Make a wish... and have it horribly corrupted!

[ThatNoob]

Granted, you proceed to Pop it, Don't Drop It! but you accidentally throw the internet in a pit of lava.

I wish my FTP wouldn't Timeout on my GMod Server.

[Tery215]

Granted. FTP is now "Feed the Pokémon", wherein you must pay food to transfer files (or get eaten).

I wish for a pit of lava.

[Sesni]

Your wish has been granted, except the lava is comprised of 95% ice.

I wish for a better computer.

[Firenexus13]

Huh, our post count is over 9000.

Moving on,

Wish granted, Your computer is now so good it hacked a bank, stole all the money from it, used the money to buy a robot, used the robot to supply parts (purchased using the stolen money) to upgrade itself, BLA BLA BLA, take over world.

[KerbinW365]

I wish for the best radio, With the greatest Artificial Intelligence and connect-ability to the internet!

[Sesni]

You had no wish. And in real life my wish was not corrupted (new pc here)

I wish for a Statrack AWP Asimov.

[cmj2003]

granted you shoot yourself with it

i wish all pc disk games would run intantley with no install

(it gets boring just watching a green bar climb

[Tery215]

Granted. All gameplay takes place in an instant, giving you a game over in all games (and slamming into a lot of walls).

I wish for better asteroid shapes.

[Penguinhero]

Granted there now $69.99 IAP's per asteroid and whenever you launch a rocket to go capture one its an additional $59.99

I wish my ps4 had more games

[Mr_Brain]

Granted. However, you have to pay for all of those games. And you like none of them.

I wish that I receive a useless button.

[Firenexus13]

Granted. It breaks.

I wish this wish will be corrupted.

[Mr_Brain]

Granted. As a side effect, someone throws a pie in your face. It tastes horrible.

I wish that I receive a tasty and healthy cookie.

[Vaporo]

Granted. It has less than 40 calories, tastes great, and is only one centimeter in diameter.

I wish to know what it is like to be imperfect without actually experiencing imperfection.

^For some reason my conscious wants me to assure everyone that this really is a joke. Or maybe I just like adding random invisitext.

Edited December 28, 2014 by Vaporo

[Moss]

Granted. You become completely incomplete.

I wish for blue roses.

[cmj2003]

granted they are take by the cia on supicion of ALIENS ! XD

[Vaporo]

ERROR! NULLWISHEXCEPTION DETECTED. REBOOTING REALITY NOW TO PREVENT DAMAGE TO THE SYSTEM.

I wish for the ability to manipulate spacetime however I please.

[Mr_Brain]

Granted. You don't know what you're doing and destroy the universe. The universe itself, not just everything in it. There is no more universe.

I wish for the ability to manipulate chewing gum however I please.

[Tery215]

Granted. The chewing gum catches on fire from being moved too much. In your mouth.

I wish for a circle.

[ThatNoob]

Granted, but it's not perfect and turns into an octagon.

I wish my Steam account had more credit.

[Noname117]

Granted. Steam is discontinued, and all of your extra credit is lost.

I wish for an isosceles triangle

[ratchet9868]

Granted, you now have £1000 on it, but get hacked after

I wish Oasis would get back together (The band, not the drink XD)

[ratchet9868]

Granted. Steam is discontinued, and all of your extra credit is lost.

I wish for an isosceles triangle

sorry mate,

Granted, but i have no idea what that is

I wish oasis would get back together

- - - Updated - - -

[DMSP]

Granted, but about 15 minutes after they get back together, the band falls apart again.

I wish for a base on Enceladus.

[zekes]

Granted, but Zokesia comes and steals it from you within the month.

I wish for an Empire.

[Mr_Brain]

Granted. It's a virtual empire in some horrible browser game.

I wish that the sun continues being a star for at least another week.