Make a wish... and have it horribly corrupted!

[Timberwolfer]

Granted, but it's a signature that's quite depressing.

I wish for a better version of Spore.

[vexx32]

Granted, but its still owned by EA. You know what that entails.

I wish people would give up on Spore already.

[victory143]

Granted, but they all go and play Call of Duty

I wish for better Tau Melee.

[Rainbowtrout]

Granted, but their ability in range drops.

I wish for more Mudkip gifs.

[Tery215]

Granted. They are snetntie. You slowly merge with the mudkip gifs you use, until you are a mudkip-mudkip breed.

I wish for a pet Rainbowtrout.

[Timberwolfer]

Granted, but the Rainbow Trout is carnivorous and eats you.

I wish for Mechwarrior 5

[CRITAWAKETS]

Granted however its worse than Megaman battle network 4 blue moon

I wish that everyone i know has KSP for thier favorite game.

[Tery215]

Granted, but the Rainbow Trout is carnivorous and eats you.

Dogs are carnivorous too. This statement is not very logical.

Granted. To save a lot of money, the wishmaking fairy kills everyone you know that doesn't have KSP.

I wish for 70% of the universe's wealth.

[Seeker89]

Granted, it was summoned right on top of you.

I wish the power to make any object with my mind.

[CRITAWAKETS]

Granted,but you can only create a black hole 1 milimeter form you

i wish to nuke kerbin with a tsar bomba mk500

[Tery215]

Granted. However, it explodes right after you receive it, denying you the ability to attack Kerbin. 499 times critical mass, yea?

I wish for ROBLOX's Constructive Solid Geometry to be finished as it could be in 100 years.

[Seeker89]

Granted. but on another planet

I wish for endless wish

[CRITAWAKETS]

Granted but you have no wishes

i wish to land on jool

[Designer225]

Granted, but you suffocate.

I wish to boil the next poster. Kidding!

[Kinglet]

I am made of cobalt. Not happening.

I wish I had a fast and armored crop harvester incase of a zombie apocalypse.

[General Rarity]

Granted. It breaks down the moment you start it.

I wish for cold weather in alaska.

[Tery215]

Granted. The Wishmaking Fairy redirects all of the cold winds to go to Alaska and none of the warm winds. The rest of the world boils, and Alaska is 23 degrees kelvin.

I wish for every electromagnetic wave, collector's edition.

[SelectHalfling0]

Granted. Little plaques emitting waves ranging from radio to gamma appear in your room. You are found dead from multiple cancerous tumors the next day.

I wish my Duna transfer window would come sooner.

[General Rarity]

Granted, but Duna implodes.

I wish for a doge.

[Kinglet]

I misunderstand and you get this:

Have fun with your dodge!

I wish I had a completely safe and stable hyperspace disruption inside a cup.

[Tery215]

Granted. Due to Larry Niven, you get a stasis module inside a cup instead. It's basically a bad thermos that warps thermal energy out of your cup to keep the insides at a specific temperature. Also, your cup gets fragile from being cold and you can't put anything else inside the cup, and the thermos is really hard to open.

I wish I had a reason to bother reading PenguinsMeep's siggy.

[Floppster]

Granted, but you get so absorbed by the sig that you no longer read the posts.

I wish for a wish that can't be corrupted, without any loopholes.

[General Rarity]

Granted, you break the rules with it.

I wish for a wish that's always corrupted and has many loopholes.

[Floppster]

Was going to be granted, but the guys down in wish manufacturing are pretty stressed so you get the previous wish instead.

I wish for omniscience.

[Seeker89]

Granted... but your brain just exploded.

I wish to live forever.