Nooblet68 Posted April 10, 2012 Share Posted April 10, 2012 Granted, but in about 10 weeks, the next IPod will come out and outdate yours.I wish for the Great Fairy to actually grant a wish properly. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Altair1371 Posted April 10, 2012 Share Posted April 10, 2012 Granted, but the wish turns you into an OoT Great Fairy.I wish I could live in Minecraft. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nooblet68 Posted April 10, 2012 Share Posted April 10, 2012 Granted, although then you\'d get lonely from being with no-one but a few green sticks.I wish that I could wish for a wish that could not be corrupted.(BTW, nice corruption) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Altair1371 Posted April 10, 2012 Share Posted April 10, 2012 Granted, but the wish that you wish could not be corrupted is for you to have a corrupted wish. Chew on that for a while.I wish that narwhals could bacon. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iamwearingpants Posted April 10, 2012 Share Posted April 10, 2012 Narwhals with giant bacon strip bats beat your family and eat them.I wish that that protons don\'t decay. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RC1062 Posted April 10, 2012 Share Posted April 10, 2012 Well the universe collapses only to be replaced by something even more mysterious and complex.I wish my KSP hadn\'t crashed during the test of my strato-launcher... :\'( Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gojira Posted April 10, 2012 Share Posted April 10, 2012 Granted, but YOU decay instead.I wish I had superior modeling skills to you all. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RC1062 Posted April 10, 2012 Share Posted April 10, 2012 Granted, but YOU decay instead.I wish I had superior modeling skills to you all.Huh? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Misterspork Posted April 10, 2012 Share Posted April 10, 2012 Well the universe collapses only to be replaced by something even more mysterious and complex.I wish my KSP hadn\'t crashed during the test of my strato-launcher... :\'(Granted, but it is a cursed form of KSP and IF YOU DIE IN THE GAME YOU DIE IN REAL LIFE.I wish people would use logic. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nooblet68 Posted April 10, 2012 Share Posted April 10, 2012 Granted, but you haz no brain! I wish I could corrupt wishes easier. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Misterspork Posted April 10, 2012 Share Posted April 10, 2012 Granted, but you can only corrupt your ownI wish I had digital hiking boots to get up these steep learning curves faster. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nooblet68 Posted April 10, 2012 Share Posted April 10, 2012 Granted, but these hiking boots have climbing abilities as a DLC.I wish the Great Fairy wasn\'t the one from TLoZ: OoT. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Altair1371 Posted April 10, 2012 Share Posted April 10, 2012 Granted, it\'s the one from Majora\'s Mask.Still ugly as sin.I wish I could land a shuttle. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nooblet68 Posted April 10, 2012 Share Posted April 10, 2012 Granted, but you can only land it on your house.I wish the Great Fairy wasn\'t the one from TLoZ: OoT or TLoZ: MM Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Altair1371 Posted April 10, 2012 Share Posted April 10, 2012 Granted, now it\'s this:(WARNING! SLIGHTLY CREEPY PICTURE IN THE SPOILER!)I wish you would stop talking about the great fairies. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ping111 Posted April 10, 2012 Share Posted April 10, 2012 Granted, but now we will discuss ponies.I wish that there were 100 good new episodes of My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic to watch. (note how I stop all discrepancies.) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iamwearingpants Posted April 11, 2012 Share Posted April 11, 2012 They make 100 more, but ban Bronies. If you are a male (over seven) and you watch it your family will be gassed. Also, a police state is set up to ensure this, leading to your every move being watched. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ping111 Posted April 11, 2012 Share Posted April 11, 2012 They make 100 more, but ban Bronies. If you are a male (over seven) and you watch it your family will be gassed. Also, a police state is set up to ensure this, leading to your every move being watched.Well, that\'s so easy to break! Hire a 6-yr-old girl to rig her TV with a capture card, go into a shed somewhere with a laptop, and watch the DVD! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Caesar15 Posted April 11, 2012 Share Posted April 11, 2012 I wish i had magic like twilight sparkle Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iamwearingpants Posted April 11, 2012 Share Posted April 11, 2012 You turn into nothing, \'cause you didn\'t wish for anything!I wish for a rock on a distant extragalactic planet to move one inch. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Altair1371 Posted April 11, 2012 Share Posted April 11, 2012 On that planet, an inch equals several millions light years, so it teleports right into your brain.I wish I could have a 4.0 GPA my whole life. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ping111 Posted April 11, 2012 Share Posted April 11, 2012 But then, your teachers assume you\'re cheating (as your roommates, jealous, report the fact that you never study) and get expelled, not able to re-enter any school.I wish for a KSP LEGO set. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iamwearingpants Posted April 11, 2012 Share Posted April 11, 2012 You get a KSP Lego set, but Lego purchases rights to KSP and forces Squad to water down the game for the general populace.I wish that humanity would enter a perfect golden age of knowledge, advancement, and universal virtues, with no worries in life and to become spread across the galaxy in harmony with all other species. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ping111 Posted April 11, 2012 Share Posted April 11, 2012 However, we teach the other races of our ways, and they fall into a downward spiral of death and hate, advancing slowly as they extinguish their kind\'s flames.I wish for eternal health. Not eternal life, just health. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iamwearingpants Posted April 11, 2012 Share Posted April 11, 2012 You slowly suck other people\'s health out of them, leaving a wake of death in your family. I wish for a pair of Taco Bell soft tacos, no lettuce, add sour cream please. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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