Who would win in a fight?

[Vaporo]

This thread will attempt to answer the classic sci-fi comic book nerd's question of

Who would win in a fight?

The first user posts the name of a character. The character can be real or fictional, so long as they are a character. The next user posts the name of someone who would win in a fight with the above poster's character, along with a quick reason why they would win.

Example:

User1: The Joker

User2: Batman. He's beaten him dozens of times before.

User3: Iron Man. He has more technology at his disposal.

Rules:

0. The thing you post must be a character. You can't post Tsar Bomba or the USS Enterprise because they are only machines, not characters (though some machines can be characters, like Hal-9000).

1. No posting the names of politicians, religious figures, etc.

2. Obey the Forum Rules.

3. Try to keep the characters you post at least moderately famous.

4. No infinite loops (Iron Man beats Batman, who beats Iron Man, who beats Batman, who beats Iron Man, who beats Batman....)

5. Keep it clean

6. Be specific in the name of the person you post. Don't just name a type of character. (Don't just say "superhero.")

7. Have fun

I will begin.

The Ghostbusters.

Edited March 1, 2015 by Vaporo

[Sun]

Mythbusters. Proved that ghosts don't exist.

[cantab]

Arthur C. Clarke. There won't be many myths getting busted from his hard science fiction.

[Guest Fyre Flare]

Nukes would destroy him.

Cause they're nukes

[cantab]

Some random dood, who the radiation turns into a superhero.

[General Rarity]

The Vault-Dweller. He/She kills ghouls easy.

[Vaporo]

Gandalf. He beat Sauron. I'm sure he can handle a little vault dweller.

[mrrpamplemousse]

The Balrog, he did killed Gandalf once.

[Sun]

Me, by pouring tons of mud on him.

[EdFred]

Ditka.

/thread

[megatiger78]

Thomas the tank engine. because he could run him over

[Vaporo]

Bob the Builder would disassemble him.

[cantab]

Mr Blobby. He made a better song. And by better I mean worse.

[Guest alemagno12]

alemagno12. He would nuke it with the big red button :D

(jk)

[cantab]

So we're going for overwhelming firepower at the push of a button then? Well, Mr Vader says look up because that's no moon in the sky over you.

[Guest alemagno12]

The Bigger And Stronger Red Button is stronger and K.O's Vader.

WATCH OUT FOR alemagno12!

[Kerbart]

Really? We got this far and nobody mentioned Chuck Norris?

[General Rarity]

Arnold Schwarzenegger

beat that yo

[problemecium]

Sarah Connor. You ah tuhminated.

[Wanderfound]

DEATH. Nobody beats him, not even the Auditors.

Mort may have run him to a draw, though.

[General Rarity]

Earth!

How many mass-extinction events have we had? And look at our life.

[cantab]

Theia.

OK the Earth survived, but that's gonna hurt in the morning.

[Sun]

Death Star.

Your destruction of it must not be the X-wing fighter... or, any fighter from SW.

[EdFred]

Capt Steven Hiller.

"Oh you did not shoot that green **** at me!"

[megatiger78]

this kat:

caused a cuteness overload