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ZoidPool

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5070: Odd things begin to happen at all exo-Kerbin colonies, like random space krakens, and the "K" disease

5075: antimatter cores rupture, annihilating the colonies and mines due to the fuel canisters of snacks and antimatter being horribly mislabeled.

5080: The loss of the colonies sends Kerbin reeling, Kerbin's political structure goes insane, divides into two factions, the EKA, and the NKT

5085: tensions rise, tempers break, and the city of Kresden in the EKA is razed by NKT forces, causes massive war

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megatiger78

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900000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000001: kerbals discover the calendar and set there clocks to the beginning of time. time Is pretty old.

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5088: Kerbals switch from text based programming to binary punchcards.

5090: The boom in card manufacturing and Mortimer's wise investing, enables KSC to afford telescope to peer into another distant solar system.

5092: Taxidermy is banned.

5095: Mix up in cards for mission to Eeloo turns into rescue mission Jool.

5099: The punchcards stack are now binded.

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mythbusters844

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5100: Lisa Kerman finds out a way to destroy all the clones of Jebediah Kerman by luring them into a canyon with boosters suspended from helicopters while playing "Ride of the Valkyries".

5100.01: Marge Kerman realizes that he accidentally also killed the actual Jebediah Kerman and he was the first one to jump off the cliff.

5100.02: Jebediah Kerman somehow reappears and kills the clone mistaken for him.

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mythbusters844

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0001.2: Someone finds out that the easy fitting stuff in the blue big areas sticks to stuff and gets into their clothes and hair and is hard to get out but goes away after a while.

0001.21: Someone else finds out that the easy fitting stuff in the huge blue areas makes the tongue weird but not as much in the smaller blue areas. Kerbals have no idea what this stuff is.

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301: Kroman Kerman decides he hated snacks, and only wants to eat meat.

302: Kroman Kerman goes on a mass kannibalism spree.

303: Kroman Kerman's secret lair is invaded and destroyed by Kerbots. Kroman himself is killed right away, as imprisonment is to risky for anyone living near the prison.

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306.4: Kerbals discover a processed potato products factory, that a destroyed kerbal faction built before the beginning of time.

307: Kerbals of the Rocket faction are mass reproducing to compensate for the production of Snacks.

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