KSP Development Roadmap [999% realistic!]

[dryer_lint]

December 31, 2078: Aerodynamics gets fixed.

[Xorth Tanovar]

One day later, a patch to fix other problems breaks aerodynamics again.

[megatiger78]

November 23rd, 2017: A second star system called Kasterborous is added to the game, and a small blue box emblazoned with the words "POLICE BOX" is found orbiting the reddest planet in the system. Upon touching the orbiting box, kerbals and ships are hurled away from it at approximately five times the speed of light. When people look at the log for the glitch, the only message is "My TARDIS!"

danny 2362 is implemented, and can be seen to fire kraken beams at those who try to approach.

[cantab]

Fed up of complaints, devs make all worlds airless and waterless. Even Jool, which is now kraken-bait of the highest order.

People start complaining about the lithodynamics.

[Sun]

Game reverted back to 0.25 state.

[Overfloater]

Game reverted back to 0.25 state.

...Game reverted back to 0.23.0 state. Hope you never forgot how to place 4 struts between each rocket segment!!! Muhaha }:^3

[cantab]

Quantum computers go mainstream despite being unable to run classical programs. KSP not updated and consigned to the forgotten pages of history. In time the last flash drive holding the last copy of any KSP version fails without anyone even realising it was there.

[Overfloater]

A group of amateur programmers recreate KSP, replicating it from memories & screenshots. This group later names itself "Squad", and KSP is now version 0.7.3.

---update---

0.7.4 - The Burger Mod is implemented.

Edited October 23, 2014 by Overfloater

[cantab]

0.7.5 - McDonald's sues Squad. After being crushed by the legal bills Squad is snapped up for pennies by Burger King. All non-burger parts are removed and 0.7.5 is distributed only with BK's kids' meals.

[Overfloater]

Burger Space Program 0.8.Potato - Contracts are added:

A new feature for the career mode. Players will now receive missions to establish extraplanetary Burger King branches, and thus dominate the entire Solar system.

._.

[megatiger78]

Ice cubes containing megatiger78 alemango12 scott Manley and Danny 2462 are thawed by Burger King. Unfortunatley for burger space program they decide to edit the code and put it back on steam. All burger parts are removed. Danny adds kraken drive, ale mango12 adds big red buttons, Scott adds MOAR PYSICS and restores the magic Boulder. Megatiger is responsible for the return of hype trains, KIONICLES, kerbal space marines, KCOM, and a memorial to falken kerbals which can play pre-quantum ksp

[TonyC]

New version implements the KS-UFN 864 Hyperdrive capable of reaching up to 0.0001 times the speed of light !

Oh and the new forum system bans the usage of the word "Kionicles" and "Space Marines".

Seriously megatiger, you use these terms too much. Try to find other things.

[megatiger78]

the term new conglomerate was not bane and so NK kerbals are everywhere when the new devs give up and make the game kerbalside

[cantab]

Humanity goes extinct. The Cylinators continue developing Mechjeb Space Program.

[MrWalrus123]

Walruses re-added

ENOUGH SAID

[Sun]

Walruses are deleted PERMANENTLY. Anyone who even slightly thinks of re-adding them are fired.

[dryer_lint]

Michael Bay is named Executive Producer of KSP. The "blast awesomeness" variable is now multiplied by 9999999999999999 for every explosion.

[mythbusters844]

Mud is added to all areas that are wet.

[megatiger78]

a anti-hackingg system on the forums allows mythbusters844 to get his account back from mrmuddyboots

[cantab]

The LV-N now has a small chance, maybe one in a million per minute of running, of exploding in a nuclear fireball. When this happens it controls the PC monitor to emit a barrage of radiation that turns the player into a green-skinned superhero.

[Mr_Brain]

The skybox is changed to include a prominent constellation that is in the shape of a walrus.

[sardaukar11]

You can launch only one rocket per day, and have to pay for kraken points with real money for being able to launch more misions

[Bilfr3d]

A new category named "Jeb" is created and the game crashes every time you click the on part in that category - Jeb. He has 1000000000000000 thrust and uses no fuels - cruel developers making everyone crash their game.

[Thomas988]

Kerbal plushies at 1.0. Everyone's lives are now complete.

[cantab]

Model rocket that fits a kerbal plushie at 1.1. Everyone's lives are now highly explosive after they add boosters to the model rocket.