Make a wish... and have it horribly corrupted!

[Mr_Brain]

Granted. However, Anna is a giant, and everyone, including you, drowns in all the mud required to put Anna in that situation.

I wish that all plants were edible.

[SpaceJuice]

Granted, most of them are poisonous.

I wish that there were no genders.

[Mr_Brain]

Granted. Most animal and plants species, including humankind, go extinct because they rely on sexual reproduction.

I wish it wasn't so hard to think of new wishes.

[cantab]

Granted. Your mind turns to soup from the frustration of having so many wishes and so little time.

I wish I hadn't got so backlogged with Doctor Who.

[Red Iron Crown]

Granted. Dr. Who is retroactively cancelled, several seasons disappear.

I wish Firefly had lasted for more than one season.

[Ikaneko]

Sure.

They replace the entire cast with Eddie Murphy for the rest of the show.

I wish for Star Wars: Episode VII et. al. to be good.

[SpaceJuice]

Granted, they got even worse

i wish that every thing is random.

[DovaJeb]

Granted, ashdhchhsdydheycb (Giant Sharktopus eats everything)

I wish for some Dr. Pepper.

[cantab]

Granted. But it's "New Pepper" and is frankly a bit of a disaster. Unlike with the New Coke fiasco, the original Dr Pepper never comes back.

I wish for more Gigahertz.

[SpaceJuice]

Granted, the gigs blow up the earth

I wish tapioca was good

[Guest]

Granted. ERROR 404 NOW MAKING WISH INTO Soup. You Now are dead,when you eat the tapioca.

I wish That,I was A astronaut in the future. to go to mars.

[megatiger78]

granted. see that doctor who episode about exploding bases

I wish that doctor who was not existing

[SpaceJuice]

Granted, error error the dic can't die.

I wish for LOLs.

[megatiger78]

granted. you also get a fatal cat allergy.

I wish for a nuke to be in my house and not explode

[cantab]

Granted. But you're extraordinarily rendited by the CIA to a secret facility, tortured, and executed.

I wish for a microwave oven to be in my house and not explode.

[SpaceJuice]

Granted, the microwave eats you and cooks you.

I wish for a kiwi

[cantab]

Granted. It pecks your feet off. And I mean the fruit.

I wish I had some pop.

[jake9039]

Granted. it has poison ivy all over it

I want an interstellar spaceship

[Felsmak]

Granted, but it's standing in your back yard.

Granted. Have a free One Direction CD.

I liked my corruption better. Of the pop wish, that is.

I wish I had the ability to summon dust bunnies under other people's beds.

Edited November 20, 2014 by Felsmak

[cantab]

Granted. But for every time you do, two appear under your own bed. And they're slightly carnivorous.

I wish I had a One Direction frisbee CD.

[mythbusters844]

Granted. You accidentally listen to it and your ears explode in a tremendous fireball, vaporizing your entire neighborhood.

I wish that I could into space.

[Overfloater]

Granted, but due to major budget cuts we're sending you in a tin capsule, wearing scuba gear.

I wish for the Flintstones to fling stones. (not at me plz)

[Felsmak]

Granted, but they stink at aiming, so they accidentally hit you anyway.

I wish for a pet Styracosaurus.

[Belphegor]

granted. it gets lonely and attempts hump your leg.

i wish for a pizza made of cookie dough with ketchup, bacon and onion toppings to be delivered at my workplace by a drone

[WinkAllKerb'']

You get a delivery drone, but you end like a pizza with lot of ketchup, bacon and topping all around, but yup it almost worked in the first place...

I wish for obama, putin, ..., mr. narco traf1 and his lambs, + the pop to have a productive launch together. (and don't tell me it won't happen)

Edited November 21, 2014 by WinkAllKerb''
IngularS and plurial mean nothing near the north magnetic pole ...