it has appeared that you are in my soup. Edited November 28, 2016 by Spacetraindriver Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kosmonaut Posted November 28, 2016 Share Posted November 28, 2016 (edited) Why yes! It is a cool day, and your soup has functioned as a most lovely hot tub Waiter! There's a chrononaut in my soup! EDIT: Chrononaut is a fancy way of saying time travelller Edited November 28, 2016 by Kosmonaut Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ThaZeus Posted November 28, 2016 Share Posted November 28, 2016 Waiter there's a Sputnik in my soup! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Matuchkin Posted November 29, 2016 Share Posted November 29, 2016 (edited) 12 hours ago, Kosmonaut said: Why yes! It is a cool day, and your soup has functioned as a most lovely hot tub Waiter! There's a chrononaut in my soup! EDIT: Chrononaut is a fancy way of saying time travelller "Why, sorry- *interrupted by time travelling robot, who asks "are you Sarah Connor?"* Waiter, why did you spit in my soup? Edited November 29, 2016 by Matuchkin Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xorth Tanovar Posted November 29, 2016 Share Posted November 29, 2016 Simple, you ignored the Sputnik. Sputnik does not like being held in disregard. Waiter, Sputnik has now reappeared in MY soup! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheEpicSquared Posted November 29, 2016 Share Posted November 29, 2016 Well of course it has, you ordered a Sputnik Special! Waiter, there's a falcon 9 launching in my soup! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ThaZeus Posted November 29, 2016 Share Posted November 29, 2016 That's nice. Waiter Yuri Gagarin is in my soup! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xorth Tanovar Posted November 29, 2016 Share Posted November 29, 2016 You would prefer Eduard Khil perhaps? Waiter, Alexi Leonov is orbiting my soup bowl! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Georry Posted November 29, 2016 Share Posted November 29, 2016 If his suit inflates he wont be able to get in your soup so you dont need to worry. Waiter, theres a star destroyer crashing into my droid controll ship shaped soup bowl. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xorth Tanovar Posted November 30, 2016 Share Posted November 30, 2016 Sir, please refrain from playing with your Starwars Lego set in the restaurant. Waiter! There's wine in my soup bowl and soup in my wine glass! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StupidAndy Posted November 30, 2016 Share Posted November 30, 2016 sir, stop balancing your food on your drink... waiter! theres a Bill Cipher in my soup! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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