Insanely Hard Challenges! 2

[cantab]

It's supposed to be impossible challenges, that's simple

Take off from Eve with stock ion, no wings, and no cheats.

[Yukon0009]

Yes, stock ion + 15 mainsails.

Revive GIC.

[Overfloater]

Create a new account by that name or send a request to change my username.

Fly by flapping your ears!

[Red Iron Crown]

Easy. If you're Dumbo.

Eat just one Lay's potato chip.

[Overfloater]

Specifically order a 1 meter diameter chip.

Post on the forum while logged off! >:-]

[WinkAllKerb'']

this is just impossible ....

Easier, post on the forum while being banned and then answer yourself without using a single hack trick; ) oh yeah nevermind do it stock ... so easier in the same other ways.

[megatiger78]

make alt account X2

fall faster tham terminal velocity... with no weights... or boosters.... or ANYTHING attached to you at all. (including clothes. they can be heavy)

[Dman979]

Pff! Terminal velocity depends on your orientation! Also, install FAR.

Would peace.

[megatiger78]

what is "wood peace"

rrad the bright yellow text on the front page of this game.

[mythbusters844]

Uh...I did it.

Eat 5 mousepads/micepad

[Souper]

Land on Innacessible's equator.

[mythbusters844]

Just use sky-facing engines and also remember to complete my challenge.

Land on the Sun.

[gmpd2000]

Sure, I will just land on the dark side of the sun. (North korea!)

Drink a brick.

[Souper]

Use a forcefeild to survive the intense heat and a higgs field manipulation device to make your body lighter and thus easier to lift in the high gravity. Easy!

Just melt the brick, then drink it.

Enter a blackhole's event horizon.......and come back. >

EDIT: CRAP NINJA'D

[zekes]

Full Size Shuttle - In RSS - Stock.

I'm pretty sure that's the definition of INSANELY HARD. I can't even do it.

[mythbusters844]

Hire Zekes and pay him 249 dollars an hour to make it.

Make a bridge with books.

[Souper]

Done.

Fully comprehend a Tesseract inside your mind.

[Superfluous J]

Done.

Fully comprehend a Tesseract inside your mind.

Pfft easy. It's just a cube 1 meter by 1 meter by 1 meter by 1 second. Just imagine a 3-d cube passing through a 2-d plane in 1 second, and then add a dimension.

Link everybody in the world arm-in arm on the equator in a hippie love circle.

[Souper]

Already been done, in another dimension.

Imagine a Tesseract, except the 4th dimension isn't time, but a spatial dimension, and that it's from the field of view of a 4d organism. (The equivalent of a 2D organism attempting to directly imagine what a cube would look like FROM THE PERSPECTIVE OF 3D HUMANS.)

[megatiger78]

MY HEAD!!!!!!!!!!

stare at a tribble for 5 hours without touching it.

[Bill Phil]

*blank face while staring

Sorry, what?

Fully understand 2001 A Space Odyssey

[Yukon0009]

I haz tranlator.

Not play KSP for one year.

[Bill Phil]

Accumulative time, right? Then I have done that.

Have your cake (that is a lie) and eat it too.

[Superfluous J]

I ate the lie cake. I have it in mah belly.

Drop a piece of buttered toast on the ground butter-side up.

[Souper]

I'll just set it up on a rack that forces it to land on the non-buttered side.

Read this without being scared out of your mind.