Make a wish... and have it horribly corrupted!

[WinkAllKerb'']

Granted, the world is alienized.

I may or may not wish for a cup of tee.

[Guest]

granted. You get nothing.

I wish i was on the polar express.. and i would operate it.

[cantab]

Granted. And by operate it, I mean you're the stoker.

I wish my data would import already.

[Overfloater]

Granted, but it gets corrupted and you can only scrap it =(

I wish for a million bucks. i'm ready for both outcomes. Let's see if my new deer(+human) repellent is worth anything

[Red Iron Crown]

Granted. You now have a million teeth and a massive overbite.

I wish for a unified currency for Earth.

[cantab]

Granted. It promptly suffers catastrophic hyperinflation, wiping out your savings. At the same time a new weapon accidentally triggers global natural disasters, demolishing your home and flattening your car. And a new pathogen arises that feeds on gold and silver and emits deadly gas, rendering the precious metal worthless, indeed hazardous.

I wish I could add another way to corrupt that.

[Prof. Endwalker]

Granted! All ways to corrupt said wish appear inside you head, causing mass internal bleeding and convulsions as your brain expands, until you die.

I wish for a Llamacat.

[Guest]

Granted. But The llama spits at you a million times due to the acid of them.. and its poisonous

I wish that i could Make A tardis/train/delorean/hogwarts express crossover and to Make it run on Pure potatos. and hope to not make it blow up

[Overfloater]

Granted, but pure potatoes just went extinct! Only genetically engineered, and cross breeds are now available.

I wish for cabbage.

[Red Iron Crown]

Granted. But due to Cole's Law, it is all thinly sliced and served cold with a bunch of other stuff.

I wish for coleslaw.

[Guest]

granted. but instead coleslaw soup falls on you.. Non-corrupted wish for you this time buddy. but ill corrupt you again!

I wish that..santa will get me a wii u for christmas!

[Ikaneko]

Granted. It's broken.

I wish for a christmas tree.

[cantab]

Granted. It suddenly grows to redwood size in your house.

I wish they sold jeans in a 37" waist.

[Tery215]

Granted. Jeans can now be purchased in portions of 37/21600. As in, 37 minutes out of 360 degrees.

I wish that the idea of being in the sky could support 50 people.

[teepee2345]

granted. everyone falls and breaks their neck after a second.

i wish for no couruption

[cantab]

Granted. There is, however, plenty of corruption, which makes your head explode.

I wish the American mm/dd/yyyy date format would go die in a fire.

[Sun]

Granted, but the wish granters make a mistake, and remove the non-American date system. TBH I wish the American date system was used globally. I mean, the USA made us win both world wars!

[TonyC]

Granted, but turns out the world is so upset by this that USA enters in war with all countries in the world (except Peru). USA becomes a territory shared by all the major winners.

I wish for an M-65 Atomic Cannon.

[Overfloater]

Granted, but it's one that backfires. Not necessarily from it's back, but from the part that's pointed at you O.O

I wish people didn't use one word for 100 different things }:-[

[Tery215]

Granted. All humans get eaten by thesauruses.

I wish for a new spaceplane part.

[Felsmak]

Granted, but it's a paid DLC.

I desire macaroni pictures.

[cantab]

Granted. But actual edible macaroni is forever forgotten to the mists of time.

I wish time was actually mist.

[SpaceJuice]

Granted, life is now meaningles time is a white hase.

I wish that earth is a giant pineapple.

[SpaceJuice]

Granted, life is now meaningless time is a white haze.

[Sun]

Granted. You fall on to one of the spikes.

I wish I was Anna in the exact situation she's in in my signature.