Untrue Fact Telling Machine

[WinkAllKerb'']

Engine tyran prime and alpha are a true not so often glitched nightmare at all.

Edited May 21, 2015 by WinkAllKerb''
what a pt.

[Endersmens]

Did you know....that this thread is full of truth?????

[MrHappyFace]

[GENERATING FACT]

>>>> Did you know that the Apple Macintosh Plus from 1986 ran Windows Vista?

[DISPOSING OF FACT]

[GENERATING FACT]

>>>> Did you know that Minmus from the NES game, Kerbal Space Program, was inspired by President Reagan's favorite ice cream flavor, Rocky Road?

[DISPOSING OF FACtttttttttttt-ttt-ttt-t-ttt------ .

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[REBOOTING]

>>>> Reboot complete

[GENERATING FACT]

>>>> Did you know that the Untrue Fact Telling Machine loves talking about itself in the third person?

*gunshot*

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It appears that the Untrue Fact Telling Machine has encountered a fatal error. Please visit your nearest UFTM Retailer for a replacement.

Edited May 21, 2015 by MrHappyFace
colors are fun

[livefree75]

You're all from the Illuminati!!

[Robotengineer]

This is, in fact, a parrot.

[WinkAllKerb'']

sometime when you have no idea just shut your mouth because it's boring ... (the jerk way ... can fill that slot ... love it ... *bored*)

Edited May 27, 2015 by WinkAllKerb''
also it become the true fact telling machine because: tired^toomuch ... it happen time to time

[Pingonaut]

Did you know that Jeb is not a badass?

[FireFaced]

Did you know that female kerbals have existed before male kerbals could EVA?

[Ferdoni]

Did you know that kerbals have such strong legs, if they jump on the mun, they get an minmus encounter?

[windows_x_seven]

Halley's Comet can be viewed orbiting Earth every 76 years. For the other 75, it retreats to the heart of the sun, where it hibernates undisturbed.

[Astrofox]

Did you know that water is deadly if you drink it?

[RainDreamer]

Did you know that water is deadly if you drink it?

Technically, water is deadly, if you drink it too much. We usually call it drowning (although there are cases of actual water intoxication that led to death). So...what you said is true in a sense. =p

Did you know that if you do a handstand, and push yourself hard enough, you would be able to fly into space, as gravity usually pull you down and you are upside down while doing handstand?

[Columbia]

Did you know - Interstellar is a documentary about the old and new Earth, and how tje old was destroyed so we moved to this current one?

[ChrisSpace]

Australia can into space.

[windows_x_seven]

The automobile brake was not invented until 1895. Before this, someone had to remain in the car at all times, driving in circles until passengers returned from their errands.

[Dark Junior]

Jebediah and Valentina have brains. Did you know that?

[ChrisSpace]

The sun is made of Jell-O. It is bright because the moons light reflects off it.

[Dark Junior]

The earth is hollow

[temporalExile]

Jet fuel can melt dank memes

[Ethanadams]

did you know giving me repputation increases life span by 1000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000001.001 years?

[Dark Junior]

Did you know I do not want some reputation?

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Untrue fact

[ChrisSpace]

Trust everything the American, Russian and Australian media say, they have the least corrupt news agencies in the world!

[Dark Junior]

I like trains

[vinster7]

Did you know that penguins can fly, but they hide it from us?

Thats how they got to other parts of the world!

[B-STRK]

It is a well-known untrue fact dispensed from the Untrue Fact Telling Machine that: The best way to play Kerbal Space Program is with Heat set to OFF.

That way, you can load every weapon slot right up to your carrying capacity with a [BEEP!]load of Clan Pulse Lasers, and fire them all at once without putting your Mech into critical overheat status!

Also, Large, Medium, and Small CPulse set to group fire. ALL RANGE MODE, baby.

(I am so gonna be told off by a Mechwarrior fan for playing the game with the Heat OFF, am I? Hey, I was a child. I had school to deal with. I didn't want to have to deal with cooldown and weapons use limitations when facing off against the Clans!)