Bad Suggestions for KSP

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[Norpo]

Space is too big[1]. Make it so that going to Eeloo takes about 2 Kerbin days, and Duna a few hours.

[1]: Source: www.quotationspage.com/quote/33085.html from douglas adams

Edited December 3, 2014 by Norpo
increased scale

[Dman979]

Make the orbits of every body (moon, planet, asteroid) retrograde except Kerbin.

[DMSP]

Make the orbit of Kerbin inside jool's atmosphere!

[Overfloater]

Kerbal models should be replaced with 1 polygon models, so they won't add to the lag when EVAing.

[MightyDarkStar]

The removal of rockets, and to be replaced with air-horns.

[Overfloater]

For even better performance, planets & moons should be replaced with 6 polygon models.

[megatiger78]

you should remove orbital mechanics because they are actually a conspiracy theory

[Red Iron Crown]

There are too many confusing numbers, they should eliminate the altimeter and navball entirely.

[megatiger78]

remove boosters

[Dman979]

Removing orbital mechanics is a bad, bad, bad, idea! Simplify them, instead. For instance: when you thrust prograde, stay at the same height, but go faster. When you RCS, have the entire orbit move in the thrust direction. Also, because you need to go faster to get there, higher orbits should take less time to complete than lower one.

[MartGonzo]

quick time events, because we all love quick time events (at least game devs seem to think we do)

[Thomas988]

Squad should remove any and all things related to or are used in space.

[Red Iron Crown]

Change the keybindings so Space is abort and T is stage.

[mythbusters844]

I think it would be good to make the oceans on Kerbin highly corrosive so any parts that land in the ocean instantly vaporize.

[Dooz]

I suggest using a single texture for all planets/moons and another texture for all the parts, so the game would run better.

That might actually work like having separate pieces of the texture like metal 1 metal 2 rock2 then UV mapping those textures to the part just saying.

Anyways: pls add gunz and aliens to shoot

[CG_Kerbin]

Make all the kerbals wear flip flops!

[zekes]

Make rockets powered by Starbucks coffee.

[Overfloater]

Implement women. What kind of good game doesn't have women in it?

[andrew123]

Implement micro transactions....

Ubisoft...

[Red Iron Crown]

KSP is just not realistic enough. I think you should be able to plan a mission, design and build the ship, then have the project cancelled when a new Kerbal president is elected.

[Dman979]

Actually, it's too realistic. Make all the tanks have infinite fuel, and no mass.

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Also, keep the aerodynamics the same model as now when you release the .90 update.

[Wampa842]

I'd add a bit more realism too. Remove on-rails physics, and extend ship loading range to the entire playable universe.

Also, remove time warp, it's too OP.

[CelticCossack51]

making KSP too kid friendly and add simple coloured textures and all rocket parts are plastic building blocks. And also make all kerbals pink.

[SmartS=true]

we,shouldlike be ablee to use warpdrives!!1!1111!!!1!11!1!!!!!11!!121!