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Granted, pigs are now permitted to fly in any passenger airliner.
You would have to sit for hours, surrounded by pigs if u ever need to fly somewhere.

[quote name='T-Bouw']Granted, but then you get another skunk farting in front of your face, then the next and another and so on...until it's not funny anymore and you wished you hadden't wished such a wish.
Too bad, you only got one wish...[/QUOTE]
We'll see about that... I wish nobody was farting at my face!
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Granted, I become Sauron, Lord of the Ring, The Nameless Enemy, the Lord of Barad-Dur, consumer of all things good!
The only difference is that I don't plan to invest all my power in some stupid ring that could be easily stolen.

I wish I could start a company which produces exact replicas of vintage piston engine aircraft, such as the Bf-109 and P-51.
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Granted, Mars's oceans cover its entire surface, destroying [I]Curiosity[/I] and [I]Opportunity [/I]and making future landings much more difficult. A manned mission to Mars is now much less valuable, as it will cost more to make vehicles that can explore the oceans. Oh yeah, the ocean on Mars is exactly the same as Earth's oceans, there's no reason to explore it.

I wish I had free internet wherever I go
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Granted, but you develop a long, thin, copper colored growth that resembles an old areal television antenna from the 1970s poking off the top of your head and your left thumb begins to transform into a USB jack...

I wish I didn't have thirty term papers to grade...

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18 hours ago, cubinator said:

The book causes no physical harm, but it constantly taunts you about everything you do and is really annoying.

I wish I had a big plate of malleable high-temperature superconductor and some liquid nitrogen.

Granted, but your genie is not smart and brought you a flexible hot bus conductor who is amazing at her job instead. Also your genie forgot the nitrogen while testing flexibility.

I wish I had a life.

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