pTrevTrevs Posted November 17, 2015 Share Posted November 17, 2015 Granted, but it comes in an NES cartridge, making it impossible to play on the XBox or PlayStation. Also, if you try to run it on the NES, it's so large that the console crashes. I wish I could stay home today and play KSP. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DestinyPlayer Posted November 17, 2015 Share Posted November 17, 2015 (edited) Granted, but as you arrive, electricity fails. I wish to not have the need to sleep, to not feel sleepy and not to have any consequences for that. Edited November 17, 2015 by DestinyPlayer Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SpaceplaneAddict Posted November 19, 2015 Share Posted November 19, 2015 Granted, you become the ultimate watch guard, later are turned into a robot guard because of previous sleep immunity. I wish to be rockteed better Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Astronomer Posted November 19, 2015 Share Posted November 19, 2015 Granted, you are now rocketed better... with a rocket launcher given to you by an extremist terrorist group which they gave you under the condition that you destroy the Kerbal Space Center. I wish your wishes came true. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SpaceplaneAddict Posted November 19, 2015 Share Posted November 19, 2015 Granted, you did not specify who you gave this wish too, so your wish is null. I wish for moar SSTO engines in stock KSP Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
T-Bouw Posted November 20, 2015 Share Posted November 20, 2015 Granted, but this time the engines have their weight shifted even more forwards... I wish for a white christmas. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pTrevTrevs Posted November 20, 2015 Share Posted November 20, 2015 Granted, but you get so much snow that all the buildings in your town are covered and the people inside are trapped. The entire surface of the earth is covered with snow, and oceans freeze over. You have caused the end of civilization through this one careless wish. I wish I owned my own airplane Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Columbia Posted November 20, 2015 Share Posted November 20, 2015 Granted. However, it is a passenger airliner. You do not have the jet fuel to operate such an aircraft, and nor the training to do so, either. I wish I had more spare time on my hands. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DestinyPlayer Posted November 20, 2015 Share Posted November 20, 2015 (edited) Granted. You're stuck in the void, and you're immortal, so you have infinite spare time. I wish relativity and causality stopped working altogether. Edited November 20, 2015 by DestinyPlayer Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sanic Posted November 20, 2015 Share Posted November 20, 2015 Granted. *Universe explodes* I wish more joined the Dres Awareness Movement. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hysterrics Posted November 22, 2015 Share Posted November 22, 2015 (edited) [quote name='Sanic']Granted. *Universe explodes* I wish more joined the Dres Awareness Movement.[/QUOTE] Granted, but Squad decides to remove Dres, and after the forum rises in outrage, decides to stop development on the game because they don't want a community so toxic. [U][B]Are you happy now?[/B][/U] I wish that modders wouldn't be so against 64 bit[SIZE=1] [SUP]because[/SUP] [SUB]seriously[/SUB] it's [SUP]stable[/SUP] and [SUB]I'm[/SUB] [SUP]not[/SUP] switching[SUB] to Linux[/SUB] [SUP]because people [/SUP]called [SUB]your [/SUB]mod [SUP]stupid[/SUP][/SIZE] Edited November 22, 2015 by Sequinox FormatingFormatingFormating Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Djslime6764 Posted November 22, 2015 Share Posted November 22, 2015 Granted. But Modders begin Making Statements against 32-bit because it messes up their SUPER DUPER COOL MODZ. I wish that i Can have faster computer Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pTrevTrevs Posted November 22, 2015 Share Posted November 22, 2015 Granted, your computer grows legs that allow it to compete with Usain Bolt, but performance-wise, it still runs slow as hell. I wish I didn't have to get up so early every morning Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Djslime6764 Posted November 22, 2015 Share Posted November 22, 2015 Granted but you cannot sleep at night. I wish this wish be granted and not be corrupted. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pTrevTrevs Posted November 22, 2015 Share Posted November 22, 2015 Granted, but because you didn't wish for anything, your wish has gained you nothing. Your friends and family ridicule you for making such a foolish wish I wish there were more submarine movies Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hysterrics Posted November 22, 2015 Share Posted November 22, 2015 Granted, but all submarine movies now cost 2,373$ per ticket. I wish for a sweet sweet Nvidia GTX 980Ti Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
T-Bouw Posted November 22, 2015 Share Posted November 22, 2015 Granted, but the box it comes in is unopenable. Even with tools. It now sits on your shelf, just...sitting there...doing nothing but gather dust. It is still sweet though! I wish for transporter-technology to be specifically used to solve commuting. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fisk02 Posted November 22, 2015 Share Posted November 22, 2015 Granted, Too bad it somehow ate your whole family and the pooped it out, and forced you to eat it, only to then force you to poop it out, and force feed you again... yeah it goes on for a while... I wish for a society where bronys where accepted by everyone. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Overfloater Posted November 22, 2015 Share Posted November 22, 2015 Granted! However, that society will have 0 tolerance for grammar errors. x . x I wish for a skunk to fart in front of my face. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
T-Bouw Posted November 23, 2015 Share Posted November 23, 2015 Granted, but then you get another skunk farting in front of your face, then the next and another and so on...until it's not funny anymore and you wished you hadden't wished such a wish. Too bad, you only got one wish... I wish my morning coffee was perfect everytime! You know, just how I like it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DestinyPlayer Posted November 23, 2015 Share Posted November 23, 2015 Granted. Now every coffee cup you drink puts you into such a nirvana that it takes the whole day to snap you out of it. I wish for more wish granting threads. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
astrokerb Posted November 23, 2015 Share Posted November 23, 2015 Granted. There are now so many wish granting threads that you can't find any of the other threads without using the search tool and even then almost every result is a wish granting thread. I wish for three more wishes! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pTrevTrevs Posted November 23, 2015 Share Posted November 23, 2015 Granted, but there was a paperwork mixup and you end up with 1/3 of a wish instead I wish I knew what to build in KSP next Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fisk02 Posted November 23, 2015 Share Posted November 23, 2015 Granted, but it was a giant interplanetary ..... I wis 4 dewritos nd a fre membershp to faze clan! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DestinyPlayer Posted November 23, 2015 Share Posted November 23, 2015 Granted. You now have all of that, but in SBaHJ style. Also everybody keeps warning you about stairs, bro, for some reason. I wish Earth's core was made of pure hydrogen. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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