Make a wish... and have it horribly corrupted!

[Fox Arcana]

Granted. The Karkat<3Nepeta ship is now in the palm of your hands.

I wish all Yaoi sank into the abyss

[BadLeo]

Granted. You stumble on a rock and fall into the abyss, too.

I wish the aliens of UFO: Enemy Unknown were less OP and lied less when it comes to hit player soldiers from afar with petty weapons dealing critical ALWAYS.

[Tery215]

Granted, however you are the aliens and get wiped out as a result.

I wish I was a hipster.

[Fox Arcana]

Granted, You are now the biggest hipster douchetroll in all of Alternia (Eridan Ampora)

I wish I could stop rubbing homestuck in everyone's faces

[THENEWJOEMAMA]

Granted. You now rub MLP into everyone's faces.

I wish for a Poppin' Mary.

[InterCity]

Here you go. You are so stoned that you think the bus rolling over you is a lady.

I wish for immortality.

[Tery215]

Granted, but you ARE A COUNTRY. Humans cannot be immortal.

I wish I had a better version of Space Engine installed on my computer.

[CaelumEtAstra]

Granted, now every time you start it up, your RAM usage goes to 105%.

I wish I was in Florida right now.

[Tery215]

Granted. You are in hundreds of feet of rock.

I wish KSP implemented more mods so we wouldn't not have to use them.

[Helix935]

Granted, they only implement the high res mods but did not change the memory cap which causes computers to crash everywhere

i wish that i could build a better cooling pad for my laptop

[CaelumEtAstra]

Granted, but the pad is so efficient, all of the heat goes to the desk and sets your house on fire.

I wish that ISA Mapsat would be updated for 0.23.5

[Tery215]

Granted, but you are downgraded to evolution level 0.235. You are a small reptile.

I wish that asteroids homed towards probe cores at all times.

[CaelumEtAstra]

Granted, but...oh wait, I can't corrupt that, it corrupted itself!

I wish for a corruptible wish.

[Tortoise]

Granted, but...oh wait, I can't corrupt that, it corrupted itself!

I wish for a corruptible wish.

Granted, but the wish may not be granted.

I wish for 0.24 to come out.

[Tery215]

Granted. A 0.24 level human, called a DINOSAUR, came out of your lower abdomen.

I wish that the Kethane Kerbal Unconstitutionator had a twin, the Kethane Kerbal Constitutionator.

[THENEWJOEMAMA]

Granted. It causes a Kerbal Constitution to be written, which calls for an end to the Kerbal Space Program.

I wish for a Turing machine.

[Tery215]

Ghpranteed. The Wishmaking Entity known as Tangle mishears you and things you wished polr a "turning machine". You get a robot humanoid programmed to turn mudkip-brony crossbreeds clockwise.

I wish THENEWJOEMAMA's avatar would stop making sudden movements.

[BadLeo]

Many ppl wish that. Granted. His avatar is stand still, but everything else on your screen makes sudden movements, making it completely unreadable and making your eyes bleed when you look at it.

I wish I could have a nice cup of coffee now.

[Tery215]

Granted. You feel guilty when the coffee begs you not to drink him. (more than countering the effects of the coffee)

I wish BadLeo's avatar would start making sudden movements.

[InterCity]

Granted. The avatar has suddenly sneaked up on you and you died due to a heart attack.

I wish to be Vladimir Putin.

[THENEWJOEMAMA]

Granted. You get assassinated.

I wish ppl didn't hate on my avatar

[Shna_na]

Granted. MUD... Kip.

I wish smaller Youtube channels would actually check if what they're doing is legal (Ie: music use.). See: Creative Commons License.

[Tery215]

Granted. However, everything is legal.

I wish I was a potato.

[THENEWJOEMAMA]

Granted. You are PotatOS.

I wish.

[CaelumEtAstra]

Granted, but wishing must have a wish to be granted.

I wish for a ship that can take me to the Jool system and return to Kerbin.