KSP Development Roadmap [999% realistic!]

[cantab]

Kerbals recoloured red and blue as part of a sponsorship deal in the "Kerbal Space Pepsi" edition.

[Kinglet]

Subscription based microtransaction DLC

[Engineer of Stuff]

Quarter Finals (tests) are required to play KSP.

[StrandedonEarth]

Self-guided nuclear-tipped missiles are added, which home in on the selected target. Chaff is also added, rendering them mostly useless

[SlimeCrusher]

We get an OP warp drive along with a "Cheat Building" that is unlocked at the end of the TechTree.

[SuperWeegee4000]

MechJeb is added into the game as a prank. The dev who perpetrated this is found sealed in a cryopod marked "SQUAD DOES NOT TOLERATE YOUR TRICKS" 387 years later by a three-kilometers-long mining vessel en route to Jupiter.

[Overfloater]

Internal combustion motors are added, along with gearboxes, drive-shafts, differentials, and axles.

[Sun]

A swamp now cuts off the KSC from the mainland, and to cross it by rover, you have to battle me over control of the very muddy swamp.

[Overfloater]

A swamp now cuts off the KSC from the mainland, and to cross it by rover, you have to battle me over control of the very muddy swamp.

Also Shrek is implemented.

[Joshwoo70]

The kraken is real?

[SlimeCrusher]

Every planet has a boss you MUST fight before attempting to land on any planet or moon, there's also another boss you must fight when landing.

[Kulebron]

A soundtrack for when you're in atmosphere.

[dryer_lint]

Aliens are added to KSP, along with a new tab of weapon parts such as Lazors and Nukes. Alien huntin' becomes the primary purpose of the game.

[Overfloater]

Mk1 inline cockpit, lab module & Mk-2 crew module IVA views are nowhere near being planned.

[Sun]

All boss mobs and any animals you have to fight are deleted because we would only have to fight to land if we landed on a planet with a high tech civilization.

[cantab]

KSP merged with Minecraft, the game that calls a single enemy a" mob".

[Mr_Brain]

Confusing "orbital mechanics" gameplay element is removed. Instead, you point where you want to go and go there using the Krakenspace Drive, allowing for a far wider audience to understand the game. Since weapons won't be added, the marketing team comes up with a more friendly term for the, uh, tools you use to wipe out the tall pink alien monsters.

[StrandedonEarth]

Friendly purple dinosaurs will be added to every planet and moon, with a tendency to migrate toward the projected landing point of every incoming craft. The phrase "I barneyed again" will become commonplace.

[Sun]

All lifeforms besides Kerbin's grass and kerbals are deleted. The MC merger is undone. Kerbin gets turned into a swamp planet, and you have a limited time to launch ships before the KSC disappears.

[cantab]

That happening after Squad is bought by a producer of special interest adult entertainment.

[dryer_lint]

All distances and sizes are reduced to half of what they currently are. The aerodynamic model is changed so that you're basically swimming through atmosphere, with the new paddle-boat parts.

Regex explodes and takes out everything within a kilometer.

[MrWalrus123]

Walruses are added... Enough said

[Sun]

Walruses are deleted... Enough said

[SlimeCrusher]

An advanced civilization on Laythe is added, they're helpful and they give you OP tech... And then they bomb the KSC with nukes...

Also there's a Ksar Bomba added, you can throw it into ANY planet to destroy it COMPLETELY. Extra points for bombing Kerbin.

Kraken removed.

(Get it?... No?... Its because in every update Minecraft has, it puts "Herobrine removed", and in KSP there is the Kraken and they removed it... Any laughts? Pleaseeeee?...)

[Overfloater]

Any laughts? Pleaseeeee?

Oh alright. LOL!!! x-D

A realism overhaul gets implemented, where Kerbin is flat and all celestial bodies are orbiting it.

A realism overhaul overhaul has been implemented: Kerbin is now laying on the backs of 3 elephants, which stand on a giant space-turtle.

The stars are now holes in the sky box/sphere, and it is possible to fly through them.

*Known bugs:

Game crashes when flying through a star.