Overfloater Posted June 23, 2014 Share Posted June 23, 2014 Granted: The game development was reverted back to the start, as Unity engine has been outlawed. Now there are plenty of mods that bring back the old parts, but all are badly modeled.I wish for a wife, I need someone to clean up my place, It's a dump! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Red Iron Crown Posted June 23, 2014 Share Posted June 23, 2014 Granted. She is a modern wife, not a wife of the 1950s, and expects you to clean up after yourself and then give her a foot massage.I wish for a foot massage. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Overfloater Posted June 23, 2014 Share Posted June 23, 2014 Granted, by Edward scissor hands!!!I wish for a self-cleaning house that doesn't throw away stuff that's important for me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vaporo Posted June 23, 2014 Share Posted June 23, 2014 Granted.It doesn't throw out anything that you want to keep.I wish to own and control the One Ring. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tery215 Posted June 23, 2014 Share Posted June 23, 2014 Granted. Sour-man (saruman) decides to steal it and your soul gets consumed.I wish for enough gold to crush the sun. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fox Arcana Posted June 24, 2014 Share Posted June 24, 2014 Granted, you destroy the sun and then the Earth loses its orbit and becomes a frozen wasteland in time. You monster.I wish for wish ideas Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Overfloater Posted June 24, 2014 Share Posted June 24, 2014 Granted - You could wish to become Superman, but this wish will get horribly corrupted.I wish something good would happen to me now. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fox Arcana Posted June 24, 2014 Share Posted June 24, 2014 Granted, you accidentally wish yourself to get killed but that wish gets horribly corrupted resulting in you surviving thus making the above post ultimately useless.i wish to be da supman Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted June 24, 2014 Share Posted June 24, 2014 Nope.I wish I had a pet Flareon Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fox Arcana Posted June 25, 2014 Share Posted June 25, 2014 DENIED. BECAUSE YOU GOT TURNED INTO ONE. AND YOU ARE ONLY LEVEL 1. WELCOME TO THE NO-SUPERMAN BAMAN PIDERMAN UNIVERSE D*CK.I wish people would grant my damn wishes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Red Iron Crown Posted June 25, 2014 Share Posted June 25, 2014 Granted. Only wishes in which you damn someone or something are granted.I wish for 64-bit KSP for Windows. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rofl47 Posted June 25, 2014 Share Posted June 25, 2014 Granted, but your computer will freeze.I wish for my copy of KSP to stop crashing so much. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Science-Recon Posted June 25, 2014 Share Posted June 25, 2014 Granted. But the only way for it to not crash is to not run it, so it gets deleted.I wish for some cake that is a truth. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cziken20 Posted June 25, 2014 Share Posted June 25, 2014 Granted. The cake is truth, but this statement is false. But i choose true. So you get stuck in a paradox. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Overfloater Posted June 25, 2014 Share Posted June 25, 2014 404 Wish not foundI want 64 bit KSP for Windows in the next few seconds. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xorth Tanovar Posted June 25, 2014 Share Posted June 25, 2014 You get KSP 64-bit; but your processor reverts to 16-bit 8MHz.I wish for chocolate. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratchet9868 Posted June 25, 2014 Share Posted June 25, 2014 granted, you get it but cant eat it because your suddenly allergic (hope i spelled that right) i wish for nothing Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratchet9868 Posted June 25, 2014 Share Posted June 25, 2014 granted but now your allergici wish for ksp 1.23.5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tery215 Posted June 26, 2014 Share Posted June 26, 2014 Granted. You have to pay $3,000 for it, and only you own the greater than 1 KSP version (ever). You accidentally forget the registration code for Wishmaking Fairy Pirated Services from the Future edition KSP, the illegal business quickly goes out.I wish the "Wishmaking Fairy Services Pirated from the Future" company was excluded from copyright laws. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fox Arcana Posted June 26, 2014 Share Posted June 26, 2014 Granted, they are excluded from the planet altogether. Poor heavies tho.I wish for homestuck to update. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nicholander Posted June 26, 2014 Share Posted June 26, 2014 Granted, it's now just a white screen which says "homestead has been updated"I wish for us to land a crewed mssion to Mars. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratchet9868 Posted June 26, 2014 Share Posted June 26, 2014 grantedbut i'm on it...i wish that kerbal space program replaced minecraft Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Overfloater Posted June 26, 2014 Share Posted June 26, 2014 Granted: it's Mars 1 and the astronauts die of radiation shortly after departure.I wish we conducted a manned landing & return mission to Mars! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fox Arcana Posted June 26, 2014 Share Posted June 26, 2014 Granted, the astronauts die of Mars related disease shortly before return.I wish I could teleport bread. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tery215 Posted June 26, 2014 Share Posted June 26, 2014 Granted. You now have tumors. You only have 3 days to live.I wish for a cylindrical portal mechanism. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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