Tery215 Posted July 15, 2014 Share Posted July 15, 2014 Granted. Now you have to grant wishes with just your rusty old crown.I wish to exist. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Overfloater Posted July 15, 2014 Share Posted July 15, 2014 Granted! you now exist as data in a flash drive that's been thrown into a thrash-can long time ago. ;-)I wish I could indefinitely print real proper usable money. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Red Iron Crown Posted July 15, 2014 Share Posted July 15, 2014 Granted. You are solely responsible for hyperinflation, minimum wage can't keep up, the market crashes and we fall back into a hunter-gatherer bartering society. Thanks.I wish wealth was more evenly distributed. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BroomstickHero Posted July 15, 2014 Share Posted July 15, 2014 Granted. However, all the wealth is spent on hats.I wish this moment could last forever! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vaporo Posted July 15, 2014 Share Posted July 15, 2014 Granted..................................................................................................................................(eternal ellipsis)I wish that the Harry Potter magic system was better developed. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tery215 Posted July 15, 2014 Share Posted July 15, 2014 Granted. Like the cloud, all of the magic is sold to people from other people. They get it from Melkor and Sauron, the winning combination.I wish for a terrain generator with a scaling feature and 3D terrain printer. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Designer225 Posted July 16, 2014 Share Posted July 16, 2014 Granted. You die after the machines overheat and explodes due to limited size...I wish for a rocket to space. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tery215 Posted July 16, 2014 Share Posted July 16, 2014 Granted. The rocket falls from the sky, crashes into you, and injects explosive quantities of hydrogen into you. You asked it to space you, right?I wish for the ability to space people. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dbmorpher Posted July 16, 2014 Share Posted July 16, 2014 Granted but now the space people have superpowers and seek their revenge.I wish for a powered armor suit like iron man or master chief Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratchet9868 Posted July 17, 2014 Share Posted July 17, 2014 granted, but it's so powerful that it rips you to pieces before you get in iti wish for the magic boulder Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Felsmak Posted July 17, 2014 Share Posted July 17, 2014 Granted, but it falls from the sky and lands on top of you.I wish I could grow a manly beard. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Floppster Posted July 17, 2014 Share Posted July 17, 2014 Granted, but it's too manly for you so it runs away and starts a new life in Seattle.Granted, but it's so Manley that you're kept up by it's constant awesomeness.Granted, your garden is now full of manly beards.I still wish for 0.24. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dbmorpher Posted July 17, 2014 Share Posted July 17, 2014 Granted, but it's a fake version that fills your computer with a virus that starts the robotic singularity.I wish I had earthbending powers Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Overfloater Posted July 17, 2014 Share Posted July 17, 2014 Granted, but since you haven't mastered your new ability yet, you accidentally crushed one of your relatives and your dog (if you don't have one you can wish for it, so you can crush it with earth-bending later)I wish I could play video games (including KSP) in my mind. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tery215 Posted July 17, 2014 Share Posted July 17, 2014 Granted, but it falls from the sky and lands on top of you.The magic boulder can't fall. I have my doubts whether it's actually in orbit.Granted. You slowly die from sleep deprivation due to title music always running in your head.I wish for Algodoo to be more algodoo. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bioman222 Posted July 17, 2014 Share Posted July 17, 2014 Granted, but the physics kill you.I wish for more Haruhi Suzumiya references. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Palladium Corp Posted July 17, 2014 Share Posted July 17, 2014 Granted, but absolutely no one else gets those references.I wish my friends could play with me more... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Designer225 Posted July 18, 2014 Share Posted July 18, 2014 Granted, but you don't like the game...I wish the next poster could smack himself with water. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vexx32 Posted July 18, 2014 Author Share Posted July 18, 2014 Granted, but I only fling about a single droplet lightly against my hand.I wish the next person would be forced to burn their hands. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Overfloater Posted July 18, 2014 Share Posted July 18, 2014 Granted. I was forced to burn my hands because of your wish, so I immediately tried to put them out using your robe. It didn't work, and you got burned alive as well.I wish I had some salami right now. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vexx32 Posted July 18, 2014 Author Share Posted July 18, 2014 Granted. Your arms are turned entirely into salami. Checkmate.I wish I had a sword. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Red Iron Crown Posted July 18, 2014 Share Posted July 18, 2014 Granted. On first draw from the scabbard you accidentally disembowel yourself and die slowly while gripping your precious sword in your weakening grasp.I wish for more time. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bioman222 Posted July 18, 2014 Share Posted July 18, 2014 Granted. You are sentenced to three years in prision.I wish for space. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kinglet Posted July 18, 2014 Share Posted July 18, 2014 Your room fills with vacuum and you die. (This kind of space, right? )I wish I had a pet goldcrest that will not attack me and could fly spaceplanes without crashing.Goldcrest: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Overfloater Posted July 18, 2014 Share Posted July 18, 2014 Granted, but it flew away into deep space in a spaceplane (which you received along with it) and now it's lost forever! (you didn't say the bird has to know orbital mechanics...)I wish I had a pet penguin that meeps. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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