teepee2345 Posted December 16, 2014 Share Posted December 16, 2014 granted. a rocket crashes into your homei wish kerbals stayed in a video game Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cantab Posted December 16, 2014 Share Posted December 16, 2014 Granted. Jeb, Bob, and Bill are a few unimportant NPCs in Skyrim. You can borrow a rocket ship from them to travel across the map quickly but dangerously. They don't appear in any other games, and Kerbal Space Program does not exist.I wish I could think of a good riddle. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Norpo Posted December 16, 2014 Share Posted December 16, 2014 Granted, but you don't know the answer. Searching for it drives you mad for decades, when you find out the only logical answer, after consulting experts, travelling to far off exotic lands and contacting their natives and studying their culture, and consulting many encyclopaedias, that the answer is "A dog."I wish I didn't spend 5 hours figuring out how to make a UV map for a cube, and getting it to work in Unity. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted December 16, 2014 Share Posted December 16, 2014 Granted. But suddenly Unity Shuts down your computer,but as soon as you boot it up,a virus appeared... calling itself the unity virus by making your computer to shut down everytime you boot it up with unity. but lucky you,the virus is gone for good by the computer gods. i wish suddenly I would Have the power to never grow and never get fat...And Own a train,that makes magical rainbows fart out of it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tery215 Posted December 17, 2014 Share Posted December 17, 2014 Granted. You begin to shrink into nothing, over the course of a few months... and your train ruins the environment.I wish for industry to shift forward 50 years. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Janos1986 Posted December 17, 2014 Share Posted December 17, 2014 Granted, the actual industry will physically time travel 50 years into the future, leaving the world in a new dark age.I wish I had more spare time for my hobbies without having to quit my job. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
teepee2345 Posted December 17, 2014 Share Posted December 17, 2014 granted. your fired.i wish for everything that is pleasent. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted December 17, 2014 Share Posted December 17, 2014 Granted. a Storm of cakes fall on your face. I wish I could have the power of summoning ICE CREAM Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
teepee2345 Posted December 17, 2014 Share Posted December 17, 2014 granted. your head becomes a giant scoop of ice cream.i wish i could have a bowl of ice cream. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Overfloater Posted December 17, 2014 Share Posted December 17, 2014 Granted: You get a bowl of SlenderFan. But the ice cream effect was only temporary and wears off before you get to eat him.I wish for less work hours. Screw good salary Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SpaceJuice Posted December 17, 2014 Share Posted December 17, 2014 Granted, your pay is lowered to $1 a day.I wish for a good made kerbal rocket. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LABHOUSE Posted December 17, 2014 Share Posted December 17, 2014 (edited) Granted, it uses too much delta v.I wish for a present. Edited December 17, 2014 by LABHOUSE Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Overfloater Posted December 17, 2014 Share Posted December 17, 2014 (edited) You get a live bear in your living room.I wish for a waffle.- - - update - - -Edited, ey? you dirty cheetah... Edited December 17, 2014 by Overfloater Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted December 17, 2014 Share Posted December 17, 2014 Granted.. Lucky you,A storm of waffles fill your plate And keep filling as soon as you eat them... so you get infinite waffles Note:The spell expires When you die...I wish for Everything in the whole world. Would Be entirely one cent. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LABHOUSE Posted December 17, 2014 Share Posted December 17, 2014 Granted, but because it is everything, that includes lava so you die.I wish for my wish to be granted, but not corrupted. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted December 17, 2014 Share Posted December 17, 2014 Granted. But theres no wish,that you want me to grant,so theres no corruption! and suddenly,the corrupt god smashs a hammer on your head..I wish that i could have a portable vending machine,with no coin slot and no money,so i just press a button and itll give me the snack.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Red Iron Crown Posted December 17, 2014 Share Posted December 17, 2014 Granted. The only snacks it dispenses are tofu-based ones.I wish I had never tried a tofu "burger". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted December 17, 2014 Share Posted December 17, 2014 granted. Suddenly A doctor comes And cuts you in half,takes the tofu burger Out of your stomach,and then Removes your tongue,and puts better tastes buds in,then puts you back together.. Note: this is Meant for a joke if anyone is reading this... and should NOT be taken seriously Nor should you believe this stuff...I wish that santa claus could come right now tonight.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cantab Posted December 17, 2014 Share Posted December 17, 2014 Granted. You've never tried a beefburger either.I wish I'd tried sushi.EDIT: Granted. He brings you coal.I wish I wasn't such a slowpoke. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ikaneko Posted December 17, 2014 Share Posted December 17, 2014 Granted. You now move at 0.1c, so unless your trip is interstellar, you may die.I wish that I saw 2001: A Space Odyssey in cinema release. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted December 17, 2014 Share Posted December 17, 2014 (edited) granted. doc brown steals you and puts you back when the movie was released,and then after you seen it doc brown leaves you... so then your trapped in that date when it was released..I wish that I transform into rudolph.. Edited December 17, 2014 by Guest Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ThatNoob Posted December 17, 2014 Share Posted December 17, 2014 Granted, your nose is red because somebody slammed your face into an iron door which is actually made of Tungsten.I wish for cookies. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Red Iron Crown Posted December 17, 2014 Share Posted December 17, 2014 Granted. All your Internet habits are now tracked.I wish for an evening to myself tonight. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tery215 Posted December 17, 2014 Share Posted December 17, 2014 Granted. A giant grinding machine comes to even you.I wish I could speak googleish. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MightyDarkStar Posted December 17, 2014 Share Posted December 17, 2014 Granted, but people don't understand you anymore and you are thus..thrown in the hole.I think you guys know what I want hehe Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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