Flymetothemun Posted July 23, 2015 Share Posted July 23, 2015 Granted but the ███ and the ██████ combine and turn into a ███████████ that goes onto ████████ the █████████████████.I wish that I switched my font back to the standard font. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TrainEngie Posted July 23, 2015 Share Posted July 23, 2015 Granted. the standard font is COMIC SANS :DDDDDDi wish to turn this into Times New Roman. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NeatCrown Posted July 23, 2015 Share Posted July 23, 2015 Granted, but there are no more lowercased letters in Times New Roman (Which is basically Trajan). Everyone then smashes their screens.♫ I wish you a merry Christmas, I wish you a merry Christmas, I wish you a merry Christmas and a happy new year! ♫(It's a little bit too early, isn't it?) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TrainEngie Posted July 23, 2015 Share Posted July 23, 2015 Granted. The Santa Claus they choose this year are really skinny men.I wish for a nosecone. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
megatiger78 Posted July 23, 2015 Share Posted July 23, 2015 it is a missile nosecone. with the nuke in it.I wish for someone to nuke my house with me in it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HoloYolo Posted July 23, 2015 Share Posted July 23, 2015 Granted, it misses and hits an orphanage.I wish for me to run a country for my life. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
heng Posted July 23, 2015 Share Posted July 23, 2015 (edited) Granted. You will be Queen for a day in a country of your choice, assassination attempts start immediately after your coronation. You will lead the country for 24h... the rest of your life. What will your verdicts be? What is your rule's legacy? What entry do you carve into the history books for you?I wish for all mosquitoes to spontaneously combust. Edited July 23, 2015 by heng Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WinkAllKerb'' Posted July 23, 2015 Share Posted July 23, 2015 will be sad for DNAi wish you don't know that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HoloYolo Posted July 23, 2015 Share Posted July 23, 2015 Granted, pollination is not as good as it used to be, and famine occurs.I wish for bees to stop having colony problems. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EuSouONumero345 Posted July 23, 2015 Share Posted July 23, 2015 Granted, bees are fine. all the plants spontaneously combust, turning the atmosphere into an unbreathable mixture of poisonous gases causing mass extinctions Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EdusacconBR Posted July 23, 2015 Share Posted July 23, 2015 -error- system reboot, no wish detected-I wish i had the ability to scream so loud that the earth would crack Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TrainEngie Posted July 23, 2015 Share Posted July 23, 2015 Granted. The moon disappears.I wish to go huehuehue. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HoloYolo Posted July 23, 2015 Share Posted July 23, 2015 Granted. It sounds nothing like Merkmusic (I got the reference)I wish for cheese stuffed crust pizza. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thomassino Posted July 23, 2015 Share Posted July 23, 2015 Granted. It will be 19.99$I wish I could go Jool-diving Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
justidutch Posted July 23, 2015 Share Posted July 23, 2015 Granted. The Russian judge gives you 3.2.I wish it was last summer and I was swimming in a stream with piranha again. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tery215 Posted July 23, 2015 Share Posted July 23, 2015 Granted, however, there are infinite piranhas. You try to escape, but they're hiding in your closet and under your bed too.I wish for a happy war. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
justidutch Posted July 23, 2015 Share Posted July 23, 2015 Granted, but you have to clean up all the food from the cafeteria when it's over.I wish that glasses were always half-full. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tery215 Posted July 24, 2015 Share Posted July 24, 2015 Granted, however all glass particles are now half-full, thus making glass completely opaque.I wish for a brick made out of the suits that kerbals wear. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TrainEngie Posted July 24, 2015 Share Posted July 24, 2015 Granted. It's a spherical brick.I wish for a spherical brick. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
heng Posted July 24, 2015 Share Posted July 24, 2015 Granted. But you already gave it away to Tery215.I wish for more coffee... or better: more sleep. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ComradeWolfe Posted July 24, 2015 Share Posted July 24, 2015 Granted... But all the caffeine leads to a light and generally restless sleep from which you wake up still tired.I wish I could have a little house on some land with a stream. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cziken20 Posted July 24, 2015 Share Posted July 24, 2015 Granted. The land is hell, the stream is lava, and the little house is so little you can barely fit your feet into there.I wish i had the ability to inhabit other people's bodies. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
heng Posted July 24, 2015 Share Posted July 24, 2015 B.b...but you _had_! A while ago. For a full 9 months!Granted. You are an embryo again.I wish I for a bottle of rum. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
justidutch Posted July 24, 2015 Share Posted July 24, 2015 Sounds like you already had some. Okay, granted, but its that terrible Kraken stuff.I wish I didn't have to sit at work for another two hours Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thomassino Posted July 25, 2015 Share Posted July 25, 2015 Granted. You have to sit there for another 4 hours. (Sorry )I wish my first name was Jeb Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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