max_creative Posted April 7, 2016 Share Posted April 7, 2016 Granted but I don't understand it so it makes 9+10=21. I wish that I didn't have to do my homework. I just got back from the fine arts showcase! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cubinator Posted April 7, 2016 Share Posted April 7, 2016 (edited) Granted, but you become blind and can only think in 2 dimensions, like Mr. A Square or Yendred. I wish I could come up with more creative wishes on a whim. Edited April 7, 2016 by cubinator Typo Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dark Junior Posted April 11, 2016 Share Posted April 11, 2016 Granted, but they're all corrupted already I wish that Trump would start losing Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Overfloater Posted April 11, 2016 Share Posted April 11, 2016 Granted. I wish for Trump to stop losing. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xorth Tanovar Posted April 11, 2016 Share Posted April 11, 2016 Grant revoked, no new wish added. Also, if Trump wins the candidacy, then it's a safe bet Hillary will be the next President. I wish we could FIRE all of CONgress and start over, doing it right this time... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dark Junior Posted April 11, 2016 Share Posted April 11, 2016 Granted, but now they're all Trump clones I wish for a smarter dog. (Not Rick and Morty) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cubinator Posted April 12, 2016 Share Posted April 12, 2016 Granted, but the dog becomes too smart and takes over the world. I wish for no more political wishes in this thread. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CelticCossack51 Posted April 12, 2016 Share Posted April 12, 2016 (edited) Granted, there are now silly wishes. I wish I had a chair. Edited April 12, 2016 by CelticCossack51 Ninja'd Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dark Junior Posted April 12, 2016 Share Posted April 12, 2016 Granted, but it's quite uncomfortable. I wish I had more friends 1 hour ago, cubinator said: Granted, but the dog becomes too smart and takes over the world. That WAS a Rick and Morty episode! You had ONE job! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RocketSquid Posted April 12, 2016 Share Posted April 12, 2016 Granted. You now have 800 friends, all of whom are cannibals. I wish for cheese Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xorth Tanovar Posted April 12, 2016 Share Posted April 12, 2016 Granted. You receive cheese in quantity. In fact, an entire Moon's worth (cue Wallace and Gromit theme)... I wish for something insubstantial. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dark Junior Posted April 13, 2016 Share Posted April 13, 2016 Granted, but it's so insubstantial, it becomes antimatter and you're annihilated immediately I wish I knew why I thought it was a good idea to convert The Raven to binary and put it through a Text-to-Speech translator Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JebKeb Posted April 13, 2016 Share Posted April 13, 2016 Granted, but you lose the ability to recognise politicians. I wish I could reticulate splines using Visual Basic while tracking an IP adress flying a plane using a pitch system that takes sound from a zetatron with 21 volts put through it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ZentroCatson Posted April 13, 2016 Share Posted April 13, 2016 (edited) Granted, but you fail at all of it and crash the plane. I wish my german dragon teacher would be replaced by a younger and more friendly one. Edited April 13, 2016 by ZentroCatson Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KAL 9000 Posted April 13, 2016 Share Posted April 13, 2016 Granted, but he/she's a warthog. I wish that my next wish won't be horribly corrupted. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
legoclone09 Posted April 13, 2016 Share Posted April 13, 2016 It hasn't been corrupted except for the fact it has. I order a mystery box on April Fools. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KAL 9000 Posted April 13, 2016 Share Posted April 13, 2016 Granted, but it says in the fine print, "Property of Pandora". I wish for a big bomb that won't kill me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
legoclone09 Posted April 13, 2016 Share Posted April 13, 2016 It kills you. I wish for a malevolent AI. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cubinator Posted April 13, 2016 Share Posted April 13, 2016 Granted, but it is only malevolent while playing Connect 4. Any other time it is quite amiable. I wish for 2016-05-09 to be a day off. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tex Posted April 13, 2016 Share Posted April 13, 2016 Granted. The entire day is removed from the calendar. I wish my favorite math teacher wasn't retiring. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dres Posted April 13, 2016 Share Posted April 13, 2016 Granted. They grow bitter, being forced to work well past their retirement age. Eventually, they start teaching their students misinformation, leading to a mathematically illiterate public. There is a shortage of engineers and scientists as few know proper math, and the world crumbles into ignorant, anarchy driven pockets. Infrastructure fails as the world is unable to muster the knowledge to fix it. I wish I wasn't so pessimistic. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Q-ver KSP Posted April 14, 2016 Share Posted April 14, 2016 Granted, but you become too optimistic. I wish vshare was illegal, it is bad. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
legoclone09 Posted April 14, 2016 Share Posted April 14, 2016 Everything but vshare is illegal. I wish there was a stock Delta-V indicator Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
0111narwhalz Posted April 14, 2016 Share Posted April 14, 2016 Granted, but it ignores decouplers and assumes an Isp of 1337s. I wish for non-memoryleak-inducing groundscatter. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Delfinus Posted April 14, 2016 Share Posted April 14, 2016 Granted, instead it causes your PC to overheat and start burning. I wish I didn't live in a place with so much light pollution. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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