TopHeavy11 Posted April 29, 2016 Share Posted April 29, 2016 Granted, but only for 0.5 seconds. I wish for Chuck Cena. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ZentroCatson Posted April 29, 2016 Share Posted April 29, 2016 Granted, but the second he arrives, a space-time anomaly happens because Chuck can't be John and John can't be Chuck, sucking you and both Cenas in. It brings you a long, long time ago to a galaxy far, far away. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ozymandias_the_Goat Posted April 29, 2016 Share Posted April 29, 2016 BTW you're supposed to make a wish of your own for somebody else to horribly corrupt. I wish somebody would reply to this post! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cubinator Posted April 30, 2016 Share Posted April 30, 2016 Granted, but no one ever replies to any of your posts outside this thread again. I wish I had a watch that could tell time, temperature (displayed in degrees Celsius, Kelvin, and Fahrenheit), pressure (in atm and mbar), and whether or not the Moon is up. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LaytheDragon Posted April 30, 2016 Share Posted April 30, 2016 (edited) Granted, you are greeted by an Apple Watch box in your office, located in New York City, but hear a voice calling, "Open up!" When you tear apart the packaging, you find that you have an obnoxious talking Apple Watch, with eyes, a nose protruding from the screen (covering the Celsius and Fahrenheit temperature displays' positions on the screen when viewing the pre-installed app that provides the data values), and a mouth, with real cells and a need to blurt out odd noises and thoughts. As the cherry on top of it all, you find that above the city streets outside lurk two shadows, which are from the incredibly massive, heavily offset, magical floating eyebrows of the Apple Watch that can tell you data. The huge chunk of the World Trade Center 1 building missing due to the appearance of the eyebrows partially in the same location won't matter, nor will the rebuilding efforts after the eyebrows move and the building collapses, now will it? I wish for every oceanic and aerial organism on the planet of Earth to become sufficiently-magnetic for attraction and repulsion purposes. Edited April 30, 2016 by LaytheDragon Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Planetace Posted April 30, 2016 Share Posted April 30, 2016 Granted, but the kraken would appear and mess up life forms on earth. i wish all of kerbal society worships the kraken forever, and dres is destroyed... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cubinator Posted April 30, 2016 Share Posted April 30, 2016 Granted, but Dres starts to replicate very quickly and soon the whole solar system is engulfed in a Dyson sphere made of Dres. And that sphere is actually a blastula. I wish for all the petty Dres arguments to stay solely in their designated forum game, and never show up anywhere else. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Planetace Posted April 30, 2016 Share Posted April 30, 2016 (edited) Granted, but the kraken glitches it and makes more arguments appear i wish the dres dyson sphere was destroyed and dres can't self replicate Edited April 30, 2016 by Planetace Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
spacebrick3 Posted April 30, 2016 Share Posted April 30, 2016 Granted, but that's only in one save game, that's not yours. I wish that people would read my thread: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
unevoie Posted May 1, 2016 Share Posted May 1, 2016 (edited) Granted. Unfortunately so many people read your thread, pick up their favorite lines, and start quoting from it that the origins of the quotes become obfuscated and no one believes that you were the original writer. I wish that I could text myself five days in the past. Edited May 1, 2016 by unevoie Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cubinator Posted May 1, 2016 Share Posted May 1, 2016 Granted, but a group of physicists find out and you spend the rest of your life texting yourself for them while they get famous for discovering time travel is possible. I wish I had the power to do anything that is mentioned in xkcd What If. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Planetace Posted May 1, 2016 Share Posted May 1, 2016 granted, but you are killed in you`re first use of that power. I wish i was omnipotent... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Choctofliatrio2.0 Posted May 1, 2016 Share Posted May 1, 2016 Granted, but you quickly fall victim to the Omnipotence Paradox and cease to exist. I wish I could build a working SSTO Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cubinator Posted May 2, 2016 Share Posted May 2, 2016 Granted. You can build ships that go from Minmus surface to orbit in one stage with ease. I wish I knew what the bone fragment I found today is from. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Andem Posted May 2, 2016 Share Posted May 2, 2016 4 minutes ago, cubinator said: Granted. You can build ships that go from Minmus surface to orbit in one stage with ease. I wish I knew what the bone fragment I found today is from. Granted. It's from you're family pet. I wish I could figure out why my MM patch isn't working. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Choctofliatrio2.0 Posted May 2, 2016 Share Posted May 2, 2016 Granted. It's because your computer was replaced with a dirty handful of wires, a toaster, and a ground-up iPhone. I wish I could have awesome-looking hair Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EliasDanger Posted May 2, 2016 Share Posted May 2, 2016 Granted, but now you have a disturbingly large and disfigured nose. I wish I had a Choco-Tacos, because your username reminds me of Choco-Tacos. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cubinator Posted May 2, 2016 Share Posted May 2, 2016 9 hours ago, Andem said: Granted. It's from you're family pet. I've only got two parakeets, and that bone couldn't be from anything smaller than a dog. 8 hours ago, EliasDanger said: I wish I had a Choco-Tacos, because your username reminds me of Choco-Tacos. Granted, but you accidentally get Chucko-Tacos, and they are not for eating but for throwing. I wish I owned a spacesuit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Planetace Posted May 2, 2016 Share Posted May 2, 2016 granted, but its size is for midgets. I wish i was a black hole. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Choctofliatrio2.0 Posted May 2, 2016 Share Posted May 2, 2016 Granted, but you're a theoretical quantum black hole created at CERN before dissipating seconds later. I wish I knew how to put together this engine. It's just a CAD design, it's not even real Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Planetace Posted May 2, 2016 Share Posted May 2, 2016 granted, but you would accidentally destroy the engine after creating it. i wish i was asriel... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
max_creative Posted May 2, 2016 Share Posted May 2, 2016 Granted, but IDK what that is. I wish @Galacticvoyager stopped ruining other people's wishes with the kraken. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Planetace Posted May 2, 2016 Share Posted May 2, 2016 granted, but the wish becomes the opposite of what it was. I wish max_creative did not love dres... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
max_creative Posted May 2, 2016 Share Posted May 2, 2016 Granted, but because it must get corrupted it gets redirected at the kraken. I wish GalacticVoyager would stop turning the entire forum games into a "hail the kraken" place, Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Planetace Posted May 2, 2016 Share Posted May 2, 2016 granted, but everyone else starts praising the kraken, and start hating on dres. I wish i was an ant... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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