Make a wish... and have it horribly corrupted!

[cziken20]

Granted. But instead you get a pelican pie. And unfortunately the pelcian is angry and attacks you.

[ExplodingRocketShips]

Granted. The universe becomes a white plane of nonexistance except for you, and you are just your conciousness because skin, organs, blood, etc. don't exist.

HAVE FUN!

I wish more people liked Star Trek: Into Darkness.

[InterCity]

Granted. It becomes so mainstream that they turn it into an endless telenovel.

I wish there was no pop music.

[Helix935]

granted, stupid people everywhere riot due to the lack of pop music to keep them at bay

i wish that Glados replaced SIRI

[THENEWJOEMAMA]

Granted. GLaDOS floods the people's ears with a deadly neurotoxin.

I wish that Europa Universalis actually worked with the latest DLC.

[cziken20]

Granted. But then the latest DLC does not exist.

I wish that i ahd better memory.

[Red Iron Crown]

Granted. You now remember, with perfect detail, every embarrassment and failure you've experienced.

I wish I knew when I was 20 what I know now.

[WinkAllKerb'']

Granted you split you knowledge and yourself into 20 clones and they are unable to do the most basics things you were able to before the split.

I wish for a speaking sponge not named bob.

[Felsmak]

Granted. It's named Bobby.

I wish I could control metal.

[Vaporo]

Granted, but you go insane because death metal is always playing in your head.

I wish to live in a steampunk world.

[THENEWJOEMAMA]

Granted. You die in a zeppelin crash, just before the steampunk revolution becomes popular.

I wish for some sweet J's.

[cziken20]

Granted. but you get sugar disease and die.

I wish it was always spring time.

[Tery215]

Granted. Springs come forth and pound you down. They then hop onto every other living thing and mash them. Forever, just as you asked.

I wish I had this beautiful duck :V

[plainawesome]

Granted. The duck turns out to be hostile and drinks your brain with a silly straw.

I wish I had a kick-butt gaming computer.

[Helix935]

granted, the new crappy gaming computer now looks like a butt with a red mark on it and a poo shaped mouse

i wish that i was better at modding

[Tery215]

Granted. You now modify people as a punishment for whatever they do.

I wish I had a roomba warrior.

[cziken20]

Granted. But it's a rumba warrior and it dances rumba so fast and extremely you die from watching because your brain couldnt handle the amount of epicness.

I wish i wasn't always extremely happy, but also wasnt sad.

[Tery215]

Granted. You are no longer capable of having emotions, and decide to get run over by cars.

I wish that time stopped existing.

[Bioman222]

Granted. The fabric of time and space rips from time's inertia, forming billions of black holes amongst the universe, so much that- ah, screw it, this explanation doesn't make sense in the first place.

I wish for the Space Battleship Yamato.

[Tery215]

Granted. It's filled with demons, which proceed to devour you.

I wish I was interested.

[Bioman222]

Granted. She slaps you.

I wish that I didn't post this.

[Tery215]

Granted. Except... Once you post, you cannot unpost. The Grim Reaper comes for you.

I wish for kethane.

[Helix935]

granted, it is poisonous to humans and thus kills you

i wish for omnipotence

[Tery215]

Granted. Since you are now capable of killing yourself, you are dead. You cannot come back to life without deciding to, and your soul left his magical god-sphere in your pockets.

I wish for a cube of dirt.

[theattackcorgi]

Granted, but the dirt cube contains tapeworms

I wish i was a alien(so many ways you can go with this)