ProjectXMark1 Posted December 6, 2014 Share Posted December 6, 2014 Granted, but cars are not exactly aerodynamically stable. The hovercar also requires something denser than air to push against, so while flying over an ocean you tumble and crash.I wish for warp drive nao. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SmartS=true Posted December 6, 2014 Share Posted December 6, 2014 True, but it obliterates everything within 4383567890956 AU, including you. I wish cheese and lolcats. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cantab Posted December 6, 2014 Share Posted December 6, 2014 Granted, but the cheese is mouldy and the cats aren't funny.I wish for a bug-free KSP. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted December 7, 2014 Share Posted December 7, 2014 Granted,but suddenly You press a Random button and KSP crashs your computer due to alot of bugs.I wish That I could Have a antigravity car and drive upside down.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SmartS=true Posted December 7, 2014 Share Posted December 7, 2014 True, the "antigravity" works by destroying the earth. I wish for 84686538245777777777777777777777777726527645238454825284237452365643248352423584623423452376453264536532765444423852368452364854238342586438 years to be how long the person below me lives if he/she does not corrupt my wish! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted December 7, 2014 Share Posted December 7, 2014 ERROR ERROR ERROR 5003424 Please restart your computer. Invalid wish. "begin format script wish text.txt",Wish Granted,but a million yaks fall on you "end text"I wish for gravity to be turned off for one second,But it will not damage our body. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tery215 Posted December 7, 2014 Share Posted December 7, 2014 Granted. Every galaxy begins to shake violently. A star crashes into the earth, killing everyone.I wish for brains to be indivisible while they are alive. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LABHOUSE Posted December 7, 2014 Share Posted December 7, 2014 Granted, you don't have one.I wish to not want any more wishes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Overfloater Posted December 7, 2014 Share Posted December 7, 2014 Granted, you're no longer $entient.I wi$h for a million buck$. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr_Brain Posted December 7, 2014 Share Posted December 7, 2014 Granted. You receive one million Zimbabwean Dollars.I wish that the above poster's "S" key works again. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cantab Posted December 7, 2014 Share Posted December 7, 2014 Granted. Everybody elſeſ though turnſ into an 'ſ'.I wiſh þe letter þorn waſ ſtill in þe alphabet. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted December 7, 2014 Share Posted December 7, 2014 Granted,but The god of the alphabet casts you a spell and you die. I wish for the world to Be healthy. And everyone Invented Non-Coal things using our renewable resources Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr_Brain Posted December 7, 2014 Share Posted December 7, 2014 Granted. The world is healthy now. Since only living things can be healthy or not, the Earth is now alive and eats things. Humankind is the first to be eaten.I wish for humankind not to be eaten. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
X10Z Posted December 8, 2014 Share Posted December 8, 2014 Granted. Aliens cook and serve Earth, but never eat it.I wish I had a speck of dust. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RAINCRAFTER Posted December 10, 2014 Share Posted December 10, 2014 (edited) You get the speck, but it's Uranium, and it kills you.I wish our moon was an Orca the size of our moon. Edited December 10, 2014 by RAINCRAFTER Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mythbusters844 Posted December 10, 2014 Share Posted December 10, 2014 Granted. The orca obtains a sniper rifle and becomes xXxXX_OrCa_MLG_ScRuB_Sl4y3r_XXxXx and 360 quickscopes Earth.I wish I had an XxXxX_0pT1k_S34GULL_XxXxX Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
megatiger78 Posted December 10, 2014 Share Posted December 10, 2014 granted. it 420 degree noscopes you.IO wish to be on the first IXS class Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Red Iron Crown Posted December 10, 2014 Share Posted December 10, 2014 Granted. The first mission pretty much follows the plot of Event Horizon.I wish Purolator would hurry up and deliver my package in an undamaged condition. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Overfloater Posted December 10, 2014 Share Posted December 10, 2014 Granted: your package has been delivered 1 second ago, in counterfeit condition.I wish to divide by 0. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
megatiger78 Posted December 10, 2014 Share Posted December 10, 2014 granted. the trade-of stops quantum vacuum thrusters, nuke salt water rockets, and Alcubicure (? is it spelt like that?) Drives working.I wish for someone to find a military application for the IXS so the US government actually puts funds in Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
michaelsteele3 Posted December 10, 2014 Share Posted December 10, 2014 Granted, but it's the stereotypical US government, so...I wish I had a slice of American Cheese Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tery215 Posted December 10, 2014 Share Posted December 10, 2014 Granted. American Cheese is made out of CHEMICALS. It is banned from the everywhere.I wish that the universe was a cat. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
megatiger78 Posted December 10, 2014 Share Posted December 10, 2014 granted. it has a mushroom growing in it.I wish that the IXS class will be launched this century and wikll succed and I will be alive to see it and not die 3 days afterwards but a few years at the smallest and not be in some kind of weird parasite coma. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tery215 Posted December 10, 2014 Share Posted December 10, 2014 Granted. Instead of humans, it launches lots of potatoes (safety raisins). The potatoes warp into another solar system and become the overlords of all life.I wish for brains to be considered a type of computer. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Noname117 Posted December 11, 2014 Share Posted December 11, 2014 Granted. They also become laggyI wish I was actually paying attention to the plane I'm flying in War Thunder right now Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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