Helix935 Posted June 27, 2014 Share Posted June 27, 2014 granted, you are trapped in it and then used as a limitless source of energy, fueled by your pain (basically stuck in an infinite portal loop while your face hits a paddle wheel every time you go down)i wish that my computer never lagged Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cziken20 Posted June 27, 2014 Share Posted June 27, 2014 Granted. Now it always crashes instead of lagging.I wish that my internet was faster. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratchet9868 Posted June 27, 2014 Share Posted June 27, 2014 Granted. but your computer explodesi wish for the magic boulder Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tery215 Posted June 27, 2014 Share Posted June 27, 2014 Granted. However, your warranty becomes invalid due to aliens having a conversation on it. It quickly explodes, the fragments smashing your space helmet off.I wish for more possessed bones (& Jim McCoy) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MGUARN Posted June 28, 2014 Share Posted June 28, 2014 Granted but however they proceed to kill you sorry about that.I wish I had a simply ,and amazing muffin. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cziken20 Posted June 28, 2014 Share Posted June 28, 2014 Granted. They **** you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vaporo Posted June 28, 2014 Share Posted June 28, 2014 I'm ignoring that last comment, as it has no wish.Granted. The muffin is so amazing that you can't stand to eat it.I wish for my internet to still be fast, but make the dial-up sound when it connects. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Red Iron Crown Posted June 28, 2014 Share Posted June 28, 2014 Granted. You may use your new, ultra fast dial up connection for one hour a day, the rest of the time you must keep the line free in case someone calls.(Thanks for the reminder of how far we've come )I wish for Internet use to require a license, the test for which includes spelling, grammar, common sense, and how to identify and avoid logical fallacies. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cziken20 Posted June 28, 2014 Share Posted June 28, 2014 Granted, but no one can use it now.I wish i didnt forget to write wishes so often. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Overfloater Posted June 28, 2014 Share Posted June 28, 2014 Granted - you will now forget only in half of your posts }:^3I wish everyone suddenly realized that you're=you are and your=belongs to you....and not the other way around! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Red Iron Crown Posted June 28, 2014 Share Posted June 28, 2014 Granted. What a grammar Naz! you're!I wish I could ignore grammatical errors better. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Overfloater Posted June 28, 2014 Share Posted June 28, 2014 Granted - you now pay attention to only 98% of the ones you paid attention to until now }:^3I wish everyone would now successfully pass a spelling exam. (a difficult one) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Fyre Flare Posted June 28, 2014 Share Posted June 28, 2014 Granted! Now everyone has to study for 12 hours,I wish I had 120kg of liquid oxygen for a rocket. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MGUARN Posted June 28, 2014 Share Posted June 28, 2014 Granted but with all these skilled people the world suffers a job crisis ,and the global economy crashes causing the world to enter another great depression.I wish every country was renamed based on the stars ,and constellations. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gamer52599 Posted June 29, 2014 Share Posted June 29, 2014 Granted but with all these skilled people the world suffers a job crisis ,and the global economy crashes causing the world to enter another great depression.I wish every country was renamed based on the stars ,and constellations.granted but UN creates a treaty that say's that only beatlejuice us available with the end result being all contry's having the same name and beatlejuice coming backi wish for a hyperspace warpdrive in ksp Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cziken20 Posted June 29, 2014 Share Posted June 29, 2014 Granted. but it takes so much memory it kills you because your computer blows up.I wish for juice made out of Equatorial Guineas. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WinkAllKerb'' Posted June 29, 2014 Share Posted June 29, 2014 Unfortunately guineas pigs are tired to give you more juice and cut your head.i wish for a red iron crown . Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tery215 Posted June 29, 2014 Share Posted June 29, 2014 Granted. It's rusty and worthless, not to mention that your head is bleeding. Also, it's ugly.I wish for my speakers to work. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Floppster Posted June 29, 2014 Share Posted June 29, 2014 Granted, they start working while on full volume during a loud part of some youtube video. Your ears are no more.I wish for solar panels. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gamer52599 Posted June 30, 2014 Share Posted June 30, 2014 granted there damaged beyond repairi wish my mike would work Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tygoo7 Posted June 30, 2014 Share Posted June 30, 2014 Granted, but there is an infinite dust cloud above it blocking the sun.I wish for a nice doughnut. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Floppster Posted June 30, 2014 Share Posted June 30, 2014 granted there damaged beyond repairi wish my mike would workGranted, but there is an infinite dust cloud above it blocking the sun.I wish for a nice doughnut.Granted, Mike works and is eating the donut. Damn Mike.I wish for an RTG battery for my laptop. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Red Iron Crown Posted June 30, 2014 Share Posted June 30, 2014 Granted. The radiation from having the RTG so close to your nether regions renders you sterile quickly and fills you with cancer slowly.I wish for nine lives. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Overfloater Posted June 30, 2014 Share Posted June 30, 2014 Granted - nine more people were just born!I wish I had nine lives. ...and was not a cat. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gamer52599 Posted June 30, 2014 Share Posted June 30, 2014 granted but in a twist formed in the surgery you turn into a cati wish to be an ALL POWERFULL GENIE Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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