CaelumEtAstra Posted May 1, 2014 Share Posted May 1, 2014 Granted, but when you use your Thu'um, you lose your voice and can never speak again.I wish the kraken had a Thu'um. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tangle Posted May 1, 2014 Share Posted May 1, 2014 Granted, but it is mispronounced as foom. Now the kraken can kill your ships with massive G-forces.I wish for bee bears. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shna_na Posted May 1, 2014 Share Posted May 1, 2014 Granted, but the granting fairy is on his day off.I wish the bee joke would stop. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CaelumEtAstra Posted May 1, 2014 Share Posted May 1, 2014 Granted, but you need to BEE more creative.I wish that the earth's atmosphere wasn't polluted. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tery215 Posted May 1, 2014 Share Posted May 1, 2014 Granted. It's swarmed with bees.I wish Thor never existed, so I could be crushed by a giant. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shna_na Posted May 1, 2014 Share Posted May 1, 2014 Granted, removing all pollutants causes the flammability of the atmosphere to increase significantly. If you light a match, a fireball happens in your hands.Edit: Ninja'dGranted, but his hammer stays. On your bed. You can't replace the bed and you can't sleep comfortably in it. That's what happens to forum ninjas, you see.I wish someone would make a large image of Jebediah riding an SRB like a bull, just above Kerbin's atmosphere, looking chuffed as ever.(Is that creative enough?) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CaelumEtAstra Posted May 1, 2014 Share Posted May 1, 2014 Granted, Jeb gets stranded on the mun.I wish an asteroid would crash land on Minmus. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tery215 Posted May 1, 2014 Share Posted May 1, 2014 Granted. Minmus crashes into itself, creating a violent wave of gamma rays. That annihilates Kerbin, every spacecraft ever, the sun, etc.I wish Gandalf wasn't so lazy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
THENEWJOEMAMA Posted May 1, 2014 Share Posted May 1, 2014 Granted. He's dead.I wish it wasn't so flipping hot where I live. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tery215 Posted May 2, 2014 Share Posted May 2, 2014 Granted. It is now 200000 degrees kelvin where you live.I wish gandalf was just an old man who smoked weed every day. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BadLeo Posted May 2, 2014 Share Posted May 2, 2014 Granted, but weed gets prohibited on Middle Earth and he can't do something about it because, you know, he's just an ordinary old man who used to smoke weed every day.I wish corrupt politicians to vanish. Now. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tery215 Posted May 2, 2014 Share Posted May 2, 2014 Granted. The purple-y, worm spreading filth from Terraria that somehow cobbled itself into a political party is gone. In its place is the bloody, spider spreading filth from Terraria that somehow cobbled itself into a political party.I wish that mortal men could all have little magic rings. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
THENEWJOEMAMA Posted May 2, 2014 Share Posted May 2, 2014 Granted. But there's no volcano to throw the rings into, so Hitler wins WWII.I wish for communism. The good kind. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BadLeo Posted May 2, 2014 Share Posted May 2, 2014 Granted, but the corrupt politician spiders from Terraria turn it into chinese comunism: extreme capitalist economy without democratic government.I wish for total anarchy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
palioxis1248 Posted May 2, 2014 Share Posted May 2, 2014 Granted. The world descends into chaos and you're the first to be killed.I wish for visible ISS passes every day. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kinglet Posted May 2, 2014 Share Posted May 2, 2014 Granted. A Soyuz lands in your living room.I wish to be able to summon quails. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CaelumEtAstra Posted May 2, 2014 Share Posted May 2, 2014 Granted, he loses all his powers to weed and becomes addicted and dies during a horrible cliff jumping accident.I wish Bob Kerman was less scared. (he's an engineer, right? he can fix whatever breaks.) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Helix935 Posted May 2, 2014 Share Posted May 2, 2014 Granted, They peck your eyes out and disembowl youi wish that i had more knowledge and skill when it comes to modding Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
InterCity Posted May 2, 2014 Share Posted May 2, 2014 Granted. You mod your KSP until you totally overload your PC and burn your CPU.I wish for a beer. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tery215 Posted May 2, 2014 Share Posted May 2, 2014 Granted. The Wishmaking Fairy gave you an intoxicated bear, which proceeds to eat you.I wish my computer's ability to kill people was 2 exponentials of 2 more powerful. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
THENEWJOEMAMA Posted May 3, 2014 Share Posted May 3, 2014 Granted. What happens next is obvious.I wish for a pet pillow. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tery215 Posted May 3, 2014 Share Posted May 3, 2014 Granted, you get a mysTERIous pet pillow. Also, I bite you for stealing me.I wish the corrupt politicians turned into democrats. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shna_na Posted May 3, 2014 Share Posted May 3, 2014 Granted. All corrupt politicians become the Democratic Republic of Congo. Ouch.I wish I could be a country, just to see what it's like. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tery215 Posted May 3, 2014 Share Posted May 3, 2014 Granted. The world is constantly yelling at you (almost literally), there are thousands, if not millions of people stepping on you painfully, and you are so shocked by what you experience that being a human will never be the same.I wish I was a planet, just to see what it's like. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OdinYggd Posted May 3, 2014 Share Posted May 3, 2014 Granted. An asteroid collides with you and splits you into a million pieces, soon becoming an asteroid belt. I wish I had a bigger ship. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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