NeatCrown Posted July 13, 2015 Share Posted July 13, 2015 (edited) Granted, but that tape cassette has adhesive on one side.I wish I'd be hyperintelligent. Edited July 13, 2015 by NeatCrown Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HoloYolo Posted July 13, 2015 Share Posted July 13, 2015 Granted, but that tape cassette has adhesive on one side.I wish I'd be hyperintelligent.Granted, but you're only hyperintelligent in Hungarian.I wish for a new Iphone. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EdusacconBR Posted July 13, 2015 Share Posted July 13, 2015 Granted, but its bigger,weaker and has less memory, also no internet acessI wish i had a hype drive Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HoloYolo Posted July 13, 2015 Share Posted July 13, 2015 Granted, but you can only go 1 inch at a time.I wish for me to become an astronaut. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tery215 Posted July 13, 2015 Share Posted July 13, 2015 Granted. You get sent off on a train to the moon, which suddenly breaks down at the moon.I wish for 4-dimensional teeth, to bite the inside of things. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
windows_x_seven Posted July 14, 2015 Share Posted July 14, 2015 Granted. You attempt to kiss someone and tragic stuff happens.I wish for New Horizons. EVERYWHERE. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HoloYolo Posted July 14, 2015 Share Posted July 14, 2015 Granted. You attempt to kiss someone and tragic stuff happens.I wish for New Horizons. EVERYWHERE.Granted, the cameras fail on all of them. I wish for a TARS from Interstellar. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tery215 Posted July 14, 2015 Share Posted July 14, 2015 Granted. It falls over and into a hole.I wish for a literal second horizon. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NeatCrown Posted July 14, 2015 Share Posted July 14, 2015 (edited) Granted, but TARS' humour, sarcasm and wittiness settings are all stuck at zero. Permanently.I wish for 10,000 more wishes. Edited July 14, 2015 by NeatCrown Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
YargJay9991 Posted July 14, 2015 Share Posted July 14, 2015 Granted, but only one every century starting next century.I wish to be a joke.YargJay9991 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FireFaced Posted July 14, 2015 Share Posted July 14, 2015 Granted, but jokes can't wish. ParadoxI wish for this wish to not be granted Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TrainEngie Posted July 14, 2015 Share Posted July 14, 2015 Granted.I wish to WOMBO COMBO. WHERE YOU AT Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bioman222 Posted July 14, 2015 Share Posted July 14, 2015 Granted, but due to your lack of a degree in Wombology, it goes terribly, resulting in wombo sickness. The symptoms include [REDACTED] coming out of your [REDACTED], [REDACTED]ing for 20 minutes straight, addiction to [REDACTED]ing, [REDACTED]ing all over yourself, and [REDACTED] crawling out of your [REDACTED] to [REDACT] your [REDACTED].I wish for the next person to fill in the blanks. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xacktar Posted July 14, 2015 Share Posted July 14, 2015 Granted, I filled them in with cement.I wish I had a slinky that never ended. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bioman222 Posted July 14, 2015 Share Posted July 14, 2015 Granted. It arrives in an Amazon box, as all things do, and when you cut the tape, it springs out from the tension, hitting you in the face with great force. Maybe it killed you, maybe it knocked you out. It doesn't matter. The slinky keeps coming out, never ending, covering the planet with its cheap springiness. Eventually, its shadow covers all of the world and blocks sunlight from reahing crops, causing a world-wide livestock famine. The population plummets to one billion and resorts to cannibalism. Those last billion die killing each other. I wish for a loofah. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xacktar Posted July 14, 2015 Share Posted July 14, 2015 Granted, but the loofah was shipped in the same amazon box as my slinky.I wish for some peanut butter ice creme. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TrainEngie Posted July 14, 2015 Share Posted July 14, 2015 Granted, but you now get a peanut allergy, and a half-full bottle of allergy meds.I wish to run around with an RTG. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
InterCity Posted July 14, 2015 Share Posted July 14, 2015 Granted. Radiation poisoning.I wish for a world without terrorism. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TrainEngie Posted July 14, 2015 Share Posted July 14, 2015 granted. there are many more idiots and jerks in the world nowi wish to run around with a solar panel Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
InterCity Posted July 14, 2015 Share Posted July 14, 2015 Granted. You get electrocuted the moment you go outside.I wish my wife didn't listen to sweet romantic music. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NeatCrown Posted July 14, 2015 Share Posted July 14, 2015 (edited) Granted. She now listens boy bands. [MUUAAAHHAHAHAHAHHAAAA!]I wish I didn't have to sleep to stay healthy. Edited July 14, 2015 by NeatCrown Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EdusacconBR Posted July 14, 2015 Share Posted July 14, 2015 Granted, but now you gotta eat alive kittens to stay healthy.i wish i had a macaw Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Windspren Posted July 14, 2015 Share Posted July 14, 2015 The macaw eats you alive.I wish for my wish to be corrupted Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
heng Posted July 14, 2015 Share Posted July 14, 2015 wibo ht es rIy mfo shr ptuserd wricohGranted... I guess? Not sure anymore...I wish for signs of an old, abandoned space station on the next New Horizon update. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NeatCrown Posted July 14, 2015 Share Posted July 14, 2015 (edited) Granted. The whole multiverse collapses into an n-dimensional black hole.Granted. The next update is from the 20,000 years in the future, and from another species that also called their probe "New Horizons" (Also, it's in a parallel universe)I wish that I'd have omniscience now. Edited July 14, 2015 by NeatCrown Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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