Kinglet Posted August 8, 2014 Share Posted August 8, 2014 You discover the horrifying truth and now you have the CIS, FBI and CIA hunting you.I wish I would know all possible metals and alloys and their properties. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Floppster Posted August 8, 2014 Share Posted August 8, 2014 Granted, but you can't remember any of it.I wish I don't miss the .25 hypetrain like I did last time. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
General Rarity Posted August 8, 2014 Share Posted August 8, 2014 Granted, you don't miss the .25 hypetrain but it misses you.I wish I had better internet. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Floppster Posted August 8, 2014 Share Posted August 8, 2014 Granted, you can now only surf classy, good sites.I wish for more bronies. (Muahahaha, you have to corrupt it...) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Overfloater Posted August 8, 2014 Share Posted August 8, 2014 (edited) Granted. More people morph into bronies. Including all of your relatives & best friends!I wish I could play KSP in my head. Edited August 8, 2014 by Overfloater Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pineapple Frenzy Posted August 8, 2014 Share Posted August 8, 2014 AAAAHHHHHH! Make the Kraken stop! My brain hurts!I wish I could edit my bank account to whatever amount I want. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Colserra3 Posted August 8, 2014 Share Posted August 8, 2014 Granted, but you are arrested for counterfeiting.I wish I had something better to do. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
General Rarity Posted August 8, 2014 Share Posted August 8, 2014 Granted, but that something was watching a little girls TV show.I wish I could land on Laythe. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kinglet Posted August 8, 2014 Share Posted August 8, 2014 But then you end up in soviet Russia and laythe lands on you.I wish for more "in soviet Russia" jokes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Floppster Posted August 8, 2014 Share Posted August 8, 2014 Because you're in Soviet Russia, wish grants me.I wish for snow. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tery215 Posted August 9, 2014 Share Posted August 9, 2014 Granted, but it's brilliant.The world evapourates. All of it. Even the houses.I wish that Frozen simply didn't exist. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sun Posted August 9, 2014 Share Posted August 9, 2014 Granted. Not until people have let it go..... ahh I'm good at Frozen jokes.I wish this wish was not a wish but a wish. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Floppster Posted August 9, 2014 Share Posted August 9, 2014 The wish granting genie got confused and gave you a rubber duck instead.I wish my plants didn't die. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pineapple Frenzy Posted August 9, 2014 Share Posted August 9, 2014 They didn't die. In fact, they mutated and combined into a horrible predatory carnivore with a taste for human flesh.I wish I could sail around the world in a sail boat. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Souper Posted August 9, 2014 Share Posted August 9, 2014 Granted."Oh no, looks like i'm lost. Oh well, sure rescue will come for- *food and water gets knocked off the boat* NOOOOOOOOOOO!!!"I wish i knew the horrifying truth behind Apollo 18. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Floppster Posted August 9, 2014 Share Posted August 9, 2014 Granted, but now you can never sleep again.I wish for a trip to the moon and back. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tery215 Posted August 9, 2014 Share Posted August 9, 2014 Granted. You go at lightspeed and never actually land, but you get crushed thrice by impossibly high gravities.I wish for a LoTR movie. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Red Iron Crown Posted August 9, 2014 Share Posted August 9, 2014 Granted. It is directed by Michael Bay.I wish for Michael Bay to make a great movie without any explosions. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Master Tao Posted August 9, 2014 Share Posted August 9, 2014 Granted. It's titled My Little Pony: Dark Side of the Moon. The heart-warming tale of friends traversing the solar system and the inspired sountrack bring together Bronies and Pink Floyd fans.I wish to travel the stars. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rainbowtrout Posted August 9, 2014 Share Posted August 9, 2014 In Soviet Russia, stars travel you!I wish for a brick. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Floppster Posted August 9, 2014 Share Posted August 9, 2014 Granted. It is sent towards your face at Mach 2.5I wish I get banned. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Souper Posted August 10, 2014 Share Posted August 10, 2014 Granted. You get banned..lamron keeps dluoc i hsiw I Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Colserra3 Posted August 10, 2014 Share Posted August 10, 2014 Granted, you can speak normally... in Latin only!I wish chairs were more comfortable. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CRITAWAKETS Posted August 10, 2014 Share Posted August 10, 2014 Granted but they are so comfortable people are always on them and there are no moving versions so this creates a apocalyptic wasteland because everybody does not care about things likes like eating.I wish for version 0.25 to come out with multiplayer. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Floppster Posted August 10, 2014 Share Posted August 10, 2014 Granted, 0.25 is released in ten years.I wish for Harv not to sing anymore. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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