You Jelly? (AKA: I Have Better Stuff Than You)

[Lhathron the Elf]

This game, which I have (not) so cleverly called, "You Jelly?" is a competition. It goes like this:

First, I would say something like, "I have a book. You jelly?" And then the next person would say something like, "No, I'm not because I have a flying book. You jelly?" The next person would then try to one-up the flying book, and so on. For example:

1st Person: "I have a couch. You jelly?"

2nd Person: "Nope, because my couch has a built in flatscreen TV. You jelly?"

3rd Person: "Not at all, because my couch's built in flatscreen plays KSP. You jelly?"

4th Person: "No, because I have a KSC in real life. You jelly?"

Be as ridiculous as you like, and you can even one-up things by saying something that may seem worse, but giving a reason why your thing is better. For example, the first person says, "I have a million dollars! You jelly?" The second person could then say, "No, because I have a job that pays me 10,000 dollars an hour. You jelly?"

The first person to reply gets to start. (See, I'm nice. You jelly?)

[Kinglet]

I have fresh baked goods. You jelly?

[Lhathron the Elf]

Nope, because I make my own fresh baked goods, and I just ate one. You jelly?

Edited November 12, 2014 by Lhathron the Elf
I had a cinnamon roll.

[Kinglet]

No. My oven produces 40,000 mini cakes per minute due to overpowered conveyors. You jelly?

[Lhathron the Elf]

Nope, because I don't like mini cakes. You jelly?

[Kinglet]

No. I have pizza too. You jelly?

[Lhathron the Elf]

No, because have candy. You jelly?

[General Rarity]

No, because I have SRB fuel candy. You jelly?

[Overfloater]

No, because i have SRB fuel steak. you jelly?

[Kinglet]

No, because I have monopropellant cappuccino.

[Lhathron the Elf]

I have a torodial fuel tank donut.

EDIT: Two pages!!

Edited November 13, 2014 by Lhathron the Elf

[Overfloater]

Pff, I have. . . a normal donut! You jellyous? }:-]

[Guest Fyre Flare]

I have a $2000 Chinese gaming computer from Lenovo (This is actually true)

U jelly?

[General Rarity]

I have a purebreed MURICAN desktop, painted in stars n stripes and plays The Stars and Stripes Forever when it boots up. You Jelly?

[mrrpamplemousse]

I have a desktop with the Old World flag on it, made of steel, rust and vacuum tubes, reeking oil, leaking radiation, with an ASCII UI, but that is more trusty and faithful than the Vault 13 canteen. You jelly?

Oops... Did I just when full Fallout / Diesel Punk / Post-apocalyptic?

[Sun]

Nope. I have a pair of muddy rubber boots made in the Old World (i.e. China). Ya jelly?

[General Rarity]

Nah, I have a full working set of T-51b Power Armor made by 'MURICA before the events of October 23rd, 2077, with fully powered metal boots.

You jelly?

[megatiger78]

I have a 2944 RSI aroura legionnaire sitting around

[Kinglet]

I have a game that is not overhyped and p2w. (Yes, I mean star citizen.) You jelly?

[Prof. Endwalker]

I have a game before it comes out, and IS overhyped. You Jelly?

[Lhathron the Elf]

I have a mind that writes books that can be anything, steampunk, KSP fanfiction... anything.

You jelly you don't have such an amazing inventive imaginative mind?

[Overfloater]

No. because I... have a great liking for doughnuts! >:-)

Doesn't that make you jealous?

[megatiger78]

I have a game that is not overhyped and p2w. (Yes, I mean star citizen.) You jelly?

I have a game that is underhyped and is not P2W (still star citizen. ships will not be available for real money after launch

[cantab]

I have my 3DS which I can just play games on without worrying about shader models and pixel light counts and fps. You jelly?

[mythbusters844]

I have an overclocked 3DS that can connect to a 3D TV. You jelly?