Ozymandias_the_Goat Posted May 18, 2016 Share Posted May 18, 2016 Sshhhhhhhhllllluuuuuuuurrrrrppppppp!! waiter, there's a RS-68 engine in my soup! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheSealBrigade Posted May 18, 2016 Share Posted May 18, 2016 JEB! -walks into kitchen. you can hear an argument inside- Waiter! A black hole with the mass of the universe has randomly appeared in my soup for some reason... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Andem Posted May 18, 2016 Share Posted May 18, 2016 OH GOD-- Waiter, the local group has somehow wound up in my soup! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cubinator Posted May 18, 2016 Share Posted May 18, 2016 Waiter, there's a Waiter, there's a Waiter, there's a Waiter, there's a Waiter, there's a Waiter, there's a Waiter in my soup! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheSealBrigade Posted May 18, 2016 Share Posted May 18, 2016 Waiter! There are alternate universes forming in my soup! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moose Rocket Science Posted May 18, 2016 Share Posted May 18, 2016 It explodes Waiter! there's a kraken in my soup! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheSealBrigade Posted May 18, 2016 Share Posted May 18, 2016 What's the problem? At least it's better than that Dres thing people yell about... Waiter! There's a Godzilla in my soup! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Matuchkin Posted May 18, 2016 Share Posted May 18, 2016 Uhh, yeah. We kind of forgot to butcher it before cooking. Waiter! The hell dude? Bro u serious? Wot u do to my soup m8? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
legoclone09 Posted May 18, 2016 Share Posted May 18, 2016 Ummm....nothing? Waiter, there's a school in my soup! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ZentroCatson Posted May 18, 2016 Share Posted May 18, 2016 KILL IT WITH MATH!!1! Or… just eat it. Waiter, legoclone09's Roflcopter has landed in my soup! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheSealBrigade Posted May 18, 2016 Share Posted May 18, 2016 ROFL Waiter! There's a novella in my soup! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Panel Posted May 19, 2016 Share Posted May 19, 2016 Some books should be tasted, some devoured, but only a few should be chewed and digested thoroughly. Waiter, there's hydrazine in my soup! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Astrofox Posted May 19, 2016 Share Posted May 19, 2016 Oh, what's the remnants of what we used to cook the soup. Waiter! This isn't even soup - this is just hot water! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Matuchkin Posted May 19, 2016 Share Posted May 19, 2016 Nooooooooooo. Whaaa? What are you talking about, this is totally soup... [Joe I think we should give him back his money] Soup! There's a bowl in my waiter! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cubinator Posted May 19, 2016 Share Posted May 19, 2016 *ACK* waiter falls over Bowl! There's a waiter in my soup! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Astrofox Posted May 19, 2016 Share Posted May 19, 2016 Sorry, I'm just bathing. Waiter! The 11th dimension is in my soup! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ProtoJeb21 Posted May 20, 2016 Share Posted May 20, 2016 Here, have a Stephen Hawking to solve that! Waiter, there's a dwarf planet end-of-school pool party in my soup! (aka a DPEOSPP. Try saying that 10 times fast!) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Atlas2342 Posted May 20, 2016 Share Posted May 20, 2016 "Where? WHERE?! TELL ME! " "Waiter, there's superglue in my soup!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ProtoJeb21 Posted May 20, 2016 Share Posted May 20, 2016 MM! MMMRPH MRPUH! (Struggles to open mouth) Waiter, there's a horse riding a horse riding a horse in my soup! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LaytheDragon Posted May 21, 2016 Share Posted May 21, 2016 That is because the animal crackers are stacked neatly, and they were only selling horse-shaped ones at the store. Waiter! There is a Civ 5 Battle Royale Mk II Part 56 in my soup! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Astrofox Posted May 22, 2016 Share Posted May 22, 2016 Huh? I've no idea as to what that is... Waiter! There's a Wonder Ball in my soup! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Panel Posted May 22, 2016 Share Posted May 22, 2016 Why is that a bad thing? Waiter, a man claiming to be the real waiter has just angrily knocked over my soup bowl! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Andem Posted May 22, 2016 Share Posted May 22, 2016 GUARDS! Waiter, there appears to be a particle accelerator in my soup! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TopHeavy11 Posted May 22, 2016 Share Posted May 22, 2016 Yeah, we ran out of gas, so this is the only semi-non-toxic way to beat your soup. Just don't press the big red button. Waiter! There's a 1000 lbs man in my soup!! How this is possible, I don't know. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Matuchkin Posted May 23, 2016 Share Posted May 23, 2016 You see, what we did is... *proceeds to explain how he put the guy into your soup, not understanding that that is the least of your concerns* Waiter! Is this broth, or is this UDMH? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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