ZoidPool Posted November 5, 2014 Share Posted November 5, 2014 5070: Odd things begin to happen at all exo-Kerbin colonies, like random space krakens, and the "K" disease5075: antimatter cores rupture, annihilating the colonies and mines due to the fuel canisters of snacks and antimatter being horribly mislabeled.5080: The loss of the colonies sends Kerbin reeling, Kerbin's political structure goes insane, divides into two factions, the EKA, and the NKT5085: tensions rise, tempers break, and the city of Kresden in the EKA is razed by NKT forces, causes massive war Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tery215 Posted November 5, 2014 Share Posted November 5, 2014 Year -0.6: Jebediah Kerman gets a job at KerbalMart. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
megatiger78 Posted November 5, 2014 Share Posted November 5, 2014 900000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000001: kerbals discover the calendar and set there clocks to the beginning of time. time Is pretty old. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ZoidPool Posted November 5, 2014 Share Posted November 5, 2014 Whatever time:jebediah kerman invents TARDIS, accidentally destroys time Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moesly_Armlis Posted November 6, 2014 Share Posted November 6, 2014 5088: Kerbals switch from text based programming to binary punchcards. 5090: The boom in card manufacturing and Mortimer's wise investing, enables KSC to afford telescope to peer into another distant solar system.5092: Taxidermy is banned.5095: Mix up in cards for mission to Eeloo turns into rescue mission Jool. 5099: The punchcards stack are now binded. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ZoidPool Posted November 6, 2014 Share Posted November 6, 2014 5099.0001: While binding, one kerbal thinks it's a great idea to fuse them with a lighter, after a tragic fire, the punchcards are destroyed, and the kerbals invent A GUI interface used widely, but large and clunky Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tery215 Posted November 6, 2014 Share Posted November 6, 2014 5099.07: Jebediah Kerman steps into a cloning machine and the future is littered with copies of Jebediah Kerman. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mythbusters844 Posted November 6, 2014 Share Posted November 6, 2014 5100: Lisa Kerman finds out a way to destroy all the clones of Jebediah Kerman by luring them into a canyon with boosters suspended from helicopters while playing "Ride of the Valkyries".5100.01: Marge Kerman realizes that he accidentally also killed the actual Jebediah Kerman and he was the first one to jump off the cliff.5100.02: Jebediah Kerman somehow reappears and kills the clone mistaken for him. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joshwoo70 Posted November 6, 2014 Author Share Posted November 6, 2014 5100.02: the god of light brings a whole new galaxy.kerbals are transfered there too.New universe time! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joshwoo70 Posted November 6, 2014 Author Share Posted November 6, 2014 Screw you (10 chars)- - - Updated - - -Screw you (10 chars)I guess he is a bot? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ZoidPool Posted November 6, 2014 Share Posted November 6, 2014 0000: Kebin begins anew, and kerbals are born, hunter-gatherers, with a religion based on packaged objects called "Snacks" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mythbusters844 Posted November 7, 2014 Share Posted November 7, 2014 0001: Someone discovers that if you get dry brush and you light it on fire, you get a fire. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ZoidPool Posted November 7, 2014 Share Posted November 7, 2014 0001.00000001: First death and injury by fire Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mythbusters844 Posted November 7, 2014 Share Posted November 7, 2014 (edited) 0001.2: Someone finds out that the easy fitting stuff in the blue big areas sticks to stuff and gets into their clothes and hair and is hard to get out but goes away after a while.0001.21: Someone else finds out that the easy fitting stuff in the huge blue areas makes the tongue weird but not as much in the smaller blue areas. Kerbals have no idea what this stuff is. Edited November 7, 2014 by mythbusters844 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sun Posted November 7, 2014 Share Posted November 7, 2014 300: This! IS! SPARTA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mythbusters844 Posted November 7, 2014 Share Posted November 7, 2014 300.002778: Mackz Kerman is found dead at the bottom of a well. Kroman Kerman admits he killed him and is punished with a lack of snacks for 1 month.300.086111: After one month, Mackz Kerman goes insane from the lack of snacks. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tery215 Posted November 7, 2014 Share Posted November 7, 2014 300.1: Mackz Kerman starts a new nation, called "Moar Boosters!!!"300.14: A factory is built for boosters in Moar boosters!!!300.3: A giant arsenal of boosters has been constructed, sufficient to destroy 6 KSC's. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Souper Posted November 7, 2014 Share Posted November 7, 2014 301: Kroman Kerman decides he hated snacks, and only wants to eat meat.302: Kroman Kerman goes on a mass kannibalism spree.303: Kroman Kerman's secret lair is invaded and destroyed by Kerbots. Kroman himself is killed right away, as imprisonment is to risky for anyone living near the prison. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ZoidPool Posted November 7, 2014 Share Posted November 7, 2014 304: Robots eat all snacks, kerbals facing extinction Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tw1 Posted November 7, 2014 Share Posted November 7, 2014 304.3425678: Kerbals experiment with eating robots. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sun Posted November 7, 2014 Share Posted November 7, 2014 2014.11.7: Today. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ZoidPool Posted November 7, 2014 Share Posted November 7, 2014 306: Kerbals are confused by the blue stuff, but discover that when cooked by fire, it is drinkable, kerbals now not prone to extinction by dehydration Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tery215 Posted November 9, 2014 Share Posted November 9, 2014 306.4: Kerbals discover a processed potato products factory, that a destroyed kerbal faction built before the beginning of time.307: Kerbals of the Rocket faction are mass reproducing to compensate for the production of Snacks. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ZoidPool Posted November 12, 2014 Share Posted November 12, 2014 308: A purple haired Hu-man named sasha swoops in from the heavens, devours the potato factory, and flies back out to the cosmos. 309: The kerbals figure out that blue stuff can be fun, and discover swimming Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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