Lhathron the Elf Posted November 12, 2014 Share Posted November 12, 2014 This game, which I have (not) so cleverly called, "You Jelly?" is a competition. It goes like this: First, I would say something like, "I have a book. You jelly?" And then the next person would say something like, "No, I'm not because I have a flying book. You jelly?" The next person would then try to one-up the flying book, and so on. For example:1st Person: "I have a couch. You jelly?" 2nd Person: "Nope, because my couch has a built in flatscreen TV. You jelly?"3rd Person: "Not at all, because my couch's built in flatscreen plays KSP. You jelly?"4th Person: "No, because I have a KSC in real life. You jelly?"Be as ridiculous as you like, and you can even one-up things by saying something that may seem worse, but giving a reason why your thing is better. For example, the first person says, "I have a million dollars! You jelly?" The second person could then say, "No, because I have a job that pays me 10,000 dollars an hour. You jelly?" The first person to reply gets to start. (See, I'm nice. You jelly?) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kinglet Posted November 12, 2014 Share Posted November 12, 2014 I have fresh baked goods. You jelly? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lhathron the Elf Posted November 12, 2014 Author Share Posted November 12, 2014 (edited) Nope, because I make my own fresh baked goods, and I just ate one. You jelly? Edited November 12, 2014 by Lhathron the Elf I had a cinnamon roll. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kinglet Posted November 12, 2014 Share Posted November 12, 2014 No. My oven produces 40,000 mini cakes per minute due to overpowered conveyors. You jelly? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lhathron the Elf Posted November 12, 2014 Author Share Posted November 12, 2014 Nope, because I don't like mini cakes. You jelly? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kinglet Posted November 12, 2014 Share Posted November 12, 2014 No. I have pizza too. You jelly? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lhathron the Elf Posted November 12, 2014 Author Share Posted November 12, 2014 No, because have candy. You jelly? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
General Rarity Posted November 13, 2014 Share Posted November 13, 2014 No, because I have SRB fuel candy. You jelly? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Overfloater Posted November 13, 2014 Share Posted November 13, 2014 No, because i have SRB fuel steak. you jelly? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kinglet Posted November 13, 2014 Share Posted November 13, 2014 No, because I have monopropellant cappuccino. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lhathron the Elf Posted November 13, 2014 Author Share Posted November 13, 2014 (edited) I have a torodial fuel tank donut.EDIT: Two pages!! Edited November 13, 2014 by Lhathron the Elf Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Overfloater Posted November 13, 2014 Share Posted November 13, 2014 Pff, I have. . . a normal donut! You jellyous? }:-] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Fyre Flare Posted November 13, 2014 Share Posted November 13, 2014 I have a $2000 Chinese gaming computer from Lenovo (This is actually true)U jelly? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
General Rarity Posted November 14, 2014 Share Posted November 14, 2014 I have a purebreed MURICAN desktop, painted in stars n stripes and plays The Stars and Stripes Forever when it boots up. You Jelly? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mrrpamplemousse Posted November 14, 2014 Share Posted November 14, 2014 I have a desktop with the Old World flag on it, made of steel, rust and vacuum tubes, reeking oil, leaking radiation, with an ASCII UI, but that is more trusty and faithful than the Vault 13 canteen. You jelly?Oops... Did I just when full Fallout / Diesel Punk / Post-apocalyptic? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sun Posted November 14, 2014 Share Posted November 14, 2014 Nope. I have a pair of muddy rubber boots made in the Old World (i.e. China). Ya jelly? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
General Rarity Posted November 14, 2014 Share Posted November 14, 2014 Nah, I have a full working set of T-51b Power Armor made by 'MURICA before the events of October 23rd, 2077, with fully powered metal boots.You jelly? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
megatiger78 Posted November 14, 2014 Share Posted November 14, 2014 I have a 2944 RSI aroura legionnaire sitting around Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kinglet Posted November 14, 2014 Share Posted November 14, 2014 I have a game that is not overhyped and p2w. (Yes, I mean star citizen.) You jelly? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Prof. Endwalker Posted November 14, 2014 Share Posted November 14, 2014 I have a game before it comes out, and IS overhyped. You Jelly? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lhathron the Elf Posted November 14, 2014 Author Share Posted November 14, 2014 I have a mind that writes books that can be anything, steampunk, KSP fanfiction... anything.You jelly you don't have such an amazing inventive imaginative mind? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Overfloater Posted November 14, 2014 Share Posted November 14, 2014 No. because I... have a great liking for doughnuts! >:-)Doesn't that make you jealous? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
megatiger78 Posted November 14, 2014 Share Posted November 14, 2014 I have a game that is not overhyped and p2w. (Yes, I mean star citizen.) You jelly?I have a game that is underhyped and is not P2W (still star citizen. ships will not be available for real money after launch Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cantab Posted November 14, 2014 Share Posted November 14, 2014 I have my 3DS which I can just play games on without worrying about shader models and pixel light counts and fps. You jelly? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mythbusters844 Posted November 14, 2014 Share Posted November 14, 2014 I have an overclocked 3DS that can connect to a 3D TV. You jelly? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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