Make a wish... and have it horribly corrupted!

[RocketSquid]

Granted, but by living you alter your environment, making it imperfect.

I wish that school would just end already.

[T-Bouw]

Granted. Everything was perfect in your virtual prison of which you don't know you occupied.
Then someone rescues you and you realize that the world's gone to hell.

I wish we have hover vehicles instead of wheeled ones.
And I wish I didn't get ninja'd! I'll get you next time!

Edited June 23, 2016 by T-Bouw

[PB666]

The ninjas missed you but godzilla ate you, fortunately he coughed you out, you land in Mt. fujiyama. 

I wish this thread would end. 

[Xorth Tanovar]

Granted. But someone just tied on some more thread....

 

I wish this thread would never end!

[cubinator]

Granted, but all other threads get locked instantly and no more threads can be made.

I wish my RAM wasn't so finicky.

[PB666]

Granted, it will be firey instead, with a brash boldness and deathwish. 

I wish eight was three. 

Edited June 25, 2016 by PB666

[T-Bouw]

Granted, though an eight is actually E 3, which stands for: error 3, corruption.

I wish for it to be clear skies everytime I want to use the telescope.

[0111narwhalz]

Granted, but you find yourself consumed by an insatiable desire to look at the stars. Thanks to the wish, the clouds are forbidden from coming around, so it never rains. Thus begins the worst, most inexplicable drought in history.

I wish to know every numerological conclusion derived from my given name, birthdate, et cetera, et cetera.

[MDZhB]

Granted, but you forget everything else (that means language, how to walk, move, etc.)

I wish that my computer becomes faster.

[PB666]

1 hour ago, MDZhB said:

Granted, but you forget everything else (that means language, how to walk, move, etc.)

I wish that my computer becomes faster.

Granted, a thief grabs it and runs with it as fast as he can, he's hit by a bus with scattering the computer in a thousand pieces, unfortunately though with a broken computer you cannot read this message. 

I wish IPAD didn't suck so badly

[cubinator]

Granted, but PC literally never existed.

I wish the FL-A10 adapter had a fuel tank.

[PB666]

3 minutes ago, cubinator said:

Granted, but PC literally never existed.

I wish the FL-A10 adapter had a fuel tank.

 Granted but its only avialable to modders. 

I wish there were more - posters in the numbers war. 

[MDZhB]

Granted, but they always go against you

I wish the Romans would come back and fight the warriors of Atlantis in glorious battle.

[ZentroCatson]

Granted, but it all ends in WW3 and a global nuclear war.

I wish the weather would be better here in Switzerland.

[PB666]

2 hours ago, ZentroCatson said:

Granted, but it all ends in WW3 and a global nuclear war.

I wish the weather would be better here in Switzerland.

Granted the weather is now much better in the LHC.

How much pack makes a pack rat?

[MDZhB]

Granted, but not because I don't think that's a wish.

I wish I could be cooler than all the other people

[0111narwhalz]

Granted. Rather than becoming more cool, however, everyone else sucks. Good job, you've brought everyone down to make yourself feel better.

I wish it was possible to win the Number War single-handedly.

[PB666]

11 minutes ago, 0111narwhalz said:

Granted. Rather than becoming more cool, however, everyone else sucks. Good job, you've brought everyone down to make yourself feel better.

I wish it was possible to win the Number War single-handedly.

Not granted, your a cetecean you have no hands. 

I wish you would reload the game and see that your last entry is in error. 

[0111narwhalz]

Granted, but I hold that you edited your post.

I wish that I had more snacks.

[PB666]

2 minutes ago, 0111narwhalz said:

Granted, but I hold that you edited your post.

I wish that I had more snacks.

Granted, but look again more carefully, 

I wish i had a barrel of snack ants.

[Kerbinchaser]

39 minutes ago, PB666 said:

Granted, but look again more carefully, 

I wish i had a barrel of snack ants.

granted, but the ants are fire ants and they sting you every time you try to eat them. You only succeed in eating 3, and you now have sting marks inside your mouth. Ow. 

I wish that my kerbals would stop dying. 

[Mycroft]

Granted, but they mutiny because of all the past deaths and kill you.

I wish that all the mods magically, effortlessly and incorruptibly updated to 1.1.3.

[Xannari Ferrows]

Granted. 1.1.4 comes out which they are not compatible with

I wish no one would corrupt this wish

[PB666]

8 hours ago, Xannari Ferrows said:

I swish uno bone wood cough this wash

Granted. Oops, too late. 

I wish _/*\_/*\_/*\_/* .

Edited June 27, 2016 by PB666

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