SpaceplaneAddict Posted November 23, 2015 Share Posted November 23, 2015 Grated, our atmosphere is also hydrogen, 100%. We all die. 1 w15h f0r ml6 d4nkm3m3 l0rd p0w3r w17h d0r1705 4nd d3w f0r fr33 f0r 7h3 r357 0f my l1f3. (I wish for MLG DankMeme lord power with doritos and dew for free for the rest of my life.) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SmartS=true Posted November 23, 2015 Share Posted November 23, 2015 The doritos are so dank you die from MLG poisoning. I wish for everything to explode right now. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
justidutch Posted November 23, 2015 Share Posted November 23, 2015 Granted. We are now all living our reverse-polarity antimatter universe lives. I wish that pigs could fly Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Overfloater Posted November 23, 2015 Share Posted November 23, 2015 Granted, pigs are now permitted to fly in any passenger airliner. You would have to sit for hours, surrounded by pigs if u ever need to fly somewhere. [quote name='T-Bouw']Granted, but then you get another skunk farting in front of your face, then the next and another and so on...until it's not funny anymore and you wished you hadden't wished such a wish. Too bad, you only got one wish...[/QUOTE] We'll see about that... I wish nobody was farting at my face! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DestinyPlayer Posted November 23, 2015 Share Posted November 23, 2015 Granted. A person named "Nobody" farts at your face. I wish all of existence except for porcupines disappeared without any trace. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SmartS=true Posted November 24, 2015 Share Posted November 24, 2015 The porcupines suffocate to death. I wish for no more wishes, including this one, to become corrupted. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DestinyPlayer Posted November 24, 2015 Share Posted November 24, 2015 Granted, all wishes now can't be corrupted. As in, no error in the code will ever make them unreadable. I wish for the user below me to become immortal and invincible. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pTrevTrevs Posted November 24, 2015 Share Posted November 24, 2015 Granted, I become Sauron, Lord of the Ring, The Nameless Enemy, the Lord of Barad-Dur, consumer of all things good! The only difference is that I don't plan to invest all my power in some stupid ring that could be easily stolen. I wish I could start a company which produces exact replicas of vintage piston engine aircraft, such as the Bf-109 and P-51. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ZentroCatson Posted November 25, 2015 Share Posted November 25, 2015 Granted, but the vintage piston aircraft can't fly and are made out of cardboard. I wish that Space Engineers would work on OSX. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mad Rocket Scientist Posted November 25, 2015 Share Posted November 25, 2015 It does, but you only have a computer with directx 10. (I have this problem) I wish for a bunch of awesome parts in KSP, and less bugs. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HoloYolo Posted November 25, 2015 Share Posted November 25, 2015 The RAM is too much and KSP ignites your computer. RIP in pepperoni I wish for unlimited Red Lobster Biscuits. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Columbia Posted November 25, 2015 Share Posted November 25, 2015 Granted. You go clinically obese after eating way too many. I wish i had a decent sleep routine. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DestinyPlayer Posted November 25, 2015 Share Posted November 25, 2015 Granted. It's decent, but only in antarctica. I wish to explode. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SpaceplaneAddict Posted November 26, 2015 Share Posted November 26, 2015 Granted, your limbs automatically reattach and you come back to life. This happens over and over, while you deal with the excruciating pain. I wish for MLG powers Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cubinator Posted November 26, 2015 Share Posted November 26, 2015 Granted, but you can only live for 1 hour afterwards. I wish Mars still had a magnetosphere so it could keep it's thick atmosphere and oceans. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pTrevTrevs Posted November 26, 2015 Share Posted November 26, 2015 Granted, Mars's oceans cover its entire surface, destroying [I]Curiosity[/I] and [I]Opportunity [/I]and making future landings much more difficult. A manned mission to Mars is now much less valuable, as it will cost more to make vehicles that can explore the oceans. Oh yeah, the ocean on Mars is exactly the same as Earth's oceans, there's no reason to explore it. I wish I had free internet wherever I go Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
adsii1970 Posted December 1, 2015 Share Posted December 1, 2015 Granted, but you develop a long, thin, copper colored growth that resembles an old areal television antenna from the 1970s poking off the top of your head and your left thumb begins to transform into a USB jack... I wish I didn't have thirty term papers to grade... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bill Phil Posted December 1, 2015 Share Posted December 1, 2015 Granted. You now have 900. I wish I had a VW bug. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SpaceplaneAddict Posted December 1, 2015 Share Posted December 1, 2015 Granted, this bug infects everyone on earth, killing faster than Ebola. I wish for a proper rover to be sent to venus, survive, and continue to operate well and give valuable science for years to come. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EuSouONumero345 Posted December 1, 2015 Share Posted December 1, 2015 Granted, landing broke all the wheels, so it can only "give valuable science" from it's landing position. I wish people would stop being sarcastic all the time. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PineCone Posted December 1, 2015 Share Posted December 1, 2015 Granted, but you have to change your signature. I wish for a harmless book. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cubinator Posted December 1, 2015 Share Posted December 1, 2015 The book causes no physical harm, but it constantly taunts you about everything you do and is really annoying. I wish I had a big plate of malleable high-temperature superconductor and some liquid nitrogen. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pronoes Posted December 2, 2015 Share Posted December 2, 2015 (edited) 18 hours ago, cubinator said: The book causes no physical harm, but it constantly taunts you about everything you do and is really annoying. I wish I had a big plate of malleable high-temperature superconductor and some liquid nitrogen. Granted, but your genie is not smart and brought you a flexible hot bus conductor who is amazing at her job instead. Also your genie forgot the nitrogen while testing flexibility. I wish I had a life. Edited December 2, 2015 by Pronoes Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cubinator Posted December 2, 2015 Share Posted December 2, 2015 (edited) Granted. You are a living potato plant. I wish for KSP x64 Edited December 2, 2015 by cubinator Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xorth Tanovar Posted December 2, 2015 Share Posted December 2, 2015 Granted, but it refuses to run on the only computer you have, a Sinclair ZX-81 I wish the rain would stop Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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