DovaJeb Posted December 1, 2014 Share Posted December 1, 2014 Granted. They all wish for your painful death.I wish for actual gaming skills. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LABHOUSE Posted December 2, 2014 Share Posted December 2, 2014 (edited) Granted, you can't use them.I wish for an extra sense without surgery. Edited December 2, 2014 by LABHOUSE Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tery215 Posted December 2, 2014 Share Posted December 2, 2014 Granted. You receive 2 extra senses of pain. One can see pain, another can taste pain.I wish to know what pain looks like. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sun Posted December 2, 2014 Share Posted December 2, 2014 Granted. It looks like a rocket at the speed of light about to slam into your face.I wish more people could identify flags correctly. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cantab Posted December 2, 2014 Share Posted December 2, 2014 Granted. I'm not one of them. Why have you got an East Korean flag as your avatar?I wish furmark didn't stutter. It's just annoying. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mythbusters844 Posted December 2, 2014 Share Posted December 2, 2014 Granted. I have no idea what furmark is so instead I give you YouTube which buffers so much that it drives you insane.I wish that I didn't have a headache. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cicatrix Posted December 2, 2014 Share Posted December 2, 2014 Granted, you stop feeling anything.I wish I quit smoking. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ya_Boi_Assault Posted December 2, 2014 Share Posted December 2, 2014 granted, you instead inhale rocket smoke I wish for my coach to stop making us do bear crawls Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DovaJeb Posted December 2, 2014 Share Posted December 2, 2014 Granted, he now makes you wrestle bears.I wish for Ceres to be mine. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Red Iron Crown Posted December 2, 2014 Share Posted December 2, 2014 Granted. Ceres is now on an impact trajectory with your home.I wish I could go for a flight in an F-14. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
teepee2345 Posted December 2, 2014 Share Posted December 2, 2014 granted, your in the backseat with Maverick in the pilot seat.i wish that voyager 2 would have unlimited electrical power. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cantab Posted December 2, 2014 Share Posted December 2, 2014 Granted. It overheats and breaks.I wish that Voyager 1 would have unlimited electrical power and not overheat. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
teepee2345 Posted December 2, 2014 Share Posted December 2, 2014 granted. it explodes.i wish for explosions Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Overfloater Posted December 2, 2014 Share Posted December 2, 2014 Granted: there's now war in your country. Happy?I wish for less explosions. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cantab Posted December 2, 2014 Share Posted December 2, 2014 Granted. All explosions become impossible. While you're driving across Death Valley in a petrol-powered vehicle.I wish to skip an hour right now. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DovaJeb Posted December 2, 2014 Share Posted December 2, 2014 Granted, in the hour you skipped, you won a trillion dollars, but since you didn't pick up the phone, it was given to someone else.I wish for a miniature Saturn V replica. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Norpo Posted December 2, 2014 Share Posted December 2, 2014 Granted. It's fully functional, but a small insect lands on the controls, while you're holding it. *cue screams and fire everywhere*I wish for unlimited wishes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MightyDarkStar Posted December 2, 2014 Share Posted December 2, 2014 Wish for a-I think you can guess Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cantab Posted December 2, 2014 Share Posted December 2, 2014 Granted, but it's got Luftwaffe markings for some reason, and you can't repaint it.I wish for you to guess. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MightyDarkStar Posted December 2, 2014 Share Posted December 2, 2014 More achievements I guess.I wish for my Spitfire to have SAAF markings for the orange bit in it instead of the red! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Firenexus13 Posted December 2, 2014 Share Posted December 2, 2014 Granted, but the person who put the markings there sabotaged the plane, making it crash.I wish i had a rocket launcher, some rockets, a licence to use them and some get out of jail free cards. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DovaJeb Posted December 2, 2014 Share Posted December 2, 2014 Granted, but you accidentally kill a mafia leaders family with it, and the mafia comes and rips your spine out.I wish for a solid-gold jet pack. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
megatiger78 Posted December 2, 2014 Share Posted December 2, 2014 to heavy to fly.I wish I could make things light. and have infinite boosters to strap to them Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DovaJeb Posted December 2, 2014 Share Posted December 2, 2014 Granted. The infinite boosters fly wild and kill your grandmother, and if she's already dead, kill her again.I wish for a space program. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cantab Posted December 2, 2014 Share Posted December 2, 2014 Granted. It makes Top Gear's effort look professional.I wish Top Gear's shuttle had worked. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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