Waiter, theres a _____________ in my soup!

[SmileyTRex]

"Waiter, I believe someone is pranking me! There's an elephant in my soup!"

[Joseph Kerman]

It's elephant soup.

 

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*sigh* That is a fracta-lot.

[kerbinorbiter]

^ initial reaction: that seems paradoxical

waiter, there's a waiter in my soup!

[kerbiloid]

Of course, it's waiter — it waits.

Waiter, stop waiting, get out from his soup!

[CRITAWAKETS]

Alright, fine.

Waiter! There is headfruit in my soup! Dont you know Headfruit is made from the fruit of the Elowans? Are you just vile Thrynns?

[cubinator]

I'm sorry, I didn't realize you'd said headcrab soup.

Waiter, there's tungsten in my soup!

[kerbiloid]

You are wrong, sir. It's just wolfram.

Waiter! How much is half-life of this soup?

[qzgy]

About 2.2 spoons, sir.

Waiter! What is the half-life of that other waiter!

[Tex]

As a matter of fact, he's currently going through a mid-life crisis at the moment. He has very radical hair.

Waiter! There's a handgun in my soup!

[Benjamin Kerman]

Sorry sir, the chef is Texan. 

Waiter! My soup is made of hydrazine!

[Dark Junior]

Hail Hydrazine.

Waiter, there's  in my soup!

[max_creative]

Well than  it! 

Waiter! There's a really old forum games post in my soup! 

[Overfloater]

Oh don't worry about it, it's still alive.

 

Waiter, there are noodles that look like pool noodles in my soup! >:[

[StupidAndy]

well what did you expect? our title is "nothin' but pool noodles" now eat your noodle a' la soup!

waiter! what's a tiny bender doing in my soup?

[ShotgunNinja]

Oh god, we got a grey goo. Send the nukes.

Waiter! Did you just put a finger in my soup?

[kerbiloid]

We serve you, sir! Your soup was too hot, we added some tap water to cool it.

Btw, Joe, fill the cooler cans, they are empty!

[Joseph Kerman]

All filled.  with mercury fulmunate.

 

Waiter, there is a fly in my soup.

 

 

[StupidAndy]

whats flying? WE NEED INFO!!!

waiter! there's a pronoun in my soup!

[CRITAWAKETS]

You ordered the alphabet soup.

Waiter! I have found an anomaly in my soup that is a portal to the past! I can find the Leghk inside!

[kerbiloid]

Please, stop eating from the bath tube and put the stopper back.

Waiter! There's UFO - unknown fly object - in the soup.

[jackstech]

sir, remember You have ordered the biggest dish on the menu; And that's what we have in the menu as a biggest dish

Waiter! There's and flux capacitor on my soup !

 

[kerbinorbiter]

i dont think the soup bowl has enough capapcity

waiter a courupted tomato is in my soup

[kerbiloid]

It's not a corrupted tomato, it's a fried tomato sauce. Because this soup is a borsch.

Chef! Looks like that tomato sauce was too old.

[kerbinorbiter]

Waiter! A guy with a mustash who's been to space in my soup soyuz

[Joseph Kerman]

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