TrainEngie Posted July 21, 2015 Share Posted July 21, 2015 Granted. IN Eucledian 4-space, you lose motor skills because you can't traverse W (the 4th axis after X, Y, and Z). In Spacetime, the universe keeps oscillating upon itself because you are traversing time.I wish to bring back the 80's stars. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HoloYolo Posted July 21, 2015 Share Posted July 21, 2015 Granted, they're zombies.I wish for my own Queen band, they sing for me and they are alive like they were in the 70's and 80's Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WinkAllKerb'' Posted July 21, 2015 Share Posted July 21, 2015 (edited) granted they told you this "in this alphabetical time stamp it kinda mean that w is cerberus the 3 head dog guardian that protect the genome before x and y end in z before the next alpha cycle" knowing that make you instantly a dead immortals someday with unstoppable headache.i wish for something else wich is exactly the same anyway as there no turning back in this process. Edited July 21, 2015 by WinkAllKerb'' Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TrainEngie Posted July 21, 2015 Share Posted July 21, 2015 Granted. it's different.I wish to be hair. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HoloYolo Posted July 21, 2015 Share Posted July 21, 2015 Granted, you get shaved off a head and never heard of again.I wish I knew how to play basketball. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NeatCrown Posted July 21, 2015 Share Posted July 21, 2015 (edited) Granted. You now can play basketball on a slide whistle. (Honestly, I just googled "basketball song". It feels like there's a song for practically every word/phrase...)I wish that there would actually be different songs for every phrase. Edited July 21, 2015 by NeatCrown Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tery215 Posted July 21, 2015 Share Posted July 21, 2015 Granted. The human race has so much information that it requires more electricity. A solar flare causes the earth to explode too.I wish for raisins to stop existing, but still keep dried cranberries. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TrainEngie Posted July 21, 2015 Share Posted July 21, 2015 Granted. Grape wines do not exist, so the fancy drink is prune juice, which is not tasty.I wish to meet Impact Blue. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kinglet Posted July 21, 2015 Share Posted July 21, 2015 Granted. They impact you out of the blue.I wish for better feathers. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Overfloater Posted July 21, 2015 Share Posted July 21, 2015 Granted - now there's no filling in your pillow.I wish for a third ear. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TrainEngie Posted July 21, 2015 Share Posted July 21, 2015 Granted. It screws up your hearingI wish for wings. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HoloYolo Posted July 21, 2015 Share Posted July 21, 2015 Granted, they gets sliced off in a kitchen accident. I wish for sour patch kids. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TrainEngie Posted July 21, 2015 Share Posted July 21, 2015 Granted. They're really bitter.I wish for a working eraser. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HoloYolo Posted July 21, 2015 Share Posted July 21, 2015 Granted, you erase the universe.I wish for an Endurance! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tery215 Posted July 21, 2015 Share Posted July 21, 2015 Granted, however you fall into a black hole. The ship keeps you alive the whole time, letting you suffer from spaghettification.I wish for a lag car. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TrainEngie Posted July 21, 2015 Share Posted July 21, 2015 Granted. A fleet of italian men in vespas trample your laggy car.I wish for english to have french grammar. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LABHOUSE Posted July 21, 2015 Share Posted July 21, 2015 (edited) Granted, but now we talk must this like.I wish for this wish to not be corrupted. Edited July 21, 2015 by LABHOUSE Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EdusacconBR Posted July 21, 2015 Share Posted July 21, 2015 granted, instead you dieI wish i had a YAL-4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TrainEngie Posted July 22, 2015 Share Posted July 22, 2015 Granted. It cracks your head open. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tery215 Posted July 22, 2015 Share Posted July 22, 2015 Um, okay, I'll just go back inside my lamp..I wish for a doom fish skeleton. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DestinyPlayer Posted July 22, 2015 Share Posted July 22, 2015 Granted, that fish skeleton now constantly sings the "Doom doo-doom song".I wishfully wish my wishes stopped become corrupted. Also a baked potato. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HoloYolo Posted July 22, 2015 Share Posted July 22, 2015 Granted, it's opposite day.I wish for french fries. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TrainEngie Posted July 22, 2015 Share Posted July 22, 2015 Granted. The baked potato becomes grilled potato..I wish to live with the next genie forever. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HoloYolo Posted July 22, 2015 Share Posted July 22, 2015 Granted, I turn psycho.I wish for a roomate my age. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TrainEngie Posted July 22, 2015 Share Posted July 22, 2015 Granted. He's a pervert that's ferromagnetically attracted to you as in "the magnets you stick on your fridge" ferromagnets. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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