Tery215 Posted August 3, 2014 Share Posted August 3, 2014 No, that's just a bowl of mud.Waiter, there's a heart in my soup! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Noname117 Posted August 3, 2014 Share Posted August 3, 2014 I'm sorry, we ran out of kidneysWaiter! There's a brain in my soup! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kinglet Posted August 3, 2014 Share Posted August 3, 2014 BBBBWWWWWRRRRAAAIIIIIINNNNNZZZZZZ!Waiter, there's a live chicken in my soup! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
General Rarity Posted August 3, 2014 Share Posted August 3, 2014 Well... it is a chicken noodle soup...Waiter, there's a Velvet Remedy in my soup! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tery215 Posted August 3, 2014 Share Posted August 3, 2014 Why are you in the soup?Waiter, there's a robot in my soup! It looks like it's on a quest of some sort. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Souper Posted August 3, 2014 Share Posted August 3, 2014 Yes. It looks like Joseph Stali- uhh i mean MARIO! Yeah, Mario.Waiter, there's a communist in my soup! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sun Posted August 3, 2014 Share Posted August 3, 2014 No, that's a TF2 Engineer upgrading something. He's using a hammer for it, though.Waiter, there's a kraken in my soup! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
plainawesome Posted August 3, 2014 Share Posted August 3, 2014 I thought Squad dealt with that in the 0.17 update!Waiter, there's a Soviet Union in my soup! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
General Rarity Posted August 3, 2014 Share Posted August 3, 2014 Well it's dissolving.Waiter, there's russian space geckos in my soup! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kinglet Posted August 3, 2014 Share Posted August 3, 2014 You should stop chasing reentering objects.Waiter, there is a goldcrest in my soup! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Souper Posted August 4, 2014 Share Posted August 4, 2014 Indeed, sir. I have utterly no idea whatsoever what a goldcrest is.Waiter, there's nothing in my soup! This place is really clean, thanks! (-WAITER PROMOTED-) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
General Rarity Posted August 4, 2014 Share Posted August 4, 2014 Well, we don't call it 'Youdidn'torderanythinginourcleanrestaraunt' for nothing.Waiter, there's a magical horse with a HORN in my cold water that's not even soup! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sun Posted August 4, 2014 Share Posted August 4, 2014 Let that annoying little thing freeze in that cold water.Waiter, there's a water in my waiter! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Souper Posted August 4, 2014 Share Posted August 4, 2014 *There is a note on that table that reads "Of course, i am a water balloon."*Waiter, there's a Grox soldier in my soup! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tery215 Posted August 4, 2014 Share Posted August 4, 2014 Naw, they only got spaceships, man. That's a borg soldier.Waiter, there's a disasteroid in my space rations! It's on an intersect trajectory at 0.01 m/s upon arrival and is going to knock the space rations off the table! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Souper Posted August 4, 2014 Share Posted August 4, 2014 0.01 M/S?!?!?! THAT'S LIGHTING FAST! Call the navy, we have to destroy it quick!Waiter, there's a Barrack Obama in my soup! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tery215 Posted August 4, 2014 Share Posted August 4, 2014 That's just a baby of a person who was jealous of Barack Obama..Waiter, there's air in my soup! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nicholander Posted August 4, 2014 Share Posted August 4, 2014 Is it toxic air? I think it is. *Smashes gas mask into person's face for eternity*Waiter, there's *CENSORED BY THE NSA* in my soup! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
General Rarity Posted August 4, 2014 Share Posted August 4, 2014 Well, it's *CENSORED BY THE KGB* Waiter, there's a docking port in my soup! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Colserra3 Posted August 4, 2014 Share Posted August 4, 2014 If you dock your mouth with it it'll transfer the soup into your stomach.WAITER!! There's a homeless man in my soup! Why isn't he drinking it? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gooddog15 Posted August 4, 2014 Share Posted August 4, 2014 because this is a soup kitchen, and that's HIS soup. I repeat HIS soupWaiter, why is moist underwear in my soup? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Megalodon 720 Posted August 4, 2014 Share Posted August 4, 2014 You ordered the underwear soup sir, it was an odd request but we got you what you wanted.Waiter, there's a battle of Trafalgar happening in my soup Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gooddog15 Posted August 4, 2014 Share Posted August 4, 2014 really? because I thought the battle off samar soup was what you orderedwaiter, why is their a ship transporting ships transporting ships in my soup? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pineapple Frenzy Posted August 5, 2014 Share Posted August 5, 2014 Because your fractal souffle just collapsed Sir. I apologize.Waiter, why is there irony in my soup? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tery215 Posted August 5, 2014 Share Posted August 5, 2014 Why don't you go ask the chef, hmm?Waiter!!! There's a space rations block in my soup! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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