Sanic Posted October 28, 2015 Share Posted October 28, 2015 Granted, but it suffocates.I wish for the next person's wish to come true. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PineCone Posted October 29, 2015 Share Posted October 29, 2015 Granted, but I'm not making a wish.*Leaves wish to next poster* Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
justidutch Posted October 29, 2015 Share Posted October 29, 2015 I wish for a poster of a poster making a wish Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PineCone Posted October 29, 2015 Share Posted October 29, 2015 Granted, but the poster is haunted.I wish for a table. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CornHuskerKenny Posted October 29, 2015 Share Posted October 29, 2015 Granted, but one leg is a little short, so it wobbles.I wish for my own private jet. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sanic Posted October 29, 2015 Share Posted October 29, 2015 Granted, but you get shot down by a Krussian missile.I wish to be the supreme emperor of the KSP forums. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shark4558 Posted October 30, 2015 Share Posted October 30, 2015 Granted,but it is impossible to be the emperor ...I wish to be a astronaut. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
T-Bouw Posted October 30, 2015 Share Posted October 30, 2015 Granted, but your first mission is a one-way trip...I wish for it to be weekend right now! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CAKE99 Posted October 30, 2015 Share Posted October 30, 2015 Granted, but the schedule changed to be working on weekends.I wish for 10 ton box of chocolates. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SpaceplaneAddict Posted October 30, 2015 Share Posted October 30, 2015 Granted, before you eat them, I slap them out of your hands saying: DENIED!I wish people liked me, as a good person friend and gamer. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hanover Fiste Posted November 1, 2015 Share Posted November 1, 2015 Granted. You become so well-liked that people seek you out to spend time with you. People come over to you home bringing friends with them, just to meet you. Not a minute goes by that your phone is not ringing with someone wanting to talk to you, your email inbox fills to capacity, people surround your home constantly just wanting to spend time with you. You get fired from work because you can't get anything done with all the people trying to call, email, and visit you. You try to get away from all the people but wherever you go there are people wanting to hang out and talk with you. Eventually you break down and spend the rest of your days curled up in the fetal position, crying and mumbling "Why won't these people go away?"I wish to witness something majestic. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SpaceplaneAddict Posted November 1, 2015 Share Posted November 1, 2015 Granted, right after that, comes a sight so evil, you are scarred for life.I wish my Tylo rover was faster and stable er Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gamowin Posted November 1, 2015 Share Posted November 1, 2015 Granted, it achieves a fast and stable trajectory into the sun.I wish that I was good at videogames. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SpaceplaneAddict Posted November 2, 2015 Share Posted November 2, 2015 Granted. You go MLG, and die right before your first tournament, which was tomorrow.I wish my TyloRacer was more stable when driving it across a (planetary) surface Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AlextheBodacious Posted November 2, 2015 Share Posted November 2, 2015 Granted, but it's only stable on Minmus. Anywhere else it's less stable than before.I wish my computer was a supercomputer. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
T-Bouw Posted November 2, 2015 Share Posted November 2, 2015 Granted, your supercomputer grows a conscience and determines you "unworthy". It causes an explosion of it's overcharged monitor.I wish for a working simpit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ZentroCatson Posted November 4, 2015 Share Posted November 4, 2015 Granted, but you can only play EA games on it.I wish for a pilot's license and my own VTOL plane. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CaelumEtAstra Posted November 4, 2015 Share Posted November 4, 2015 Granted, but you crash it into the deck of a Nimitz-class aircraft carrier during an emergency landing.I wish I had more time. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pTrevTrevs Posted November 4, 2015 Share Posted November 4, 2015 (edited) Granted, but you use the One Ring to extend your life. In a few hundred years, the Ring will drive you mad and degrade your physical condition to that of Smeagol/Gollum.I wish I could travel back in time to command a WWII submarine Edited November 4, 2015 by pTrevTrevs Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fluburtur Posted November 4, 2015 Share Posted November 4, 2015 Granted but you are immediatly sunk.I wish I could fly. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yuri kagarin56 Posted November 4, 2015 Share Posted November 4, 2015 Granted but you are shot down by the air force.I wish i could land on duna Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pTrevTrevs Posted November 4, 2015 Share Posted November 4, 2015 Granted, but a dust storm hits that destroys your means of leaving the surface and you are stranded, Mark Watney style. If you manage to get back, you are stuck in the KSP world, with no way to return to real life. Have fun.I wish I could drive a tank instead of a car Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
justidutch Posted November 6, 2015 Share Posted November 6, 2015 Granted, but there's no tank-sized parking spaces anywhere.I wish Justin Bieber wasn't Canadian Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sanic Posted November 6, 2015 Share Posted November 6, 2015 Granted, but he's now American, which greatly lowers the world's opinion of it (they won't trade with it anymore) and thus America becomes a third-world country. In a chain reaction, the rest of the world including America reverts to the Dark Ages.I wish for a pet kerbal. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dman979 Posted November 6, 2015 Share Posted November 6, 2015 Granted. He plays KSP on your computer, and discovers that he is only a part of a game. Heartbroken, he kills himself. Depressed, you join him.I wish I was happy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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