TopHeavy11 Posted April 10, 2017 Share Posted April 10, 2017 Waiter! There's a guy who complaining about a guy who in someones soup who in his soup in my soup! Also, why am I in a soup bowl? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tex Posted April 11, 2017 Share Posted April 11, 2017 Sorry, sir, I'll go get the mini-waiter to attend to the man in your soup. Waiter! There's a chunk of uranium in my soup! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WinkAllKerb'' Posted April 11, 2017 Share Posted April 11, 2017 cool your an us ^^ waiter there is a weird us oops in my soup ^^ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TopHeavy11 Posted April 11, 2017 Share Posted April 11, 2017 You are beyond help, my good sir. Waiter! There is nothing wrong with my soup. Give my compliments to the chef! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tex Posted April 11, 2017 Share Posted April 11, 2017 Don't you remember? You ARE the chef! *the Twilight Zone theme plays* Waiter! There's a typewriter in my soup! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Benjamin Kerman Posted April 12, 2017 Share Posted April 12, 2017 Well, just don't forget to hit the return! Waiter! There's a passport in my soup! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
qzgy Posted April 13, 2017 Share Posted April 13, 2017 To which country? If its in the EU, I'm outta here! Waiter! I have a small child in my soup. It wasn't mine... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AccidentsHappen Posted April 13, 2017 Share Posted April 13, 2017 Ah, my apologies monseiur, wrong table. Waiter, there's a war between the artichokes and the slow-cooked Lebanese chicken thigh in my soup! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted April 13, 2017 Share Posted April 13, 2017 Just wait a little, their final battle will be inside your stomach. Mr.Bounser, how has this man brought his dog into our diner? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
qzgy Posted April 13, 2017 Share Posted April 13, 2017 The dog is the manager Waiter, there's no soup. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted April 13, 2017 Share Posted April 13, 2017 So, Neo, you need no spoon. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
qzgy Posted April 13, 2017 Share Posted April 13, 2017 Qaiter is now not doing anything. Waiter, why are you in my soup? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kombat engineer Posted April 13, 2017 Share Posted April 13, 2017 Waiter why is my soup hot when i look at it cold when i eat it and both when i don't look at it? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
qzgy Posted April 13, 2017 Share Posted April 13, 2017 7 hours ago, Kombat engineer said: Waiter why is my soup hot when i look at it cold when i eat it and both when i don't look at it? Um, you know you are supposed to answer the poster's above question, right? Cause quantum stuff Waiter, why aren't you in my soup? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tex Posted April 13, 2017 Share Posted April 13, 2017 Well, it's... I'm.... It's just that..... I can't swim very well, sir... Waiter! There's a hunk of firewood in my soup! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AccidentsHappen Posted April 13, 2017 Share Posted April 13, 2017 Ah, apologies good sir, but the chef has run out of pepper. Waiter, why is my soup served on a book? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
qzgy Posted April 14, 2017 Share Posted April 14, 2017 It was found books serve as great thermal insulators. The soup bowl is hot. Waiter, why is the great white whale in my soup? Also how big is this bowl to fit a whale? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tex Posted April 14, 2017 Share Posted April 14, 2017 Well, if you'd notice, sir, you're sitting seaside. Now if you'll excuse me, I'll be needing me harpoon. Waiter! There's a dog in my soup! And not a chihuahua either, like.... an Irish Wolfhound! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted April 14, 2017 Share Posted April 14, 2017 We have run out of chhu... that kind. If you don't like meat, just eat the stock. Chef! Why did you not shave that wolfhound before cooking? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xorth Tanovar Posted April 14, 2017 Share Posted April 14, 2017 Sir, it would not have any flavor without the embedded ticks and fleas. Waiters, is this cat soup? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheEpicSquared Posted April 14, 2017 Share Posted April 14, 2017 Yes, but the real question is: is the cat dead or alive...? *X Files theme starts playing* Waiter, why is a book on the quantum uncertainty principle in my soup? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted April 14, 2017 Share Posted April 14, 2017 The cat used it to study quantum mechanics and fluctuate from the pot. Kitty-kitty-kitty, do you want some unknown meat? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CRITAWAKETS Posted April 15, 2017 Share Posted April 15, 2017 Give me wet food. Waiter! I found solid chunks of Endurium in my soup! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
qzgy Posted April 16, 2017 Share Posted April 16, 2017 I'm sure it was there for a reason. Probably taste Waiter! Why is a model sailboat in my soup? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DiscoveryKSP Posted April 16, 2017 Share Posted April 16, 2017 (edited) The kerbals were testing their new design, they want realism on recovering crews Waiter! there is a SRB and a nuclear engine on my soup Edited April 16, 2017 by DiscoveryKSP Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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